Collage Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I've just seen this on twitter which can't be right, can it? NUFC have conceded three or more goals 30 times in Alan Pardew's 130 PL games in charge. And we play cautious, defensive football. No it's true and something i've banged on about for yonks, defensively set up but we still concede goals at an alarming rate. I swear i p*ss myself every time i read someone say he set us up ok at the back, that couldn't be further from the truth. He mentions it so often that some have automatically assumed it's based on fact. "Tell a lie often enough and it becomes truth." Joseph Goebbels. Aye, throw in his Fast front foot football an all. Blitzkrieg football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 19/03/11 Stoke (a) 0-4 01/05/11 Liverpool (a) 0-3 03/12/11 Chelsea (h) 0-3 10/12/11 Norwich (a) 2-4 21/01/12 Fulham (a) 2-5 11/02/12 Spurs (a) 0-5 28/04/12 Wigan (a) 0-4 07/10/12 Man Utd (h) 0-3 29/12/12 Arsenal (a) 3-7 30/03/13 Man City (a) 0-4 14/04/13 Sunderland (h) 0-3 27/04/13 Liverpool (h) 0-6 19/08/13 Man City (a) 0-4 04/12/13 Swansea (a) 0-3 01/02/14 Sunderland (h) 0-3 08/02/14 Chelsea (a) 0-3 12/02/14 Spurs (h) 0-4 25/03/14 Everton (h) 0-3 29/03/14 Southampton (a) 0-4 At least he's making us harder to beat. When you put it like that.. fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 An alarming number of (h)'s there too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 19/03/11 Stoke (a) 0-4 01/05/11 Liverpool (a) 0-3 03/12/11 Chelsea (h) 0-3 10/12/11 Norwich (a) 2-4 21/01/12 Fulham (a) 2-5 11/02/12 Spurs (a) 0-5 28/04/12 Wigan (a) 0-4 07/10/12 Man Utd (h) 0-3 29/12/12 Arsenal (a) 3-7 30/03/13 Man City (a) 0-4 14/04/13 Sunderland (h) 0-3 27/04/13 Liverpool (h) 0-6 19/08/13 Man City (a) 0-4 04/12/13 Swansea (a) 0-3 01/02/14 Sunderland (h) 0-3 08/02/14 Chelsea (a) 0-3 12/02/14 Spurs (h) 0-4 25/03/14 Everton (h) 0-3 29/03/14 Southampton (a) 0-4 28/04/14 Arsenal (a) 0-? 11/05/14 Liverpool (a) 0-? At least he's making us harder to beat. Just added an extra couple of lines there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Why the hell not? https://www.change.org/petitions/mike-ashley-and-newcastle-united-remove-alan-pardew-as-manager-of-newcastle-united-football-club Done Done. Done. Get it circulating on twitter. It would be much better if someone created one of those polls which have to be debated in parliament if they get more than 100,000 signatures. That would never happen or is at least most unlikely wouldn't although it could get 10,000 which would get some sort of reply and would gain publicity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Someone should just wear a Pardew mask with an unhappy face on it and take a selfie. Then nominate 3 mates to do the same and so on. That'll do the trick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Why the hell not? https://www.change.org/petitions/mike-ashley-and-newcastle-united-remove-alan-pardew-as-manager-of-newcastle-united-football-club Done Done. Done. Get it circulating on twitter. It would be much better if someone created one of those polls which have to be debated in parliament if they get more than 100,000 signatures. That would never happen or is at least most unlikely wouldn't although it could get 10,000 which would get some sort of reply and would gain publicity. well there's 69 so far on this one so a bit of a way to go Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Whats he going to do when it reaches 100, like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 I just think where we would be with a half decent manager in charge. We are in a decent place in the league. Imagine what someone who wasn't thick as pig shit could do with our squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 The only way Is a mobilised sniper group Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Imagine how many goals Liverpool will score if they're still in the race. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Why the hell not? https://www.change.org/petitions/mike-ashley-and-newcastle-united-remove-alan-pardew-as-manager-of-newcastle-united-football-club Done Done. Done. Get it circulating on twitter. Done. Shared on Twitter and Facebook. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Why the hell not? https://www.change.org/petitions/mike-ashley-and-newcastle-united-remove-alan-pardew-as-manager-of-newcastle-united-football-club Done Done. Done. Get it circulating on twitter. Done. Shared on Twitter and Facebook. Done, ball = rolling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 You know Remy's just gonna come back and save his bacon again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 When we offer nothing upfront and in midfield why is anyone surprised we get pummeled more often than not, we offer nothing except a willingness to put pressure on ourselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/9gsfxFK.png Nobody has failed to score as many times as us, nobody has lost more games than us and only two teams have conceded more goals. Those teams are currently in the relegation zone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/9gsfxFK.png Nobody has failed to score as many times as us, nobody has lost more games than us and only two teams have conceded more goals. Those teams are currently in the relegation zone. That's fucking embarrassing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/9gsfxFK.png Nobody has failed to score as many times as us, nobody has lost more games than us and only two teams have conceded more goals. Those teams are currently in the relegation zone. Yeah but Pardew's got letters saying how well we've done so there you go, point proven. #proudofgettingto40 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Official list of people associated with NUFC that I've hated the most now looks like this: 1. Alan Pardew 2. Mike Ashley 3. Graeme Souness 4. Michael Owen 5. Kenny Dalglish (mostly because of post-NUFC behaviour) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 The new cautious approach is working well like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 19/03/11 Stoke (a) 0-4 01/05/11 Liverpool (a) 0-3 03/12/11 Chelsea (h) 0-3 10/12/11 Norwich (a) 2-4 21/01/12 Fulham (a) 2-5 11/02/12 Spurs (a) 0-5 28/04/12 Wigan (a) 0-4 07/10/12 Man Utd (h) 0-3 29/12/12 Arsenal (a) 3-7 30/03/13 Man City (a) 0-4 14/04/13 Sunderland (h) 0-3 27/04/13 Liverpool (h) 0-6 19/08/13 Man City (a) 0-4 04/12/13 Swansea (a) 0-3 01/02/14 Sunderland (h) 0-3 08/02/14 Chelsea (a) 0-3 12/02/14 Spurs (h) 0-4 25/03/14 Everton (h) 0-3 29/03/14 Southampton (a) 0-4 At least he's making us harder to beat. Shit! We should probably be a bit more defensive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 The new cautious approach is working well like. Has he always played this softly softly bullshit? When his team were on their way to beating Liverpool in a cup final (before the captain of the universe saved them) did the play the same cautious, stand off, lose the ball and wait for it to magically come back shite? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 The new cautious approach is working well like. Has he always played this softly softly bullshit? When his team were on their way to beating Liverpool in a cup final (before the captain of the universe saved them) did the play the same cautious, stand off, lose the ball and wait for it to magically come back shite? Nope, Wham played ok football for the first year or so, then went backwards under him. Sound familiar. It's worse for us now, as no other idiot owner has given the prat this long to continue to prove just how shit he actually is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Always worth a post: http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/video_audio/61504.html?genre=6;sport=3 Skip to 12:45. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Always worth a post: http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/video_audio/61504.html?genre=6;sport=3 Skip to 12:45. Never has someone been so spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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