henke Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 We're gonna score from on of these agains Arsenal. It'll happen. I'm convinced of it. 94th minute winner next week from Willo, from a Cabaye corner an'arl. The planet will shift on it's axis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 This routine is like a racist relative that stinks of piss. It's disgusting, it's irritating and it's depressing. You know it's going to be there and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. You're just sitting there suffering it in the vain hope that it might die one day and all your weekends won't be ruined anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 This routine is like a racist relative that stinks of piss. It's disgusting, it's irritating and it's depressing. You know it's going to be there and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. You're just sitting there suffering it in the vain hope that it might die one day and all your weekends won't be ruined anymore. Have you met the Mrs ?. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 I've become convinced that Pardew being our manager and us being so shite at set penises are linked. As soon as we score one, he'll burst into flames and never be heard from again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Probably the closest we got to a set piece goal yesterday all season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Really really hope Pardew explains this fiasco on the phone in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATB Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Really really hope Pardew explains this fiasco on the phone in. "need more big men" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Really really hope Pardew explains this fiasco on the phone in. "need more big men" "the ball is tired by the time it gets to the back post" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Really really hope Pardew explains this fiasco on the phone in. "need more big men" Will be on his hands and knees begging mike to break the bank for Carroll, "please Mike! It will fix the set penis! I swear!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 When was the last time we scored from a corner? Dad is asking, I'm saying 70 games and 330 attempts but actual figures would be nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 When was the last time we scored from a corner? Dad is asking, I'm saying 70 games and 330 attempts but actual figures would be nice Wolves, 2010. Ba from Jonas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 2010 not 11, that's mental if so. Cheers btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 2010 not 11, that's mental if so. Cheers btw Shit, my error - 2011. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/15045306 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 When was the last time we scored from a corner? Dad is asking, I'm saying 70 games and 330 attempts but actual figures would be nice Wolves, 2010. Ba from Jonas. Cabaye's corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Nearly 2 full seasons man. Thanks for checking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 How do you not even get an own goal in 2 seasons worth of corners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 How do you not even get an own goal in 2 seasons worth of corners. http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/9370/7c3a0847a5994ef3806777e.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 When was the last time we scored from a corner? Dad is asking, I'm saying 70 games and 330 attempts but actual figures would be nice Wolves, 2010. Ba from Jonas. Cabaye's corner. Jonas also dribbled past about 5 men that day to score a great goal. Must have been a rare day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 The thought of us allowing Jonas to take a corner actually made me laugh out loud. Not that it could get much worse like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 The thought of us allowing Jonas to take a corner actually made me laugh out loud. Not that it could get much worse like. His corner was headed in by Shola to get the winner in the 4-3 at Chelsea, in the League Cup like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Jonas has taken about half a dozen corners and they've almost always been good ones, remarkably. Coloccini's equaliser against Wigan not long after the Chelsea game was from a Jonas corner too, albeit after Carroll had helped it on. Reminds me of when N'Zogbia scored a free kick against Fulham on Owen's debut then never took another one for about three years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Mind you, I always thought that goal was intended as a cross. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Today's the day. We'll score from a corner - bullet header from Stevie Taylor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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