sbnufc Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 These are answers to questions from his own lawyer too The fuck is he gonna be saying when the prosecution start? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 This tweet been covered yet? Aye, I always have to keep myself busy to stop noncing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I wanted to fuck kids because I was bored. Best defense ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I should be thankful I have a job that is really time-consuming I suppose. I'd be noncing all over the shop otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 "I know it was so wrong but at the time I sort of enjoyed it so I still got caught up in it texting after." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Check the job thread in general chat, anyone unemployed in there must be noncing it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Asked why he continued kissing the girl given his worries, AJ says: "Because I wanted to and I wasn't thinking clearly how I should've been" The way his defence is going I'm half-expecting a breakdown similar to Sly Stallone in Rocky III when Adrian's grilling him on the beach. "Because I wanted to... I'M A NONCE!! YOU WANNA HEAR ME SAY IT!? YOU WANNA BREAK ME DOWN!? OK! I'M A DIRTY NONCE! ARE YOU f***ing HAPPY NOW!?" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Is he trying to 'show remorse' or something to get a lesser sentence? Is it not far too late for that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He's like Brendan Dassey this cunt. Try defending yourself man, he's almost like "Well, aye of course I was up for a shag. Still text her, the whole thing had me boner'd up for months until yous lot found out like" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He's like Brendan Dassey this c***. Try defending yourself man, he's almost like "Well, aye of course I was up for a shag. Still text her, the whole thing had me boner'd up for months until yous lot found out like" Aside from the whole being an adult, presumably with an average or above IQ, with millions in the bank and a quality lawyer, he's exactly like Brendan Dassey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He's like Brendan Dassey this c***. Try defending yourself man, he's almost like "Well, aye of course I was up for a shag. Still text her, the whole thing had me boner'd up for months until yous lot found out like" Aside from the whole being an adult, presumably with an average or above IQ, with millions in the bank and a quality lawyer, he's exactly like Brendan Dassey. It was a light-hearted comment you doyle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I guess he's being honest about all this stuff, so that he seems like he tells the truth and when he says "I wanted to have sex but we didn't" the jury believe him. The club knowing is fucked up. I've not wanted to comment on them, making this an us-them thing, but that's disgraceful stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 This is quite possibly the worst defence I have ever seen in my life. He is trying to play the "honest card", I'm guilty of this and that I admit I wanted to do this... So he can then looked honest in his not guilty plea for the other two. Absolutely horrifically bad defence this is like. The prosecution are going to tear him about, the lass doing it is a really good prosecution lawyer. The "underage conversation" at Sunderland - I'd imagine all these other players are going to come forward in his defence to corroborate this story? If not then :lol: As for Johnson throwing Sunderland under the bus by telling the world that the club allowed him to get away with it and continue playing :lol: The bloke is ruined, I'm amazed that he hasn't pleaded guilty to all four offences to try get a lesser sentence if this is the best defence that he has. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I guess he's being honest about all this stuff, so that he seems like he tells the truth and when he says "I wanted to have sex but we didn't" the jury believe him. The club knowing is f***ed up. I've not wanted to comment on them, making this an us-them thing, but that's disgraceful stuff. The only problem with the strategy is that he pleaded not guilty all the way up until the trial, so if you're on the jury you have to be thinking 'this lads full of shit' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 This is getting beyond funny now. First he just dropped SAFC right in the deep shit. Next he goes on and says 'yeah i was so wanting to fuck the girl, but we just kissed. So i'm not a nonce'. Sure's hell you are, you dumb doink! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 He knows he is fucked, so he is signing like a canary and trying to take the club down with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The chants at the derby about this will be rancid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm a bit lost. Is he supposed to/ being charged for, shagging her or is it just touching and kissing etcetera? Unless I missing something there's been no evidence of shagging correct? but a lot of willingly "messing on", shall we say, with an underage lass. Since he has pleaded guilty for the latter, what is he now on trial for? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 blowjob and fingering. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 "It was the Stokoe statue, your honour. The texts, the meeting place, the idea with the shirt, the low-rate patter. The statue was behind the whole thing." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Ready to Groom have pulled their thread as more than one person said the club could have behaved better. He really is an imbecile, the prosecution might as well retire he has done their job for them As for the mackems, cover up the Catholic Church would be proud of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm a bit lost. Is he supposed to/ being charged for, shagging her or is it just touching and kissing etcetera? Unless I missing something there's been no evidence of shagging correct? but a lot of willingly "messing on", shall we say, with an underage lass. Since he has pleaded guilty for the latter, what is he now on trial for? He has pleaded guilty to grooming her and kissing her, he has pleaded *not* (EDIT) guilty (and is on trial for) digital penetration (sticky fingers) and oral sex (blowjob). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I'm a bit lost. Is he supposed to/ being charged for, shagging her or is it just touching and kissing etcetera? Unless I missing something there's been no evidence of shagging correct? but a lot of willingly "messing on", shall we say, with an underage lass. Since he has pleaded guilty for the latter, what is he now on trial for? He has pleaded guilty to grooming her and kissing her, he has pleaded guilty (and is on trial for) digital penetration (sticky fingers) and oral sex (blowjob). Sorry, why have a trial if someone has pleaded guilty? Is it just stating his "side" of the story? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Think you mean not guilty right? If so, I'm up to speed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I should be thankful I have a job that is really time-consuming I suppose. I'd be noncing all over the shop otherwise. Not Status Quo's most successful single. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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