Unbelievable Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Well I'm convinced. No-one who speaks German could be an evil man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Foreign arseholes. I want a Geordie, someone like Anthony David McPartlin. He'd get us going and back challenging for titles next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Foreign arseholes. I want a Geordie, someone like Anthony David McPartlin. He'd get us going and back challenging for titles next season. James Nail for me like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I basically live on top of the old Newcastle East End ground, I'm putting myself forward. Don't own a suit though, would be v-necks all the way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 All I heard was "show me your papers", needs to speak geordie the cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Foreign arseholes. I want a Geordie, someone like Anthony David McPartlin. He'd get us going and back challenging for titles next season. He would have Blobby E on a diet of Kangaroo Cock in no time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Why did he leave Mainz? Did that ever come out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Why did he leave Mainz? Did that ever come out? Didn't think he could lift them any higher or something IIRC. Also he's not taking a year off, he did not get out of his contract so he's still officially Mainz propert. Which sadly means they will need to be paid compensation if anyone wants Tuchel before the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zicomartin Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Imagine... Shapes the training pitch into a circle to stop long passes Just been sitting here jerking off to videos of Thomas Tuchel leading training sessions. My false high expectations are so high I'm already feeling disappointment. I understood a fair bit of that video, and I barely speak any German. The Dutch guys certainly would 'get it', very quickly, Im sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Isn't he supposed to be fluent in English anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Why did he leave Mainz? Did that ever come out? Didn't think he could lift them any higher or something IIRC. Also he's not taking a year off, he did not get out of his contract so he's still officially Mainz propert. Which sadly means they will need to be paid compensation if anyone wants Tuchel before the summer. Oh right, tempering my expectations just in case anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zicomartin Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Yeah, speaking English would be a bonus, too. Didn't we just get 5 1/2 years worth of compo from Palace? Just paying 6 months seems like a good deal (and we are not a direct rival). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 He speaks perfectEnglish. Like, no noticable accent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 If Ashley were to get in someone new surely they'd want to bring in their own staff - paying off the current staff would cost ££££ - Giving Carver the job however, problem solved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 I take it everyone's seen that bet someone stuck on Karanka? £1000 @10/1, slip is doing the rounds online. Probably a snide like but I hope it isn't. He would have some interest imo. This is what he said in March - Aitor Karanka has never forgotten his first trip to the north-east of England. It was October 1994 and he was making his full European debut for Athletic Bilbao in a Uefa Cup tie against Kevin Keegan's high-flying Newcastle United. "I have great memories of that," he recalls with a smile. "Newcastle at the time were right up there. I was 21 and it's those games, at the start of your career, that leave a mark." It certainly did. "There was Peter Beardsley, Andy Cole, Lee Clark, [Philippe] Albert, [Darren] Peacock, [Pavel] Srnicek, the goalkeeper," he says, reeling off that Newcastle team. "After 70 minutes we were losing 3-0 and suddenly we got back to 3-2. The second leg at San Mames was a fiesta – we won 1-0." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Is he the billy beane of football? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Who's this Jonathan Hope fella? Got over 80,000 followers on Twitter. @Jonhopeofficial: I've just heard who is getting the #NUFC job. I'd love to say but can't because of legalities in regards to betting. Gonna be a shock tho RT @Jonhopeofficial: It's common knowledge I know Mike Ashley and have several #NUFC Players. I'm not trying to piss anyone off. I know who is getting job! Shock @Jonhopeofficial: I personally think bad! But Newcastle fans know best. I don't think good appointment but #NUFC Fans are amazing. Deserve better! That's imo @Jonhopeofficial: I don't think it's a good decision for the club but I've heard tonight from the main man! Unless he's lying (which he never has b4) #NUFC @Jonhopeofficial: Before people start giving me abuse I'll reveal before the press and #NUFC fans can check my validity with any #WBA or #MUFC Fans. I know RT @Jonhopeofficial: Just because Ashley has made a decision on the next manager doesn't mean that I have to say he's a good choice. Personally I think bad #NUFC @Jonhopeofficial: I don't and do not condone betting. Ally McCoist has been relieved of his duties at Rangers. Still being paid. Cheap option! Just saying @Jonhopeofficial: I promise #NUFC Fans I'll reveal before the press like I did with Pulis and LVG okay. That's fair enough. Newcastle is a huge club RT Billy bullshitter? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Likes collating indecent pictures of kids. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/child-porn-shame-football-agent-4397541 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Likes collating indecent pictures of kids. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/child-porn-shame-football-agent-4397541 Sounds trustworthy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Likes collating indecent pictures of kids. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/child-porn-shame-football-agent-4397541 Sounds trustworthy. If you can't trust a nonce then who can you trust? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 He looks like a Peter File Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 He looks like a Peter File Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Who's this Jonathan Hope fella? Got over 80,000 followers on Twitter. @Jonhopeofficial: I've just heard who is getting the #NUFC job. I'd love to say but can't because of legalities in regards to betting. Gonna be a shock tho RT @Jonhopeofficial: It's common knowledge I know Mike Ashley and have several #NUFC Players. I'm not trying to piss anyone off. I know who is getting job! Shock @Jonhopeofficial: I personally think bad! But Newcastle fans know best. I don't think good appointment but #NUFC Fans are amazing. Deserve better! That's imo @Jonhopeofficial: I don't think it's a good decision for the club but I've heard tonight from the main man! Unless he's lying (which he never has b4) #NUFC @Jonhopeofficial: Before people start giving me abuse I'll reveal before the press and #NUFC fans can check my validity with any #WBA or #MUFC Fans. I know RT @Jonhopeofficial: Just because Ashley has made a decision on the next manager doesn't mean that I have to say he's a good choice. Personally I think bad #NUFC @Jonhopeofficial: I don't and do not condone betting. Ally McCoist has been relieved of his duties at Rangers. Still being paid. Cheap option! Just saying @Jonhopeofficial: I promise #NUFC Fans I'll reveal before the press like I did with Pulis and LVG okay. That's fair enough. Newcastle is a huge club RT Billy bullshitter? seems like an ethical fellow. not only doesn't condone betting, but also does not condone it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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