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Unbelievable we're still stuck with this complete cretin. Ashley may well be the main problem but this knacker certainly exacerbates. 

 

'Placate the customers and keep us in the league Al you fahkin muppet'

 

'Awight boss, pwease don't make me spoof for me wages again this week. And when are we gonna av a look at the summer targets?'. 

 

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“There is half of you that would like to be playing for a trophy or some tangible reward at the end of the season like a European place.

 

“But there’s also that other side where you don’t want to be involved in at the bottom like we were last year and have that stress.

 

“We haven’t got that to worry about now.

 

“For us, it’s about finishing as strongly as we can and maybe looking at one or two youngsters as well as we go along.”

 

Someone should point out to Pards that we are still only 5pts off 6th place and a European slot. If we qualified he could always try out one or two youngsters in that competition like he did last time around. I know as a club we don't like the competition but for the fans chasing Europe might give the rest of the season some point.

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Every time he opens his mouth I take one more step away from St James Park

 

You should nearly be back now after circumnavigating the globe.

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"Pardew - very good manager"

 

"Another decent season - you must be pleased"

 

"Big improvement on last year, considering how little Pardew's got to work with"

 

These are the things I hear in real life whenever I meet my non-NUFC supporter mates. They look pretty bewildered when I bring up any grievances. And only some of them are dim.

 

 

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"Pardew - very good manager"

 

"Another decent season - you must be pleased"

 

"Big improvement on last year, considering how little Pardew's got to work with"

 

These are the things I hear in real life whenever I meet my non-NUFC supporter mates. They look pretty bewildered when I bring up any grievances. And only some of them are dim.

 

 

 

Here's another one they probably think but don't share with you:

 

What more do they want for a poor little club up north? Deluded facking Geordies."

 

 

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"Pardew - very good manager"

 

"Another decent season - you must be pleased"

 

"Big improvement on last year, considering how little Pardew's got to work with"

 

These are the things I hear in real life whenever I meet my non-NUFC supporter mates. They look pretty bewildered when I bring up any grievances. And only some of them are dim.

 

 

 

Here's another one they probably think but don't share with you:

 

What more do they want for a poor little club up north? Deluded facking Geordies."

 

 

 

We're just a "wee" club with delusions of grandeur, we should accept we're nothing but a midtable club with little finances and should settle for mediocrity. There's no point in doing a Leeds or a Portsmouth just to break into the top 6! We can't expect to contend with the likes of Grimsby in the transfer market, sovereign states you know. 

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"Pardew - very good manager"

 

"Another decent season - you must be pleased"

 

"Big improvement on last year, considering how little Pardew's got to work with"

 

These are the things I hear in real life whenever I meet my non-NUFC supporter mates. They look pretty bewildered when I bring up any grievances. And only some of them are dim.

 

 

 

Here's another one they probably think but don't share with you:

 

What more do they want for a poor little club up north? Deluded facking Geordies."

 

 

 

We're just a "wee" club with delusions of grandeur, we should accept we're nothing but a midtable club with little finances and should settle for mediocrity. There's no point in doing a Leeds or a Portsmouth just to break into the top 6! We can't expect to contend with the likes of Grimsby in the transfer market, sovereign states you know. 

 

Amazing to think that this is what our own fans have come to. Hiring out of work low wage managers and aiming to survive is seen as a good season for the once mighty Newcastle United. We should cut our capacity to below 30k so we can fit in better with the likes of Hull and Southampton tbh.

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"Pardew - very good manager"

 

"Another decent season - you must be pleased"

 

"Big improvement on last year, considering how little Pardew's got to work with"

 

These are the things I hear in real life whenever I meet my non-NUFC supporter mates. They look pretty bewildered when I bring up any grievances. And only some of them are dim.

 

 

 

Here's another one they probably think but don't share with you:

 

What more do they want for a poor little club up north? Deluded facking Geordies."

 

 

 

Well "deluded" comes up quite a bit. Not so much being a "poor club up north", more "well you've never won anything and were relegated only a few seasons ago, so being just outside the euro spots, while spending nothing, ain't bad at all".

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"Pardew - very good manager"

 

"Another decent season - you must be pleased"

 

"Big improvement on last year, considering how little Pardew's got to work with"

 

These are the things I hear in real life whenever I meet my non-NUFC supporter mates. They look pretty bewildered when I bring up any grievances. And only some of them are dim.

 

 

 

Here's another one they probably think but don't share with you:

 

What more do they want for a poor little club up north? Deluded facking Geordies."

 

 

 

Well "deluded" comes up quite a bit. Not so much being a "poor club up north", more "well you've never won anything and were relegated only a few seasons ago, so being just outside the euro spots, while spending nothing, ain't bad at all".

 

Do they pat you on the head and offer to pay for your stottie while you wait at the turnstiles as well?

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Every time he opens his mouth I take one more step away from St James Park

 

That's just impractical.  You can't live your life constantly waiting a certain distance away from SJP waiting to see if Pardew has said anything.  You'd never get anything done.

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Relegation wasn't suddenly out of nowhere though was it? It was the result of a gradual decline and a lot of board-level and managerial mistakes.

It's all coming this summer imo. We're going to lose a lot of players and not replace them adequately. We're looking at a group of players potentially leaving like Ben Arfa, Shola, Colo, Gosling, Debuchy, Marveaux, Obertan and MYM. Some of them I can't wait to see the back of, others incredibly poorly managed. We won't replace that quantity of players and we certainly won't replace the quality we could lose.

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Relegation wasn't suddenly out of nowhere though was it? It was the result of a gradual decline and a lot of board-level and managerial mistakes.

 

Many of which we are now repeating. I'm not as hateful of Pardew as most: he's average.

 

My problem is with the owner: after being relegated the last time you would have thought that he would know that a top class striker in particular is needed to maintain PL status. However, he we are with 2 on loan strikers, another who is woefully out of form and one who is past it (if he ever had it in the first place).

 

I'm very concerned that without the individual goals of Remy that we will be in relegation bother next year. The midfield is not creative, requiring a striker that can feed off his own scraps. Who will that be once he is gone?

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