Mike Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes 24s Time for the loaded revolver and a long, slow trudge to the garden shed. Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 It just says everything about the current set up that they would actually move to appoint someone like this for a position like that. It's a total waste of time the whole thing. What next Sports Direct United Ashley will decide that Magpies aren't fierce enough, changes the mascot to the Honey Badgers. Colors become pink and purple hoops with the gayest looking honey badger in the crest. Sports Direct United howey the Honey Badgers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Seeing those quotes on Douglas timeline has made me physically ill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Not got the vocabulary to adequately describe how catastrophically shit this appointment is. Ashley, Llambias, Pardew and Kinnear are the 4 horsemen tbh. The destroyers of worlds, bringing misery and despair to all. Unless you don't support Newcastle in which case it's fucking hilarious. I hate this club sometimes, I absolutely fucking hate it. Owned and run by absolute cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I hope all the fathers are having a good day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 10/1 to go down next season. Worth a punt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Not got the vocabulary to adequately describe how catastrophically shit this appointment is. Ashley, Llambias, Pardew and Kinnear are the 4 horsemen tbh. The destroyers of worlds, bringing misery and despair to all. Unless you don't support Newcastle in which case it's fucking hilarious. I hate this club sometimes, I absolutely fucking hate it. Owned and run by absolute cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC_Sam Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Lol I genuinely don't think this could have gone any worse. Like my worst nightmare. I mean, if it were "Joe Kinnear replaces Alan Pardew" then it would be a fucking outrage.. but we now have BOTH of them. What even is life? Devastated isn't even the word. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bert Shaft Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 It just says everything about the current set up that they would actually move to appoint someone like this for a position like that. It's a total waste of time the whole thing. What next Sports Direct United playing in blue, white and red stripes... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 It can't be a ploy to make Pardew walk, because you'd then be left with the same problem with Kinnear. That being said, I think Pardew will walk. There's already a lot of confusion about who gets the final say on what - he'll be mightily peeved right now. Why would Ashley then commit to a 3 year deal then? Why not one? Would love it to be true, but I don't think it is. Er exactly. Those people that were so sure that AP's contract had a clause in it where he'd only get paid 1 or 2 year's wages if sacked were embarrassingly wrong and were giving Ashley too much credit, then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 This is just hilarious. I mean what the f*** can JFK bring to this club that's positive? Its yet another attack on the fans, seems like. The press will join in enthusiastically no doubt. All our fault it'll be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I don't know what's going to explode first, my head or my ticker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 "Because I wasn't a Geordie that went against me. My record is there for all to see. Maybe I reacted over-the-top but half of stuff.." f*** OFF His record is there for all to see - poor. Won 5 out of 26 for us and sacked several times in the past for poor results (Doncaster, Forest etc.). He is deluded. He didn't manage 26 games like, he managed 21 games of which 19 were in the league and got 20 points. A shit record, but also much better than the average for that season, we got only 14 points from the 19 he didn't manage. So in short I can't really disagree with his claim that he wasn't the man responsible for our relegation that season, but at the same time he's not nearly good enough to be appointed as anything at Newcastle United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 If he's going to be wiping Llambias' arse or whatever nonsense he's doing it just proves that Ashley has no fucking clue about what a DoF should be. It's just a title so he can give a mate a remotely meaningful position. Does anyone have any examples in which a DoF has proved a workable system in this country? All they seem to do is piss off managers and undermine their decisions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes 24s Time for the loaded revolver and a long, slow trudge to the garden shed. Jesus. I think we all know already this is going to turn out badly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 :fool: :fool: :fool: :fool: :fool: :fool: :fool: :fool: :fool: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 They should bring back Graeme Souness as director of club discipline too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 What the fucking fuck? Been out all day & come back to this shit. In no way does this actually make the slightest bit of sense whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 He is not offered he signed... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 It seems strange though - just when they're trying to sell season tickets. Utterly insane. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Why should we even bother with Mike Ashley here now? May as well just pack it all in until the fat cunt is gone. We're in a position now where if Pardew does eventually go, Joe Kinnear will be appointed. Pardew in!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 It can't be a ploy to make Pardew walk, because you'd then be left with the same problem with Kinnear. That being said, I think Pardew will walk. There's already a lot of confusion about who gets the final say on what - he'll be mightily peeved right now. Why would Ashley then commit to a 3 year deal then? Why not one? Would love it to be true, but I don't think it is. Er exactly. Those people that were so sure that AP's contract had a clause in it where he'd only get paid 1 or 2 year's wages if sacked were embarrassingly wrong and were giving Ashley too much credit, then. I'm agreeing with you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 The only hope we have is that Carr is doing the finding, dazzling JFK with the player he's found and JFK sweet talks Ashley in to buying him. If that's not the setup, were fucked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Mike Ashley really does hate us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Why Joe fucking Kinnear? It really is jobs for the boys with Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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