Jordan Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Buttered bread is the answer here. It always lands butter side down. People with butter on their face always land head first. The lucky few who don't, like the rest of us, start the day by plastering their faces in butter therefore have a better chance of surviving a fall. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Don't know if this has been posted elsewhere but Pat Rice has apparently been admitted to hospital with cancer. Wish him the best possible recovery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Tavenier joins Rotherham on loan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybiotics Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Latest bit of NUFC merchandise https://twitter.com/NUFCOfficial/status/406026388764766210/photo/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 might aswell copy giggs on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Michael Chopra tells court Newcastle players would gamble up to ... Mirror.co.uk-by Paul Cockerton-47 minutes agoShare Footballer Michael Chopra today lifted the lid on his gambling addiction and spoken about how players would bet sums of £30,000 on the team bus. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/michael-chopra-newcastle-united-players-2861105 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Zaha Hadid's sport stadiums: 'Too big, too expensive, too much like a vagina' http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2013/nov/28/zaha-hadid-stadiums-vagina Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 It isn't even subtle, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Not many vaginas are, unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Subtle/elusive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pixies/2013/9/22/1379888537122/Zaha-Hadid-010.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 that is a great picture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 "rising out of the Qatari desert in a great vulvic bulge." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 "The architect insists that the building's swollen flaps, which part along the roof to frame a central ovoid opening, were inspired by the sails of local dhow sailing boats, but others have ridiculed their labial similarities. The Daily Show ran images of the stadium sprouting a forest of pubic hair, describing Hadid as "the Georgia O'Keeffe of things you can walk inside" and sent its sports correspondent to find the clitoral "press box" in vain. As the feminist website Jezebel put it: "Any discerning human will be quick to recognise that the building looks exactly like an enormous vagina." You can't not laugh at that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 that is a great picture. It's proper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 height=400 width=532http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Lamu_dhow_5.JPG[/img] Nowt like it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Beyond looking like a vaginia Those stadiums look designed desperately to disguise the fact it's a football stadium Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/SKhpEca.png http://i.imgur.com/Db73RUL.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I wonder how they went about collecting their winnings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Don't know if this has been posted elsewhere but Pat Rice has apparently been admitted to hospital with cancer. Wish him the best possible recovery. Just read that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Was describing Danny Guthrie stalker aka TEETH GIRL to folk at work but need a visual can someone link me with a picture. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Was describing Danny Guthrie stalker aka TEETH GIRL to folk at work but need a visual can someone link me with a picture. http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/1984/teeth.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Was describing Danny Guthrie stalker aka TEETH GIRL to folk at work but need a visual can someone link me with a picture. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76171.900.html You asked for it. (complete with victim) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Three arrested over computer hacking at the FA, including one referee. Still think we're overdue a proper leveson-sized premier league scandal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Three arrested over computer hacking at the FA, including one referee. Still think we're overdue a proper leveson-sized premier league scandal. That would be lovely, because you know that we'd be too damned tight to bribe any one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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