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He would probably do okay until the end of the season. As we know with Bruce he doesn’t start to fail until season two and three.

 

He’d build a morale similar to what OGS initially did. Letting the players do whatever they want and they’d enjoy themselves for a bit.


Couldn’t think of anything worse. He should never get a job again.

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2 hours ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said:

Brucey’s at the wheel,

In his feet, he cannot feel,

He’s got bacon and Lurpak and bread,

It’s a wonder he’s not fucking dead.

 

 

 

Got to be a piss take. 

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Sorry lads, it's not going to be Bruce, it will be Poch more than likely. Not sure he'll bring trophies either, but the Glazers don't care enough to source a manager who might fit that criteria. Conte would have been the one, but crafty Levy saw this coming and axed Nuno before he'd even got his feet under the table. 

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I'd love it if Bruce went there.

 

Imagine the scrutiny he'd face and how he'd be unable to answer even the most basic of questions, then to watch the Man U loving media finally turn against him.

 

Then of course he'd leave them in a complete mess, like he does to every club, everywhere.

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Just now, TRon said:

Sorry lads, it's not going to be Bruce, it will be Poch more than likely. 

More than likely to be Poch in the summer, yes, but they’ve stated they’re looking to get an interim manager in until then. 

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1 minute ago, Manxst said:

More than likely to be Poch in the summer, yes, but they’ve stated they’re looking to get an interim manager in until then. 

 

Why would you go for Bruce though when Ole's available?

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Going for Bruce as the interim would be hilarious for many more obvious reasons, but going the ex-player route again after literally just binning off a manager who was only there for that same reason would be top. Don't know a whole lot about the Glazers tbf but it sort of seems like something they'd do.

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11 minutes ago, TRon said:

Oh dear. There's actually people on here hoping that Bruce will get the job. :lol:

 

 

Of course, it's nothing but a magical dream.

 

But it's been reported they're after an interim manager till the end of the season.

 

Also that Bruce has expressed an interest in the job (and if true, the sheer brass neck and vanity of that is astounding).

 

Anyhow, I'm doing my bit by furiously liking any post on any media which suggests him.

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8 minutes ago, Abacus said:

Of course, it's nothing but a magical dream.

 

But it's been reported they're after an interim manager till the end of the season.

 

Also that Bruce has expressed an interest in the job (and if true, the sheer brass neck and vanity of that is astounding).

 

Anyhow, I'm doing my bit by furiously liking any post on any media which suggests him.

 

Good luck mate, but even the Glazers aren't that stupid. 

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The last thing I want is Bruce getting the gig for 6 months.

 

He comes in, gets a immediate lift, is credited for steadying the ship and gets a golden handshake. Err na. Media will be choking on his cock.

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For the record I know there's no chance in hell of Bruce getting the job. :lol: But hypothetically speaking, would he even get a 'lift' out of them? That was essentially OGS's job. As Froggy's said, it doesn't seem like he lost the dressing room and they just need a lift. They need a clear plan and guidance, so surely Bruce would be the worst kind of 'manager' to bring in?

 

Whilst knowing he's got no chance, I sure hope he keeps being championed for it. :lol:

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Just now, SUPERTOON said:

Shocked Man Utd are looking for an interim, they are still very much in with a shout for the big trophies and have a great squad, go out and get a top manager and they could still have a great season.

 

100% agree, they must have someone lined up for the summer, but to write this season off in November is criminal really, may as well have left Ole at the wheel till Feb/March.

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1 hour ago, Yorkie said:

Imagine when he wins a handful of games (because it's Man Utd so they'll obviously win a handful of games), and the nauseating love-in that would follow. If we thought there was a tedious agenda around Ole as ManU boss, imagine it with Bruce. 

 

Obscurity and irrelevance for me, Clive.

Come on York, forget the media, think about what would happen on the pitch. Tell me you don’t want Man U to be shit.

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26 minutes ago, Tomato Deuce said:


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Well Ole is available, and he has a proven record of doing a great job at Man U on an interim basis. If you want an ex-player to do the job, Ole would be better than Bruce. Simple logic mate. 

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12 hours ago, Yorkie said:

All the chat about Solskjaer steadying the ship or however you want to put it... domestically, are Man Utd not in a similar/even more of a mess than they were when Mourinho left? They actually had more points on the board at this point in the year Mourinho ended up leaving and, in both cases, they're a country mile off the title. The team's certainly an absolute shit-tip if the Watford game is anything to go by. 


He’s a lovely man don’t you know! Things like results, tactics and performances don’t come into it. Take football out of the equation and he’s done an incredible job in the worst working conditions. See Bruce, Steve. 
 

Just watched Gary Neville from yesterday on Sky saying his little mate has steadied the ship and got them going in the right direction again after the dark days. All done while restoring so much ruddy soul. 

 

Amen to that Gary! I mean getting humiliated in big games, getting embarrassed in most other games and becoming Faux Apologies United FC on a weekly basis while spending £100’s of millions on Man City’s 2nd choice transfer targets is exactly the direction we all want to see them going. 
 

If they carry on in this direction some might say they could end up just ‘a wee club in the north west’. But you’d have to be an absolute petty, purple nosed, whisky smelling cunt of a man to say something along those lines.

 

Hate to see it.

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24 minutes ago, Slim said:

Steve Bruce is very interested in becoming the Manchester United manager. He believes that he could stabilise the dressing room!?

[Via - TheAthletic] https://t.co/W7KgiLNwMl

Wind up surely

 

Goodness gracious me. It was bad enough with all the media pundits and his fellow mates saying he was a great manager and all. But if he himself actually believes that, then he is without doubt, a fat, inept, stupid cabbage head.

 

Dream scenario now is if Steve fucking Bruce publicly throws his name into the hat and says he wants the job. Then we'll see how all the media and his pals try to squirm an excuse of why it shouldn't be Bruce, at the same time, not upsetting the goon.

 

And they can't blame Bruce for wanting it too since the club said tbey want someone on an interim basis. Bruce feels he can do that.

 

Season will only get better if this happens. :lol:

 

 

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3 hours ago, Yorkie said:

If we thought there was a tedious agenda around Ole as ManU boss, imagine it with Bruce. 

 

Bruce isn't even close to the stature of Ole within Manchester United.

 

I don't think many opposition fans understand just how highly Ole is thought of. He's a legend.

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