Guest Walter Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I'd play both of them through the middle. With Remy out, that is. GOUFFRAN CISSE MARVEAUX TIOTE ANITA HBA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 Think it's really disappointing that this guy hasn't been given any games upfront, considering his recent record playing upfront in France, and how we've struggled for goals recently. I really doubt Pardew knows anything about that record, and how he was used there to be honest. Yet another failing of the jester in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 I'd play both of them through the middle. With Remy out, that is. GOUFFRAN CISSE MARVEAUX TIOTE ANITA HBA Only 2 holding players to cover 4 defenders. Are you man!? Where's the tackle man?! The security, the 10 players in our half!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/JsYz1cY.jpg Back from the bottom of page three with a t-shirt celebrating the Brasilian slums. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Could've at least ironed his t-shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Dummet must be just out of shot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Fuck Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Dummet must have just been shot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC · 3h Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season! #nufc pic.twitter.com/VuW0zRQ8BH yoan gouffran @YGouffran · 1h “@NUFC: Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season!hahahaha thank you!!! NUFC Twitter Trolling Toure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC · 3h Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season! #nufc pic.twitter.com/VuW0zRQ8BH yoan gouffran @YGouffran · 1h “@NUFC: Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season!hahahaha thank you!!! NUFC Twitter Trolling Toure Even our twitter account is more ambitious than Pards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 28? Time for the graveyard grandma. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC · 3h Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season! #nufc pic.twitter.com/VuW0zRQ8BH yoan gouffran @YGouffran · 1h “@NUFC: Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season!hahahaha thank you!!! NUFC Twitter Trolling Toure A player who hasn't played well in about a year shouldn't even feature in the same joke as Yaya Toure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC · 3h Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season! #nufc pic.twitter.com/VuW0zRQ8BH yoan gouffran @YGouffran · 1h “@NUFC: Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season!hahahaha thank you!!! NUFC Twitter Trolling Toure A player who hasn't played well in about a year shouldn't even feature in the same joke as Yaya Toure Half a year and played as a secondary full back. Deserves a medal for not kicking off tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 It's that or go back to some crap side in France. He's not got much leverage to kick off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 It's that or go back to some crap side in France. He's not got much leverage to kick off. Apart from being played out of position the entire season, still, he was only our 3rd highest goalscorer scoring something like 6 goals in 6 consecutive home games from a wide defensive midfield position but we should send the useless cunt back to France and hope that Papiss "ruined by playing about 3 games on the right" Cisse finds form. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 I like Gouff and can really see him excelling in a role as explosive spark off the bench up top. Like most of our players Pardew doesn't see what they're actually good at and just try to fit whatever into his own system. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Seems almost certain we're going to need options up front at this rate. Only question is who would fill the auxiliary forward fullback position (trademark Alan Pardew 2014). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. He would have been better than anyone who played central striker this season (the stats back this up). We need to replace Remy who was better wide left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. He would have been better than anyone who played central striker this season (the stats back this up). We need to replace Remy who was better wide left. I like Gouffran as a player, and he could do a job as a secondary striker, but as if we were to rely on him to be our main striker next season we'll be fighting relegation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Might actually get a chance as central striker next season, not because that's his position though, because we have nobody else. We'll be getting relegated then. He would have been better than anyone who played central striker this season (the stats back this up). We need to replace Remy who was better wide left. I like Gouffran as a player, and he could do a job as a secondary striker, but as if we were to rely on him to be our main striker next season we'll be fighting relegation. Pardew definitely needs another Ba/half season Cisse/Remy, as it stands Gouffran is our main goal threat and should not be used as a defensive player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Newcastle United FC @NUFC · 3h Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season! #nufc pic.twitter.com/VuW0zRQ8BH yoan gouffran @YGouffran · 1h “@NUFC: Happy 28th birthday to @YGouffran! Don't worry Gouff, we will have a cake for you on your return to pre-season!hahahaha thank you!!! NUFC Twitter Trolling Toure That's our transfer budget spent then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 It's that or go back to some crap side in France. He's not got much leverage to kick off. Apart from being played out of position the entire season, still, he was only our 3rd highest goalscorer scoring something like 6 goals in 6 consecutive home games from a wide defensive midfield position but we should send the useless cunt back to France and hope that Papiss "ruined by playing about 3 games on the right" Cisse finds form. Are you OK, Jon? Seriously? This isn't the type of guff I'd have expected from you a year back but it's happening more and more these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 It's that or go back to some crap side in France. He's not got much leverage to kick off. Apart from being played out of position the entire season, still, he was only our 3rd highest goalscorer scoring something like 6 goals in 6 consecutive home games from a wide defensive midfield position but we should send the useless cunt back to France and hope that Papiss "ruined by playing about 3 games on the right" Cisse finds form. Are you OK, Jon? Seriously? This isn't the type of guff I'd have expected from you a year back but it's happening more and more these days. Not sure how to even answet this, so you don't feel he has any reason to feel aggrieved? Or you feel our centre forwards have done so well he hasn't deserved a shot there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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