Guest firetotheworks Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Argh my fucking god. If at first you don't fail enough, fail and fail again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Just to make us feel better, I fully expect "Graham Carr joins Man City" news within the next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 The only hope we have is that Carr is doing the finding, dazzling JFK with the player he's found and JFK sweet talks Ashley in to buying him. If that's not the setup, were fucked. This. If it is like that it would be a nice surprise, unfortunately i fear not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 We can only hope it's some kind of money laundering scheme to run cash through the books and out of the club and he's not really going to do anything. We can only hope it's something terribly illegal. It's fucking bad here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I can't even be arsed posting anything. I'm beat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 They should bring back Graeme Souness as director of club discipline too. Nile Ranger as Youth Ambassador, Michael Owen as fan's representative and Maggie Thatcher as posthumous Eternal Club President, like Kim il-Sing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 has the club confirmed this? I'm holding onto the idea that Kinnear has just been spouting shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I'm not quite sure what to say. Quite clearly an attempt to undermine Pardew, he resigns without compensation and JFK steps in as manager saying he'd have got us in the Champions League if he hadnt got ill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Fuck right off, this is worse than the mackems appointing Di Canio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooonDoom Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Pretty much confirms that our entire existence is just a soap opera for a parallel universe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 They should bring back Graeme Souness as director of club discipline too. Nile Ranger as Deputy to the above. Mike Williamson promoted to 'Jumping Training captain', a new role. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Irregardless of everything else... why the hell now? So we start from scratch and are already behind everyone else in the transfer market..oh fuck it I don't give a shit, this is fucking ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 What does Mrs. Bimpy have to say? I just played her his press conference, she said. She liked the fact he pulls journos up on their bullshit. And then added he's a bit sweary though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Has anyone found the audio of JFK's Sky Sports interview online yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 They should bring back Graeme Souness as director of club discipline too. Nile Ranger as Deputy to the above. Mike Williamson promoted to 'Jumping Training captain', a new role. Kenny Dalglish appointed senior nepotism executive on 5 year deal. Paul Dalglish appointed striking coach. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 If they brought back Souness, it wouldn't be worse. Kinnear is a fucking joke. A loudmouth fossil that would have been a staggeringly bad appointment 20 years ago, when he had some relevance. Souness would be much more respectable in front of the media, but even less capable and more destructive behind the scenes. Its like choosing between a piece of shit and a piece of toxic shit with a bow on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 If they brought back Souness, it wouldn't be worse. Kinnear is a fucking joke. A loudmouth fossil that would have been a staggeringly bad appointment 20 years ago, when he had some relevance. Couldn't put it better myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 The only hope we have is that Carr is doing the finding, dazzling JFK with the player he's found and JFK sweet talks Ashley in to buying him. If that's not the setup, were fucked. Might as well present our new players to Prince Phillip. "Here's our director of football, Joe" "Is this the new lad? At least this one's not a fuckin kraut, eh? Look's like a bit of a fuckin' poofta though, didn't wear pink boots in my fucking day. " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Stephen Harper @steveharper37 1m I was taken out for a Fathers Day lunch to compensate for my early start,now with Alan Thompson of Celtic fame discussing @NUFCOfficial #mmm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 The banner will be like that for 3 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Unbelievable news. Staggeringly bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Stephen Harper @steveharper37 1m I was taken out for a Fathers Day lunch to compensate for my early start,now with Alan Thompson of Celtic fame discussing @NUFCOfficial #mmm He'll be fucking mortal by now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 It feels like the end of the world tbh. I haven't cried in years but I came close earlier.....we're firmly stuck in hell for a long time. To see all these other clubs with likeable people, people with good intentions and people with dignity. Then I look at us and it's like all our nightmares have come true. Right now, it hasn't sunk in because I've managed to laugh and get distracted. But come tomorrow, after one sleep, the reality will hit me. We're in deep trouble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Tbf, his Wimbledon side were good at set pieces...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Someone has SBR's comments about "what is a club, anyway?" as his signature. The answer, of course, is 'the fans'. Well this fan gave up going to SJP three-and-a-half years ago when Llambias first mooted the re-naming of the ground, as that was enough for me. Decisions like Wonga and today's shite don't half reinforce my decision to keep my money to myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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