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What's the deal with Henderson and Lallana?

 

I reckon they like to hold cups to their ear against the wall and listen to each other masturbating.

 

FYP.

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Being that I'm in the hotel business, that is an absolutely hilarious rooming requirement worksheet. :lol: Tif hotel leaves snacks or alcohol, and it's consumed, Liverpool don't pay for it :lol: - they get pay tv (ie: ppv, ie: pr0n).

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I reckon they secretly talk about books and politics when everyone else goes to sleep.

 

:lol:

 

http://www.specialtyansweringservice.net/wp-content/uploads/learn-make-tin-can-phone/man-talking-on-tin-can-phone.jpg

 

 

 

edit: ffs Jill

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Martial has just trademarked his brand AM9 and they've stripped him of the 9 shirt without telling him to give to Zlatan. He's now running with photos of himself wearing the 9 on facebook and has unfollowed the club on all social media.  :mou:

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For fuck sake, just how? [emoji38]

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36857987

Astroturf.

What? Just what? How the does AstroTurf effect a keeper throwing a ball into the back of his own net? [emoji38]

The ball doesn't bounce true on it. The keeper went to trow it across his goal (still a bad mistake), it bounces to the left because of the shit bounce astroturf gives and goes into his own net.

I never knew Ol Stifler was a Paddy?

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