Mick Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Can't help himself. “We have had a season where we have lost a big player halfway through and we have had nowhere near the funding that Southampton have got, so in some ways you could argue we have been battling against the tide here a little bit.” Why do some people lap this shite up without even questioning him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Can't help himself. “We have had a season where we have lost a big player halfway through and we have had nowhere near the funding that Southampton have got, so in some ways you could argue we have been battling against the tide here a little bit.” :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Alan Pardew, battling bravely against adversity since 2010. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 The guys a fucking cunt. He has a squad that is good enough to be challenging for Europe, a better manager would have this team ahead of Man Utd and at least on points with Everton. He doesn't like to attack though and if any player dares to attack then he's dropped the next game. His disgusting attitude has seen him headbutt an opposing player, his selfish attitude has seen Remy our key player suddenly come down with an injury that remarkably keeps him out for however long he is banned on the touch line, just to make Carver's job harder so he can't be seen as outdone by him. He has Ben Arfa who would arguably get a starting place in any team in the league who can't get a game because he likes to attack. He has no plan B apart from bringing Shola on, Shola couldn't even score an own goal if he tried. This means that if we go a goal behind in a match then thats pretty much it, Stoke being the exception and we only got back into that match because they shot themselves in the foot by going down to not only 10 men but 9 men. The guy doesn't like the squad attacking, he has them playing the ball either side ways or back to Krul so he can punt it all the way up to the pitch. Krul has the worst distribution I have seen from a goal keeper, yet you often see him coming towards the half way line to take a free kick. My self I'm amazed he didn't bring Carroll in during the summer, in fact I'm starting to believe that he was probably his main if not only target and the only reason we didn't get him was because of the clubs reluctance to pay that much out in transfer fee's, let alone that much for one player. Pardew keeps saying we can't compete with 'insert clubs name here', however it was only 2 years ago that we finished 5th, ahead of teams like Liverpool and Chelsea who are now in a title race, ahead of Everton who are now above us. Man Utd have dropped a clanger lately and their place in the top 6-8 is up for grabs and I honestly believe that overall we have a better team than them (upfront aside) and we should be aiming to take their place, any dent manager would make sure we are taking their place. We keep getting told that we can't compete with the likes of Man City for players, well not one fan thinks we can and not one fan expects us too, we all know that we are in a different market for players than they are, hence why we have invested in our scouting system so much. We don't go after the player the likes of Man City want, so stop using that as an excuse as for the club not getting players. I'm not going to sit here and say that we should be getting into the CL places or involved the title race, however with a few signings in the right areas and a better manager there is no reason why we can't at least produce a challenge to get into the CL places. Pundits and even fans are saying we are having a good or decent season. In my opinion we are underachieving with the players we currently have both in terms of results and in terms of the quality of football offered. I honestly believe that every goal we score, every point or win we gain is in spite of Pardew and his tactics. We have a squad who are mostly naturally attacking minded, yet he and the coaches have trained it in them to be so negative in their approach to games. I'm sick of his excuses, every day there is a different excuse, he is now even coming out with excuses before matches have even been played, we can't compete with Southampton? What a team who have only just been promoted in recent seasons and a few years ago were only saved from going bust at the last minute, we can't compete with them? There is only one reason why we can't compete with these clubs Pardew, and that reason is because we have you as a manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 “Southampton have had a fantastic season but we’re still above them and we want to stay there. Pardew’s side can move clear in eighth place should they see off the Saints. Looking ahead to the game, Pardew said: “It’s a battle that I think both sides are looking at and when you are around about each other in the table you want to prove that you are better. “I was there at Tottenham recently and Southampton were terrific and really should have got something out of the game. “I know they are looking forward to the game as well.” “We are above them at the minute.” I like how he slips in the how they are a terrific side and we are above them twice in the space of a few sentences. Well you won't be after Saturday you fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Can't help himself. “We have had a season where we have lost a big player halfway through and we have had nowhere near the funding that Southampton have got, so in some ways you could argue we have been battling against the tide here a little bit.” Sounds like him criticising Ashley to me... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 i wish he'd just fuck off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Can't help himself. “We have had a season where we have lost a big player halfway through and we have had nowhere near the funding that Southampton have got, so in some ways you could argue we have been battling against the tide here a little bit.” Sounds like him criticising Ashley to me... He said the other day he was basically fine with it and was certain we'd replace him in the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 tl;dr Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Dummyquote is particularly apt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudil Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 What an absolute f***ing c***; a sham of a human being. I don't understand how anyone does not utterly despise him, I don't care about thinking he's an average manager ect. He is a grade A f***ing c***, a slimly fraud . As far as I'm concerned, if you don't despise him, you're probably a fucking sham of a human yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Unfair on Pard Nut. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Nobby “When I played under Bobby Robson that’s what we tried to do. “We’d have Alan Shearer as the main man up front but myself Kieron Dyer and Craig Bellamy would look to work one-twos as often as we could to work the ball into the box and move quicker up the field. “Hopefully we can see more of Hatem in the next few games.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 “If anyone said after our opening-day defeat at Manchester City that we would have had 46 points on the board heading into the final phase of the season, we would have snapped your hands off. “Yet there is a feeling at the training ground that we should aim for more in the next few weeks.” Just seen this, thought you'd made it up. What in the world happened in his brain when he went 4-3-3 & started making soundbites about going for it. Must have hit his head on something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I wish we'd just stick to 4-3-3 and fuck everything else off. 2 up-front always means we play fucking shite, as opposed to 4-3-3 where we're just shite much of the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Our record since Boxing Day; 0-1 0-1 0-2 3-1 90th minute Yohan Cabaye Joins PSG. (No Replacement) 0-0 0-3 0-3 0-4 1-0 90th minute 4-1 90th minute 0-1 1-0 90th minute 0-3 Who on earth sent that letter to Pardew saying they're proud of the team after reaching 40 points then?!! After seeing the results displayed like this it makes no sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Pardew probably used to send himself Christmas cards in the school postbox, cos all the other kids wouldn't waste a bit of recycled paper on the miserable negative prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Dear Pards, I'm loving your work since we reached 40 points. Keep being you. Keep doing what you're doing. Above all else, keep battling adversity to hopefully one day overcome the Southamptons of this world. Lots of love, Pards xxx PS you are really handsome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 What an absolute f***ing c***; a sham of a human being. I don't understand how anyone does not utterly despise him, I don't care about thinking he's an average manager ect. He is a grade A f***ing c***, a slimly fraud . As far as I'm concerned, if you don't despise him, you're probably a fucking sham of a human yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Not sure I could design a better arsehole if I tried. If I tried to build one 6 million dollar man style. He is the 6 million dollar arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Not sure I could design a better arsehole if I tried. If I tried to build one 6 million dollar man style. He is the 6 million dollar arsehole. Ashley would offer $3.2m for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 One of the biggest on going scams i have ever experience in my lifetime and i seen my fair share. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamesyJazz Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 What an absolute f***ing c***; a sham of a human being. I don't understand how anyone does not utterly despise him, I don't care about thinking he's an average manager ect. He is a grade A f***ing c***, a slimly fraud . As far as I'm concerned, if you don't despise him, you're probably a f***ing sham of a human yourself. Then I must be the above.Am I a fan of his?No,and an emphatic no at that but I don't despise the man.Am I a realist?Yes. We are stuck with Pardew and his tactics.What competent football manager in their right mind would throw in their lot with us if Pardew should be sacked?Really,who? I could come up with a list of managers that I would love to see here with our squad of players,I dream of what could have been achieved with a different mindset in charge of tactics but then I remember just who pulls the strings and who decides on tactics and the clouds gather over my head again. I understand the vitriol and empathise with the frustration we all feel but until we have a change of owner or a dramatic u turn in Ashley's mindset we are what we are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Then I must be the above.Am I a fan of his?No,and an emphatic no at that but I don't despise the man.Am I a realist?Yes. We are stuck with Pardew and his tactics.What competent football manager in their right mind would throw in their lot with us if Pardew should be sacked?Really,who? I could come up with a list of managers that I would love to see here with our squad of players,I dream of what could have been achieved with a different mindset in charge of tactics but then I remember just who pulls the strings and who decides on tactics and the clouds gather over my head again. I understand the vitriol and empathise with the frustration we all feel but until we have a change of owner or a dramatic u turn in Ashley's mindset we are what we are. Who do you think does that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Not sure I could design a better arsehole if I tried. If I tried to build one 6 million dollar man style. He is the 6 million dollar arsehole. Ashley would offer $3.2m for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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