Interpolic Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 "I don't see what he's said wrong there really..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 "I don't see what he's said wrong there really..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/RlPXlny.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Too many points. Difficult position. Too few points. Difficult position. Too much Europe. Difficult position. Too many games. Difficult position. Not enough games. Difficult position. Too many spies. Difficult position. Too many carnivals. Difficult position. Too much science. Difficult position. What a thoroughly inspiring guy to have around the place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 The only excuse I can think of that hasn't been used is Alan Pardew, everything and everybody else has been used at least once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Too many points. Difficult position. Too few points. Difficult position. Too much Europe. Difficult position. Too many games. Difficult position. Not enough games. Difficult position. Too many spies. Difficult position. Too many carnivals. Difficult position. Too much science. Difficult position. What a thoroughly inspiring guy to have around the place. To be fair he'll roll out the 'there are no easy positions in the premier league' at some point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I present to you the "Step-by-step guide to excuses by Alan Pardew": 1. Blame Ben Arfa. Ben Arfa not playing? 2. Blame too many matches. Not that many matches? 3. Blame lack of matches. Normal amount of matches? 4. Blame the team not being their usual self. Team being their usual self? 5. Blame luck. Deservedly hammered? 6. Blame the other team being more up for it than Newcastle due to having something to play for. Newcastle have something to play for? 7. Blame injuries. No injuries to major players? 8. Blame the lack of quality players like Ben Arfa. Ben Arfa played? Repeat ad infinitum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/03/newcastle-alan-pardew-manchester-united We got a new one ladies and germs.......security Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/03/newcastle-alan-pardew-manchester-united We got a new one ladies and germs.......security We're safe and have 46 points on the board = I can't get them to give a shit I'm afraid. We'll just go through the motions and I'll blame the players I can't motivate if we lose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Still my all time favourite quote from the useless c***. Spurs (A) 11/02/2012 0 - 5 When Newcastle fell four goals behind in just over half an hour, supporters feared an absolute slaughter was on the way. "We could have done a bit better in the fundamentals of heading it, kicking it, passing it and making a tackle." I still can't believe a professional football manager could come out with that gubbins like. That's going down as my new sig. For sure. Careful. Ian's coming after you any second to remind you that all managers say such things. I never claimed he was eloquent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/03/newcastle-alan-pardew-manchester-united We got a new one ladies and germs.......security As always, some shocking quotes there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Just fucking shut up man, you utter fucking fraud. Never in the history of football has someone mentioned 46 points so much. Disgusted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I never claimed he was eloquent. I sense you have something you want to get off your chest, go for it. Repeat, Pardew is shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I never claimed he was eloquent. I sense you have something you want to get off your chest, go for it. Repeat, Pardew is shite. Not really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Him going on and on and on and on about 36 points seems fucking ages ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 "You would have to say everything points to them winning but it's up to us to make sure we can turn that around." What kind of loser manager says that even before the game starts. I've never seen/heard of a manager so full of negative vibes and such a self defeatist loser! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Too many points. Difficult position. Too few points. Difficult position. Too much Europe. Difficult position. Too many games. Difficult position. Not enough games. Difficult position. Too many spies. Difficult position. Too many carnivals. Difficult position. Too much science. Difficult position. What a thoroughly inspiring guy to have around the place. Too much of a winning mentality Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I reckon when he said 'winning mentality' he actually said/meant 'whining mentally' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I reckon when he said 'winning mentality' he actually said/meant 'whining mentally' Spent too long amongst Geordies. Become thick. Should have stayed at middle class Southampton to keep his pronunciation skills tip top. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I can't for the life of me fathom just how the players can't be motivated by Alan and his attacking, front-foot playing style like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Manager tells squad to maintain their focus on run-in I'd love to know what his response would be if any of the players asked "Why?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I'd like to change my guess to 'we wasn't had enough creativity out there'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Ben Arfa been added to the list ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I'll go with "can't fault the commitment/effort out there, but with the players we're missing, didn't have enough quality out there to compete". Something about it having been a long season and Man Utd having the luxury of making 8 changes from midweek with quality replacements coming in for each. Summer. New faces over the line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Ben Arfa not playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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