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Has pardew had his meeting with Ashley yet ?

 

If so, a hotel room, some lube and a bucket of Greggs pasties were probably involved.

 

Nah expect an hour of Pardew talking s****, making excuses and bigging himself up, while Ashley counts his money and smiles to himself... then after the fat one raises his head.. "s*** me Alan.. how long have you been there, scared the crap out of me?"

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"Tell me about the fret alan, ooh tell me more about the fret"

 

I just actually imagined that.

 

:scared: :scared:

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Thankfully the BBC dropped him from the World Cup, imagine actully having to hear/watch his punditry this summer. :anguish: :anguish: :anguish: :anguish:

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They'd have just sat on the bed wanking each other off over the balance sheets.

 

On the duvet of due diligence?

 

Mike doesn't take precautions.

 

Once you're in the black you never go back.

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Christ on a bike, look at the clip of the punchable one.

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/16/article-0-1AD7DDC0000005DC-441_306x423.jpg

 

http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/20140512-130510.jpg

 

Lovely timing too, the perfect way to start a new page.

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NUFC PL goalscorers 2013/14:

 

Loic Remy 14

Yohan Cabaye 7

Yoan Gouffran 6

Hatem Ben Arfa 3

Moussa Sissoko 3

Shola Ameobi 2

Papiss Cisse 2

Vurnon Anita 1

Mathieu Debuchy 1

Paul Dummett 1

Steven Taylor 1

OG 2 

 

#fret

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NUFC PL goalscorers 2014/15:

 

Loic Remy 14

Yohan Cabaye 7

Yoan Gouffran 6

Hatem Ben Arfa 3

Moussa Sissoko 3

Shola Ameobi 2

Papiss Cisse 2

Vurnon Anita 1

Mathieu Debuchy 1

Paul Dummett 1

Steven Taylor 1

OG 2

 

#fret

 

Nice.

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NUFC PL goalscorers 2014/15:

 

Loic Remy 14

Yohan Cabaye 7

Yoan Gouffran 6

Hatem Ben Arfa 3

Moussa Sissoko 3

Shola Ameobi 2

Papiss Cisse 2

Vurnon Anita 1

Mathieu Debuchy 1

Paul Dummett 1

Steven Taylor 1

OG 2

 

#fret

 

Nice.

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Christ on a bike, look at the clip of the punchable one.

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/16/article-0-1AD7DDC0000005DC-441_306x423.jpg

 

 

Lovely timing too, the perfect way to start a new page.

I would love to smack him in the face with a heavy duty garden spade.
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NUFC PL goalscorers 2013/14:

 

Loic Remy 14

Yohan Cabaye 7

Yoan Gouffran 6

Hatem Ben Arfa 3

Moussa Sissoko 3

Shola Ameobi 2

Papiss Cisse 2

Vurnon Anita 1

Mathieu Debuchy 1

Paul Dummett 1

Steven Taylor 1

OG 2

 

#fret

 

That'd be a grand total of 11 goals coming back (and 2 own goals).

 

Neat.

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