LV Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Garth f***ing Crooks giving Pardew the thumbs up for a job well done! Garth Crooks is pretty much insane tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Garth Fucking Crooks giving Pardew the thumbs up for a job well done! Say what you like about Pardew, he's clearly an excellent shoveller of horseshit. The media have for the most part all bought his excuses this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Garth f***ing Crooks giving Pardew the thumbs up for a job well done! Garth Crooks is pretty much insane tbh http://p.twimg.com/Ay_3vXECAAAtWw1.jpg 'DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 We were fucking awful and I'm not quite sure how we managed to win, but we did. Hopefully Pardew is sacked tonight. http://www.nufcblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Hatem-Ben-Arfa_0.jpg http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/003/134/604/hi-res-166605649_display_image.jpg?1367093635 All there is to it. Two quality players saving the manager's blushes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Garth f***ing Crooks giving Pardew the thumbs up for a job well done! Garth Crooks is pretty much insane tbh http://p.twimg.com/Ay_3vXECAAAtWw1.jpg 'DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Elliott - 2 - abysmally thick, distribution was beyond poor too Debuchy - 5 - got roasted in the first half and made some appalling decisions Williamson - 7 - solid enough Coloccini - 7.5 - wasn't tested but played well MYM - 7 - showed some canny touches going forward Jonas - 5.5 - ran around and that Cabaye - 6.5 - best game for a while despite not contributing too much Tiote/Perch - 6 - did OK HBA - 8 - easily the best player on the park going forward Cisse - 5 - quiet and some bizarre choices when he actually had the ball Gouffran - 7.5 - Tireless work off the ball and a good goal too. Unlucky to get hooked. Relief - 100 - uuuuuuuggggggggh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 http://soshable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Everything_went_better_than_expected.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 We were fucking awful and I'm not quite sure how we managed to win, but we did. Hopefully Pardew is sacked tonight. http://www.nufcblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Hatem-Ben-Arfa_0.jpg http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/003/134/604/hi-res-166605649_display_image.jpg?1367093635 All there is to it. Two quality players saving the manager's blushes. Yup. As has been the case all season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I thought Gouffran had his best game for us today, hardly surprising considering we actually played him up front rather in that fucking no man's land on the wing that Pardew usually asks him to occupy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyAnth Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 http://soshable.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Everything_went_better_than_expected.png Perfect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Elliott - 2 - abysmally thick, distribution was beyond poor too Debuchy - 5 - got roasted in the first half and made some appalling decisions Williamson - 7 - solid enough Coloccini - 7.5 - wasn't tested but played well MYM - 7 - showed some canny touches going forward Jonas - 5.5 - ran around and that Cabaye - 6.5 - best game for a while despite not contributing too much Tiote/Perch - 6 - did OK HBA - 8 - easily the best player on the park going forward Cisse - 5 - quiet and some bizarre choices when he actually had the ball Gouffran - 7.5 - Tireless work off the ball and a good goal too. Unlucky to get hooked. Relief - 100 - uuuuuuuggggggggh If it wasn't for Jonas's hard work and willingness to graft and chase lost causes Goufrann wouldn't have scored that 2nd goal. I like Jonas and think he gets an unbelievable amount of unfair criticism on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I thought Gouffran had his best game for us today, hardly surprising considering we actually played him up front rather in that fucking no man's land on the wing that Pardew usually asks him to occupy. I agree, although I think he's capable of playing wide in a 4-3-3 as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Elliott - 2 - abysmally thick, distribution was beyond poor too Debuchy - 5 - got roasted in the first half and made some appalling decisions Williamson - 7 - solid enough Coloccini - 7.5 - wasn't tested but played well MYM - 7 - showed some canny touches going forward Jonas - 5.5 - ran around and that Cabaye - 6.5 - best game for a while despite not contributing too much Tiote/Perch - 6 - did OK HBA - 8 - easily the best player on the park going forward Cisse - 5 - quiet and some bizarre choices when he actually had the ball Gouffran - 7.5 - Tireless work off the ball and a good goal too. Unlucky to get hooked. Relief - 100 - uuuuuuuggggggggh Oh Aye, and Goufrann had played excellent i agree, but just before he got hooked he looked knackered and had given the ball away sloppilly a couple of times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest strongbow69 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 2nd half as good as the first for us according to talksport Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roy the Irish Magpie Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Just seen a Newcastle fan on twitter demand Goufrann be sold in summer. He must be taken the piss the lad just spared our blushes today. No offence to a yone but of our fans can be proper thick at times like in that instance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 "This type of year usually ends up in relegation." What, you mean the second year in charge of any club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VanBarduck Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Elliot- 4 Debuchy- 5 Willo- 6 Colo- 7 YMB- 5 Tioté-3 Cabaye-4 Ben Arfa-7 Guti-5 Gouffran-7 Cissé-6 Pardew-0 Bosingwa - 10 MOM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 :rant:Just seen a Newcastle fan on twitter demand Goufrann be sold in summer. He must be taken the piss the lad just spared our blushes today. No offence to a yone but of our fans can be proper thick at times like in that instance. Unbelievably dense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Counting the positives, I think that's outdone Shola on the unstoppable pelantyometer. Nice one HBA! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Elliott - 3 - What the fuck man? Debuchy - 4 - looked so poor first half, lucky not to concede a second pen, could of easily cost us the game. Williamson - 6.5 - did what was asked. Coloccini - 7.5 - played well, clearly makes a massive difference to the team. MYM - 7 - quality player who hasn't quite settled in yet, looked good today though. Jonas - 6 - did well to make the second goal really, but he's all hard work and no quality, Cabaye - 6 - Okayish, but looked a liability with his tackling. Tiote- 6.5 - okay. HBA - 8 - clearly the most talented player on the pitch, shame we couldnt of used him more. fantastic pen. Cisse - 6 - decent holding up the ball at the end with jonas. odd choices at times though. Gouffran - 8.5 - great work from him today, worked hard and had the talent to back it up. calm finish too. perch - 6 - okay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Did well to overcome another 2 abhorrent refereeing decisions; not a penalty for them and cisse's goal onside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest strongbow69 Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Just seen a Newcastle fan on twitter demand Goufrann be sold in summer. He must be taken the piss the lad just spared our blushes today. No offence to a yone but of our fans can be proper thick at times like in that instance. stupid feckin cnut whoever it it is, can just see pardews name sang on lap of honour next week too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Couldn't believe my eyes when he hooked Gouffran again today. Literally the only player on our team who threatened to keep possession. In the words of Bimpy, the decision was just whole new levels of spacker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Can't believe how happy I am It's like the relief you feel at school / uni after your final exam is done. Almost skipped home from work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 dat penalty by HBA. What a guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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