Hanshithispantz Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I cannot be arsed to reply properly on my phone like but Ian you genuinely are a very good wind up like, fair play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 2m Pardew fan pledge: “I think we'll have a summer where we have to be quite a bit more active than we have been for a while." #nufc 2 loans in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 They are worried about season tickets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1848447/michael-scott-no-o.gif God, he's the fucking worst. Because adding four/five more games suddenly means we'll be in a relegation fight. I'd love to see this "other half" he just made up to make himself look better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I can certainly see why he was worried about relegation when we played Cardiff. So worried in fact that he left out Cabaye who the club knew was leaving within three weeks anyway. Fucking pitiful wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 :fuuu: :fuuu: :fuuu: :fuuu: :fuuu: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Pardew cliche bingo full house! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 These quotes are fucking sickening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Try some new formations? I'm pretty sure he tried them all in the last match alone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 :lol: Pointing at the all-time Premier League table. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 “There is half of you that would like to be playing for a trophy or some tangible reward at the end of the season like a European place. “But there’s also that other side where you don’t want to be involved in at the bottom like we were last year and have that stress. So half of you wants to be towards the top of the league, but the other half doesn't want to be near the bottom. Thanks for that insight Alan, it makes less sense than anything I've ever heard. The Pardew Paradox. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Taking credit for our all time league position and saying he wants that to IMPROVE. The fucking nerve of this snakeoil peddling charlatan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 “There is half of you that would like to be playing for a trophy or some tangible reward at the end of the season like a European place. “But there’s also that other side where you don’t want to be involved in at the bottom like we were last year and have that stress. This is the worst thing I've ever read He's a fucking wipe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 “There is half of you that would like to be playing for a trophy or some tangible reward at the end of the season like a European place. “But there’s also that other side where you don’t want to be involved in at the bottom like we were last year and have that stress. So half of you wants to be towards the top of the league, but the other half doesn't want to be near the bottom. Thanks for that insight Alan, it makes less sense than anything I've ever heard. The Pardew Paradox. That's the single worst quote he's ever made, without doubt. I cannot even put into words how fucking terrible that quote is. It's genuinely something I'd expect someone to write in one of their miss the point of the argument and instead twist a few choice phrases from various posts and argue against that messages on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 “There is half of you that would like to be playing for a trophy or some tangible reward at the end of the season like a European place. “But there’s also that other side where you don’t want to be involved in at the bottom like we were last year and have that stress. So half of you wants to be towards the top of the league, but the other half doesn't want to be near the bottom. Thanks for that insight Alan, it makes less sense than anything I've ever heard. The Pardew Paradox. That's the single worst quote he's ever made, without doubt. I cannot even put into words how f***ing terrible that quote is. It's genuinely something I'd expect someone to write in one of yheir miss the point of the argument and instead twist a few choice phrases from various posts and argue against that messages on here. Every manager comes out with these sort of quotes Aye SanToon I suppose you're right, at the end of the day we're all at the point where we'll hammer absolutely everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Those quotes are just embarrassing. What a coward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Well if you're going to analyse every word in detail of course he sounds bad. Of course no one will give him credit for communicating with the fans. TYPICAL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 @SkySports_Keith: Pardew says he'll try a few things out between now and the rest of the season, perhaps blooding a couple of younger players. Yeah, season's a dead rubber now and if we go full strength we might accidentally end up in the Europa League. Treat every game between now and the end of the season like a cup game. By which I don't mean in the way teams facing relegation claim every game is like a cup final, but just grudgingly turn up and put 11 players on the pitch. Yup, pisses me off and sums the man up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I don't want to be communicated with if the best he can do is tell us we should be happy we're not in a cup final because we're not fighting relegation. Like it has to be one or the other. How about: "Sunderland have done well to get to the final - credit to them. We weren't good enough in those games, but we hope to give them a good run next season." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/nufc-manager-alan-pardew-shrugs-6754783 Alan Pardew has suggested he is prepared to take the hit of a lack of success in the domestic cups if it means Newcastle United remain a Premier League club. This weekend Newcastle fans will have to watch on as Sunderland tackle Manchester City in the League Cup final. When weighing up the two arguments, Pardew said ahead of the trip to FA Cup quarter-finalists Hull - who still aren’t safe from relegation - at the KC Stadium: “There is half of you that would like to be playing for a trophy or some tangible reward at the end of the season like a European place. “But there’s also that other side where you don’t want to be involved in at the bottom like we were last year and have that stress. “We haven’t got that to worry about now. “For us, it’s about finishing as strongly as we can and maybe looking at one or two youngsters as well as we go along.” Pardew also said that sealing top flight safety also handed him the chance to try out new systems and formations in the last 11 games. He said: “I’ll certainly take the opportunity to look at one or two and sometimes the formations that we play too. “We’ll see if someone can do a different role and we’ve had good success with that over the years I’ve been here. “We’ll maybe look for one or two to play in unusual positions and see if they can perform in that role.” And speaking on team news ahead of the clash in Hull, Pardew said:“Sylvain Marveaux is fit, but he’ll have to wait and see if he gets involved in the squad. “But Davide Santon and Hatem Ben Arfa both have knocks at the moment so they won’t be involved at Hull City.” Desperation. What ahorrible bunch of people run our club. I do not understand how Snakedew gets away with this, the journalists should being nailing him. I forgot the press comferences are stage managed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I don't want to be communicated with if the best he can do is tell us we should be happy we're not in a cup final because we're not fighting relegation. Like it has to be one or the other. How about: "Sunderland have done well to get to the final - credit to them. We weren't good enough in those games, but we hope to give them a good run next season." We wouldn't want to be in their position, down the bottom half of the table, not for all the cups in the world, think of the balance sheet you crazy bastard! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I don't want to be communicated with if the best he can do is tell us we should be happy we're not in a cup final because we're not fighting relegation. It's honestly the worst thing I've ever heard a manager say, and I'm including Glen Hoddle and Ron Atkinson in that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 How can he himself, as a former footballer, and a professional manager, have absolutely zero ambition? Where is his own personal pride? Who doesn't want to win a fucking cup?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 This fucker forgets he managed to get West Ham, a newly prompted side to thge FA Cup Final and finish in a respectable league placing. The man is an utter fraud. End of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 2m Pardew fan pledge: “I think we'll have a summer where we have to be quite a bit more active than we have been for a while." #nufc Was that Ian W or Bret? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts