Neil Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Floated set penis. mrs bmpiy pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 It wasn't her idea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 You know without Cabaye have we anyone who can actually float a set penis? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Love the thread title. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparta Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 there was a couple of floating penises so far Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 lol they just did this again against STOCK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 STOCK! Mannnn, you're the best. Although I imagine it goes down like a lead balloon if you ever offer anyone a coke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Good work on the new routine Pards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 It's probably the most idiotic tactic in the history of televised football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 was worried we would go a whole half without seeing it for a second there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Close the football pet hates thread, there's only one winner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 It was like they were taking the piss with that last free kick. "Nah fuck it, we aren't going to score anyway, might as well " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Close the football pet hates thread, there's only one winner. Pet hate is too tame for this. For me it's up there with cancer, the holocaust and Justin Bieber. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Close the football pet hates thread, there's only one winner. Pet hate is too tame for this. For me it's up there with cancer, the holocaust and Justin Bieber. Cancer's potentially curable, the holocaust has been and gone and Justice Beaver might get shot tomorrow. Not sure they measure up tbh, there's no end in sight with this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Close the football pet hates thread, there's only one winner. Pet hate is too tame for this. For me it's up there with cancer, the holocaust and Justin Bieber. Cancer's potentially curable, the holocaust has been and gone and Justice Beaver might get shot tomorrow. Not sure they measure up tbh, there's no end in sight with this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 WOW, it's as if actually hitting the ball in with any purpose causes problems. Who'd would have thought? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 "Floating seth's penis to Williamson at the back post" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Persisted with this again I take it? Pardew talking shit again in his pre match interview then?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 We are getting closer to scoring one of these, Williamson actually hit the post yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Needed a piss during the second half yesterday, when did I decide to get up and go you wonder? When we had an attacking set piece I retort. So uninspiring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Set penis Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I think its clear to see why i came up with set penises. Pardew babbling about trying something different has just enforced my point of view. I cant believe a manager, his staff and players are so inept at coming up with anything at all that resembles a dangerous set peice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Yup, those useless set penises with absolutely no power or potency to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Set penises that do nothing but cut erect statues of our "aerial threats". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexthegreat Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I'm fucking sick of this now, beyond a joke. How many times have we chucked the ball in the box from a free kick or a corner since our last goal from one? It must be more than 500 times. You would think that on at least one of those occasions it would end up in the net - the opposition might even do it for you. We actually do appear to have tried a few routines that have allowed Colo a strike on goal, but on the whole its still the chip to Williamson and lose the ball routine. Every time there was a free kick in their half we put both centre halfs up, and I applaud that. But there is absolutely no desire from anyone to get on the end of one of these balls and nod it in. Cahill and Terry at Chelsea want to score from a corner and they often do. Evra has decided hes going to get in the mix and he has a couple of goals to show for it. Not one of our players is straining every sinnow to get a header on goal. The other side of the coin is that we conceeded from a free kick v Fulham, 2 corners v Man U, a free kick v Sunderland, and now a corner v City. And thats just off the top of my head. How many points has our crap approach at set pieces cost us? It's not quite a goal headstart for the other side but it's not a million miles away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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