Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The Football Ramble @FootballRamble 54m If Alan Pardew's got anything at all about him, he'll serve his stadium ban in a helicopter, hovering over the game with a megaphone. Pls. http://www.rotaryaction.com/images/scarface.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Carver will be the same if not worse though I doubt he'll have any real say in it. Have no faith in Carver myself. They will surely establish some channel of communication though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The Football Ramble @FootballRamble 54m If Alan Pardew's got anything at all about him, he'll serve his stadium ban in a helicopter, hovering over the game with a megaphone. Pls. http://www.rotaryaction.com/images/scarface.jpg :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The Football Ramble @FootballRamble 54m If Alan Pardew's got anything at all about him, he'll serve his stadium ban in a helicopter, hovering over the game with a megaphone. Pls. http://www.rotaryaction.com/images/scarface.jpg :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Surely they could set up a video link at his house or the training ground and communicate that way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He could listen to Mick lowes on radio newcastle , shorter time delay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 We're fucking Mike Ashley's Newcastle, it'll be Carver facetiming him for 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Pardew will be able to watch the matches in real time using the live feed from the TV cameras. BBC and SKY pundits sit and watch all the matches live so I'm sure NUFC will be able to organise that. What's to stop Pardew doing the half time team talk by phone, SKYPE or some other video conferencing means? How would the FA know? It's not like the FA can sit in the dressing room. Pardew will just have to ask his friend José Mourinho how he did it when he had a stadium ban. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 It's probably not worth the hassle tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Be interesting to hear how the stadium ban will work. Does it mean he can't communicate with anyone at the club on the day of the match until the final whistle? doubt it, will be literally a ban from ground , be able to do owt he wants, before- with phones,but bear in mind, be very hard for him to judge something he cant watch. He'll watch the game on an illegal stream in a hotel room at the sandman and communicate with the players pre match and at half time using facetime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Pardew will be able to watch the matches in real time using the live feed from the TV cameras. BBC and SKY pundits sit and watch all the matches live so I'm sure NUFC will be able to organise that. What's to stop Pardew doing the half time team talk by phone, SKYPE or some other video conferencing means? How would the FA know? It's not like the FA can sit in the dressing room. Pardew will just have to ask his friend José Mourinho how he did it when he had a stadium ban. They show all home games in that new bar outside the ground anyway don't they? The Terrace or Nine? He can watch in there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 This pleb is going to get caught trying to communicate with the team when he shouldn't isn't he? Will end up getting a bigger ban because of it. I'm putting money on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He's got off lightly imo. 7 essentially meaningless matches to serve and back before the end of the season. Maybe we can appeal it and get it extended? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 NUFC have booked a hotel suite and are going to have Pardew there with his video analysts, video conferencing etc according to the Journal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 FA can still appeal the ban if they think it's too lenient, could happen yet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 FA can still appeal the ban if they think it's too lenient, could happen yet The FA are going to appeal against their own decision? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 NUFC have booked a hotel suite and are going to have Pardew there with his video analysts, video conferencing etc according to the Journal All this effort for someone who doesn't even know what he's doing. How aggravating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 FA can still appeal the ban if they think it's too lenient, could happen yet The FA are going to appeal against their own decision? It was an independent commision apparently. That is what SSN said Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hope eveyone's ready for Carver and Stone to win a game and say "this was for Alan"! You'll mess yourself and Brett will kiss his action man http://i.imgur.com/8zx6Kw2.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Hope he falls off the roof of the ground in to the Thames trying to sneak in to Fulham, the greasy slimeball cunt. The slick of oil would be like nothing London has seen before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 NUFC have booked a hotel suite and are going to have Pardew there with his video analysts, video conferencing etc according to the Journal All this effort for someone who doesn't even know what he's doing. How aggravating. To be fair Pardew is shit but he is still probably a hundred times better than Carver Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 He's such a jammy, slippery sod. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 NUFC have booked a hotel suite and are going to have Pardew there with his video analysts, video conferencing etc according to the Journal The picture of pardew sitting in a suite, surrounded by some hot chicks and a drink in his hand... Yeah... he'll probably making some good decisions finally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 NUFC have booked a hotel suite and are going to have Pardew there with his video analysts, video conferencing etc according to the Journal The picture of pardew sitting in a suite, surrounded by the players' wives and his cock in his hand... Yeah... he'll probably making some good decisions finally. FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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