Rocker Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 What about jason roberts as striker cover? Blackburn havent played him since oct due to some contract issue. Would probably be free. http://i.imgur.com/RId9S.gif Fuck me that was funny. Class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Epic gif is epic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 The Montpellier owner is just one of them characters man, he's always running his mouth off about anything and everything. He's been there 35+ years. Best bits from Nicollin's latest interview, with L'Equipe, published last Saturday: "Montpellier champions? Impossible. All I'm worried about is that we might qualify for the Europa League. That'd really p*ss me off. What a rubbish competition!" "If I were at PSG, Lyon, Lille or Rennes, and Montpellier finished as champions, I'd want to stab myself in the backside with a sausage. What a disgrace that would be!" "If Gignac joins us, he'll be back in the France team within six months. But it's impossible because of his salary. He drives a Maserati; if he comes here we'd give him a hatchback." "I wouldn't refuse Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa a transfer because we'd find another stopper. He can go to Bayern. But he's not going to Lille or some middle-ranking English club." "Last year, I thought René Girard wanted to join Bordeaux. I would have signed Raymond Domenech (to replace him). Domenech's got balls - although he doesn't always put them in the right place." "I'm fat and ugly. But look at the France players: they're not exactly good looking." "Like three-quarters of the country I don't like this (France) team. I only watched the France-US game because Olivier Giroud was playing. I didn't watch the Belgium match - there was a Western on at the same time." Some past Nicollin classics: "I'd rather my sons got involved in sport than classical music. That bores me senseless. I've got nothing against it, but I'd rather watch curling than listen to Mozart." - fatherly career advice (February 2007) "I couldn't care less, so long as he gets me in to the top division. If he'd been selling drugs or raping young girls, I wouldn't accept that. But I don't worry about such silly things…" - on his coach Rolland Courbis being implicated in irregular transfer dealings (October 2007) "I pay my players more than I pay my mistresses. And my mistresses actually give me some pleasure." - on not getting value for money (April 2007) "Well done Bastia. They have bigger balls than us. We have shriveled olives." - after Montpellier lost to Bastia (March 2009) "Pedretti ran the game in midfield. But that guy, when he comes to Montpellier, we'll look after him. He's a little poof." - an ill-advised attack on Benoît Pedretti for which he later apologised (November 2009). Does this look a man who cares what people think? http://img.chronofoot.com/louis-nicollin/louis-nicollin_1476_w250.jpg I think not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm 31 in February. NEXT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 If an English player left an English club to join another English club, I can see why the Dutch would know first Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "I pay my players more than I pay my mistresses. And my mistresses actually give me some pleasure." - on not getting value for money (April 2007) "Well done Bastia. They have bigger balls than us. We have shriveled olives." - after Montpellier lost to Bastia (March 2009) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "If I were at PSG, Lyon, Lille or Rennes, and Montpellier finished as champions, I'd want to stab myself in the backside with a sausage. What a disgrace that would be!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 If an English player left an English club to join another English club, I can see why the Dutch would know first Because the manager of the selling club is Dutch maybe? Anyway, hope there's nothing in it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Nicollin seems to be quite a character Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 That Chairman is brilliant, the Gene Hunt of footy chairman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm 31 in February. NEXT! Exactly the kind of striker we don't have in our squad, so I wouldn't say no. But against club policy, as you point out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm 31 in February. NEXT! Exactly the kind of striker we don't have in our squad Really? We've already got plenty of shit strikers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm 31 in February. NEXT! Exactly the kind of striker we don't have in our squad Really? We've already got plenty of s*** strikers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "Pedretti ran the game in midfield. But that guy, when he comes to Montpellier, we'll look after him. He's a little poof." :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm didn't Douglas claim we were interested in a well regarded prem striker playing for a club that need to sell? would be gutted if we ended up with Johnson. so one dimensional and not good enough for our first team. on the way down as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest axel Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm didn't Douglas claim we were interested in a well regarded prem striker playing for a club that need to sell? would be gutted if we ended up with Johnson. so one dimensional and not good enough for our first team. on the way down as well. He's better than Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm didn't Douglas claim we were interested in a well regarded prem striker playing for a club that need to sell? would be gutted if we ended up with Johnson. so one dimensional and not good enough for our first team. on the way down as well. He's better than Shola. So is aids but you wouldn't want aids, WOULD YOU? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Bit late to ask him now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Dutch media reporting we are interested in Andy Johnson. Can't see it at all, but there you go. Source: http://www.vi.nl/Nieuws-item/214313/Jol-laat-Andy-Johnson-alleen-bij-megabod-vertrekken.htm didn't Douglas claim we were interested in a well regarded prem striker playing for a club that need to sell? would be gutted if we ended up with Johnson. so one dimensional and not good enough for our first team. on the way down as well. He's better than Shola. Not sure he is. Shola has a bit more to his game in terms of physicality and making himself awkward, and can sometimes be a passable target man. Also, though his good games are very rare, he is capable of better one-off performances than Johnson. Johnson went 26 league games without scoring not that long ago, and has only scored in one game this season. totally one dimensional also - nothing to his game but making predictable runs in behind to poach goals like a shit michael owen and he's not as fast as he was when he played for Palace (and he was average back then as well). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2087547/Tottenham-Chelsea-Manchester-United-want-Michel-Vorm.html Quotes from Swansea director in the article saying that we have enquired about Vorm. Worrying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagten Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2087547/Tottenham-Chelsea-Manchester-United-want-Michel-Vorm.html Quotes from Swansea director in the article saying that we have enquired about Vorm. Worrying. But if tottenham have enquired over krul, its good to know where we would stand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2087547/Tottenham-Chelsea-Manchester-United-want-Michel-Vorm.html Quotes from Swansea director in the article saying that we have enquired about Vorm. Worrying. Hmmm. Probably nowt in it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2087547/Tottenham-Chelsea-Manchester-United-want-Michel-Vorm.html Quotes from Swansea director in the article saying that we have enquired about Vorm. Worrying. But if tottenham have enquired over krul, its good to know where we would stand. I'd be devastated if we sold Krul for anything less than 20m. Seeing as it could be slackjaw 'arry, price should go up to 35m. In fact we should go with the 35m mantra for all our big players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2087547/Tottenham-Chelsea-Manchester-United-want-Michel-Vorm.html Quotes from Swansea director in the article saying that we have enquired about Vorm. Worrying. But if tottenham have enquired over krul, its good to know where we would stand. Aye Ashley's drooling at the thought of another £15 mill he's gonna get back. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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