NEEJ Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 What a plank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Fuck off Zamora, cunt face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I remember when the laws of physics turned on Bobby Zamora. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 their* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Greatest twitter header of all time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 http://www.themag.co.uk/2016/08/newcastle-united-media-partner-manage-get-spectacularly-wrong/ http://i.imgur.com/QwH5WY3.png http://i.imgur.com/l2umOkX.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 There's 3 photos of 'Vernon' celebrating his goal http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/match-reports/newcastle-2-0-brighton-jamaal-8720855 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Paul Merson ranks the transfer windows across the Premier League: Chelsea: ‘I don’t think Marcos Alonso is good enough for Chelsea. Michy Batshuayi looks lively so far, and N’Golo Kante makes Chelsea the team to beat this season. David Luiz? No, no, no, no, no. Did you watch him play against Monaco last week? He gave away the silliest penalty I’ve ever seen and Paris Saint-Germain probably dropped him off.’ Grade: A+. On giving Crystal Palace a B+: ‘This could be a D in six months, or an A+.’ On giving Leicester a C: ‘ It could turn out to be a B+ transfer window or expelled from school.’ On giving Middlesbrough a B-: ‘I’ve gone B- but that could easily turn into a D because there are a few big gambles.’ On giving Watford a C: ‘If they stay up, this is an A.’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Paul Merson ranks the transfer windows across the Premier League: Chelsea: ‘I don’t think Marcos Alonso is good enough for Chelsea. Michy Batshuayi looks lively so far, and N’Golo Kante makes Chelsea the team to beat this season. David Luiz? No, no, no, no, no. Did you watch him play against Monaco last week? He gave away the silliest penalty I’ve ever seen and Paris Saint-Germain probably dropped him off.’ Grade: A+. On giving Crystal Palace a B+: ‘This could be a D in six months, or an A+.’ On giving Leicester a C: ‘ It could turn out to be a B+ transfer window or expelled from school.’ On giving Middlesbrough a B-: ‘I’ve gone B- but that could easily turn into a D because there are a few big gambles.’ On giving Watford a C: ‘If they stay up, this is an A.’ Read that article earlier and it might be one of the worst things I've read. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 http://www.themag.co.uk/2016/08/newcastle-united-media-partner-manage-get-spectacularly-wrong/ http://i.imgur.com/l2umOkX.png Just seen this. Paul Dumbest Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Paul Merson ranks the transfer windows across the Premier League: Chelsea: ‘I don’t think Marcos Alonso is good enough for Chelsea. Michy Batshuayi looks lively so far, and N’Golo Kante makes Chelsea the team to beat this season. David Luiz? No, no, no, no, no. Did you watch him play against Monaco last week? He gave away the silliest penalty I’ve ever seen and Paris Saint-Germain probably dropped him off.’ Grade: A+. On giving Crystal Palace a B+: ‘This could be a D in six months, or an A+.’ On giving Leicester a C: ‘ It could turn out to be a B+ transfer window or expelled from school.’ On giving Middlesbrough a B-: ‘I’ve gone B- but that could easily turn into a D because there are a few big gambles.’ On giving Watford a C: ‘If they stay up, this is an A.’ Keying 35 grams of cocaine never fails to have an outstanding effect on the mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 I've never seen anyone so proud of knowing absolutely fuck-all about the subject he's paid to talk about. Wears it like a badge of honour, the thick cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Paul Merson ranks the transfer windows across the Premier League: Chelsea: ‘I don’t think Marcos Alonso is good enough for Chelsea. Michy Batshuayi looks lively so far, and N’Golo Kante makes Chelsea the team to beat this season. David Luiz? No, no, no, no, no. Did you watch him play against Monaco last week? He gave away the silliest penalty I’ve ever seen and Paris Saint-Germain probably dropped him off.’ Grade: A+. On giving Crystal Palace a B+: ‘This could be a D in six months, or an A+.’ On giving Leicester a C: ‘ It could turn out to be a B+ transfer window or expelled from school.’ On giving Middlesbrough a B-: ‘I’ve gone B- but that could easily turn into a D because there are a few big gambles.’ On giving Watford a C: ‘If they stay up, this is an A.’ :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Bournemouth paid a £2 million loan fee for Wilshere and are covering his 90K a week wages as well as paying him 50K for every appearance whether that is 90 minutes or one minute! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Think that's not the worst deal tbh. £2m for a season, even with his injuries he's probably a £20m player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Dave on TalkSport this morning had the producers sweating a bit on the breakfast show I bet when he revealed he calmed the nerves of his team ahead of big game by getting one of his Chubby Brown videos out for them to watch for 30mins You can imagine them in Brazil's ear shouting change the subject Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/twenty-per-cent-of-uk-workforce-on-loan-from-chelsea-fc-20160902113208 ONE in five British workers are on loan to their current job from Chelsea FC, it has emerged. More than six million people remain locked into contracts signed under Guus Hiddink, Carlo Ancelotti, Andre Villas-Boas, Roberto Di Matteo, Rafa Benitez, or Jose Mourinho over the last seven years while effectively working full-time for different employers. A Chelsea source said: “David Luiz made the press, but 428,999 of the other 429,000 deals we did on deadline day were immediately loaned back to employers ranging from bulk waste collection to publishing houses. “Apart from an increase in salary to around £30,000 a week, most people find that signing for Chelsea doesn’t interfere with their daily routine at all.” The signings, made to forestall interest from rival clubs, typically have the bulk of their wages paid by Chelsea with employers from Subway to KPMG making up the remaining 0.0005 per cent. Julian Cooke said: “It was a real surprise when I got a call from Antonio Conte on transfer deadline day telling me I unfortunately didn’t feature in his plans this season. “In all honesty I hadn’t expected to make the starting 11, mostly because I’m an accountant living in Devon, but I reckon I could’ve done a job in the League Cup.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Dismal offer, that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Is it September's fool day in the Soviets or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 The deadline's passed, burger cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Dismal offer, that. Aye, not exactly a whopper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 "Illuminati confirmed". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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