Skirge Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 I fkn hate being a Toon fan, the gulf in class between us and them is just colossal, was always going to be hard. Having said that we look fkn clueless disjointed void of ideas, yes no Cabaye but our piss poor lack of strength in death will see us relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 whenever we play these 'bigger' teams away from home do we just ask them the week before "what's the screenplay for the weekend, how can we play our part in handing you three points? Keep our best player out the team, check! Play isolated forwards Check! Don't defend, Check! Allow you to score at will, Check! get a player sent off, Check!" Glad we could assist. Yours sincerely Alan Pardew, aged 9.5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 To be fair it's actually gone better than I'd expected. What two goals down, a man down, a player injured and one of our best players not even in the squad! Staring down the barrel of a humiliation if Man City fancy it. Taylor suspended for three games, Jonas potentially out for a few and we're not losing by double figures. Better than expected. Would be better if the entire team weren't playing like strangers but I don't want to be too greedy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Really hope the QPR Taylor bid is still on the table. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DarkSchneider Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Look how Aguero runs for every ball... Our strikers just stroll around uninterested... Hope it is just that City is that stronger and that we'll do better against lesser teams, but I think not. Only Ben Arfa looks interested to create something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Well... all setup for the bumming now. Shocked at our dicsipline levels on top of being shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Maybe its because my expectations are at an all time low but i actually thought we play all right apart from first 10 mins. Also i'm also sick to the back teeth of Taylor, week after week he's bang average and gets a pass because he's not French. Passion and running round like a lunatic =/= good performances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 That's not a red. True, but it's brainless. It's a red 24 hours 7 times a week. Take your black and white spec off. Horrible thing to do. Horrible thing to do? Yeah one of the lads hairs is probably slightly pushed out of style now, his life is basically ruined. I wouldn't have said a horrible thing to do, but it's a deliberately raised forearm towards another players head, and by the games rules, it's a red card. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Silly from Taylor but unlucky to be actually sent off. Wouldn't be surprised to see another red with the amount of bookings we've had. Debuchy is a walking red imo. Looks uninterested. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 It's ok though. Getting beat will surely spur some knee jerk SACKING, like it did with Arsenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Have to feel bad for Jonas honestly. He was one of three or so players actually giving a shit on the pitch, gave 100% and looked relatively sharp (despite his obvious weaknesses) unlike some others. 45 minutes in to the new season and I'm ready to throw in the fucking towel already. What are you doing to me Pardew? Also it should've been Cisse to come off, not Gouffran. I think Pardew is just wishing for some massive stroke of luck and for Cisse to pull something spectacular out of his ass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 It's great being a newcastle fan in FF. You just know they won't score and will be bummed... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Unforgivable from Saylor, lads a complete noob. Bonus that we will get to see Mapou and Colo together next game.. provided the former doesn't loose his shit again and get a red. We lack so much creativity on the wings and through the middle. Just like last season, just like the year before. The club is rotten and Cabaye must be over the fucking moon at jumping ship. Cisse and Debuchy are vying for most useless player of the year. Cisse makes shola look like mr motivator. He could care less. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Have to feel bad for Jonas honestly. He was one of three or so players actually giving a shit on the pitch, gave 100% and looked relatively sharp (despite his obvious weaknesses) unlike some others. Agree with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 We haven't been that bad? Incomprehensible. We just give the ball away, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Watch Taylor on the first goal. Tell me where he is going when the ball goes wide to Dzeko? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Stupid individual mistakes costing us badly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Have to feel bad for Jonas honestly. He was one of three or so players actually giving a shit on the pitch, gave 100% and looked relatively sharp (despite his obvious weaknesses) unlike some others. 45 minutes in to the new season and I'm ready to throw in the fucking towel already. What are you doing to me Pardew? Also it should've been Cisse to come off, not Gouffran. I think Pardew is just wishing for some massive stroke of luck and for Cisse to pull something spectacular out of his ass. Agree about Cisse, he's unlikely to get anything at all. Obviously will be withdrawn for Shola eventually anyway like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 "but again... lookchhh..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Have to feel bad for Jonas honestly. He was one of three or so players actually giving a s*** on the pitch, gave 100% and looked relatively sharp (despite his obvious weaknesses) unlike some others. Just read this, and yes we have to feel bad, but he can give 150% he's still absolutely wank and it will do the team the world of good if he's out for a couple of months unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Christ lads, what to say? This club... Feels like an unending nightmare at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 4-4-3-3 ey Carra? No wonder we are getting bummed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Can we have Stephen Carr back instead of Debuchy please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 What a hopeless wanking team we are. Especially Stevie the brainless twat Taylor, Cheik Pirlo and that fucking waster Cisse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 Have to feel bad for Jonas honestly. He was one of three or so players actually giving a shit on the pitch, gave 100% and looked relatively sharp (despite his obvious weaknesses) unlike some others. Agree with that. Debuchy has been such a twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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