TRon Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Brandy at the ready vaseline and dildo at the ready. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Brandy at the ready vaseline and dildo at the ready. Kinky bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It could mean a 4-3-3 with Sissoko, Anita and Tiote in midfield, which at least sounds better on paper. How long until we change the formation? I'm going for 17 minutes. 25. Not really because then it would mean Cisse or Shola on the wing. It's a train-wreck of a formation no matter which way you look at it. Unless he's seen something specific in training, about this precise forward line - some kind of magical understanding between them - we will be tearing our hair out at the end of the game as per. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I have to leave in about 20 minutes to go and watch this. f***s sake, I could be doing something more productive, like wanking. You can do both. Not in a social club with your mate and his dad next to you. Depends what kind of 'social club'. Is it a skiing club? Nah it's one of those horrible working mans club, though the majority of the people in there do not work. I hate going to them but I like watching the match with my mate and he likes to go with his dad who will only watch it there. Fair enough. Still a whoosh but now I feel bad. I thought you were one of our foreign members so I thought you didn't know the concept of a social club. I mean I was implying that you wank them both at either side of you, much like you'd use ski poles. Your joking right, my wrist is fucked off doing to myself never mind anyone else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Brandy at the ready vaseline and dildo at the ready. Kinky bastard. I'm going to be self bum-fucked as a team solidarity exercise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 The official match thread. I'm fucking editing it, man. Fuck you. Such a hostile man you are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I have to leave in about 20 minutes to go and watch this. f***s sake, I could be doing something more productive, like wanking. You can do both. Not in a social club with your mate and his dad next to you. Depends what kind of 'social club'. Is it a skiing club? Nah it's one of those horrible working mans club, though the majority of the people in there do not work. I hate going to them but I like watching the match with my mate and he likes to go with his dad who will only watch it there. Fair enough. Still a whoosh but now I feel bad. I thought you were one of our foreign members so I thought you didn't know the concept of a social club. I mean I was implying that you wank them both at either side of you, much like you'd use ski poles. Way too complex for wor Stifler man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 He gets away with playing people miles out of position because few of our fans have ever seen several of them play in their correct position. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Brandy at the ready vaseline and dildo at the ready. Kinky b******. I'm going to be self bum-f***ed as a team solidarity exercise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 He gets away with playing people miles out of position because few of our fans have ever seen several of them play in their correct position. Naaa he gets away with it because he gives Fat Mike great Rim jobs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It could mean a 4-3-3 with Sissoko, Anita and Tiote in midfield, which at least sounds better on paper. How long until we change the formation? I'm going for 17 minutes. 25. Not really because then it would mean Cisse or Shola on the wing. It's a train-wreck of a formation no matter which way you look at it. Unless he's seen something specific in training, about this precise forward line - some kind of magical understanding between them - we will be tearing our hair out at the end of the game as per. Aye, good point, Pardew would never play Cisse on the right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 The official match thread. I'm fucking editing it, man. Fuck you. Such a hostile man you are. There's no winning with you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 I might just go with Mrs Bimpy to the Ann Summers party she's off to. Might as well by a strap on as we're going to get bummed up the bum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Honestly man, it beggars belief how he can turn out such warped sides out of what he's got available. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Not too special this City side. Guess we'll get through by some strange 3-2 result. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Even though I feel pretty low about football right now, probably as low as ever and I know we are going to get beaten tonight and probably well beaten I just can't help but feel that I will still be bitterly disappointed and even more saddened by the end of the night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It could mean a 4-3-3 with Sissoko, Anita and Tiote in midfield, which at least sounds better on paper. How long until we change the formation? I'm going for 17 minutes. 25. Not really because then it would mean Cisse or Shola on the wing. It's a train-wreck of a formation no matter which way you look at it. Unless he's seen something specific in training, about this precise forward line - some kind of magical understanding between them - we will be tearing our hair out at the end of the game as per. Aye, good point, Pardew would never play Cisse on the right Obviously he's played him there and seen (and pretty much admitted) that it's not an option with Cisse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 He gets away with playing people miles out of position because few of our fans have ever seen several of them play in their correct position. He gets away with it because the owner couldn't give a flying fuck. Have nee very limited excitement for this like. Hold out for 20 minutes and things might change. Tragic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Not too special this City side. Guess we'll get through by some strange 3-2 result. Your getting locked up at St Nick's mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It could mean a 4-3-3 with Sissoko, Anita and Tiote in midfield, which at least sounds better on paper. How long until we change the formation? I'm going for 17 minutes. 25. Not really because then it would mean Cisse or Shola on the wing. It's a train-wreck of a formation no matter which way you look at it. Unless he's seen something specific in training, about this precise forward line - some kind of magical understanding between them - we will be tearing our hair out at the end of the game as per. Cisse on the left would be slightly more tolerable, and obvious given that it gives him a much better position to cut in and shoot from, but what do I know? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Honestly man, it beggars belief how he can turn out such warped sides out of what he's got available. Infuriating. I'd far rather have seen the reserves played in their correct positions than this shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 It's a lovely little game of alternate your right winger tonight. Starts with Sissoko, Cisse will soon be shoved there, then he might swap with Shola for a little while and by FT Anita will probably have had a go as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 The official match thread. I'm fucking editing it, man. Fuck you. Such a hostile man you are. There's no winning with you. Not for you there isn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Ben arfa should be.starting. He's out of shape and out of form. The more games the better for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 This isn't going to end well. No creativity in the side at all - can only think he's going for the sit deep and hit long balls for Shola masterclass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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