Guest TruToon94 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 The Shola and Gosling thing is very transparent to me. Pardew has told Ashley HBA, Marv and Oba are not good enough and/or they're troublemakers. He then plays knackers coming out of contract so he can point to Ashley and say look what I have to work with, please buy me more Cabaye's and Ba's. And Ashley seems to have bought it. We need to sign very good players so that the Pardewing process takes longer. Sign knackers and we're screwed from the start. Sign decent players and we'll get a season or two before he breaks them or they escape. All very depressing. well, he didn't manage to fully pardew cabaye in the time he had him, there were times when cabaye slipped into the pardewed zone but his class always managed to pull him out just need moar cabaye's then, as the man has been saying all along Wonder how long it would take to Pardew a Messi level player? A day. He'd play him on the bench and bring him on as LB for ten minutes at the end of the match and sprout shit like, "Now he wasn't tracking back enough in training and you don't want a player who gets us excited, not good for my heart. I'll think you'll be seeing a new side of Messi as a defensive player. Get him some proper British grit and none of that fancy stuff either" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 More of his latest tripe: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152377536303236&id=504448235 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Imagine having a manager that you didn't thoroughly detest, man. Feel like I've completely forgotten what that feeling is like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 It would mean our hatred being directed towards Ashley instead, which I imagine is part of the appeal for Ashley to keep Pardew. When Hughton was here, the hate wasn't as vitriolic, but it was still firmly directed at Ashley alone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 JFK's return was a real flak jacket. Bought pardew more time for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Looks like Pardew's gonna struggle with signing his British talent after all- http://www.givemesport.com/466249-liverpool-leading-arsenal-chelsea-in-race-to-sign-dele-alli Wouldn't surprise me if we signed David Dunn on loan now because 'we cudant get r ferst choice over the line' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Has pardew had his meeting with Ashley yet ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Has pardew had his meeting with Ashley yet ? If so, a hotel room, some lube and a bucket of Greggs pasties were probably involved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Has pardew had his meeting with Ashley yet ? If so, a hotel room, some lube and a bucket of Greggs pasties were probably involved. Nah expect an hour of Pardew talking s****, making excuses and bigging himself up, while Ashley counts his money and smiles to himself... then after the fat one raises his head.. "s*** me Alan.. how long have you been there, scared the crap out of me?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 They'd have just sat on the bed wanking each other off over the balance sheets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 I actually imagined that. Like in my head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 They'd have just sat on the bed wanking each other off over the balance sheets. On the duvet of due diligence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "Tell me about the fret alan, ooh tell me more about the fret" I just actually imagined that. :scared: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Bastard will be going on his jollies soon and will no doubt get photographed wearing his shite Austin Powers glasses. Twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Thankfully the BBC dropped him from the World Cup, imagine actully having to hear/watch his punditry this summer. :anguish: :anguish: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "Tell me about the fret alan, ooh tell me more about the fret" You're a terrible man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 They'd have just sat on the bed wanking each other off over the balance sheets. On the duvet of due diligence? Mike doesn't take precautions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 They'd have just sat on the bed wanking each other off over the balance sheets. On the duvet of due diligence? Mike doesn't take precautions. Once you're in the black you never go back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Can't be many more depressing scenarios in football than pardew managing Messi or try Pardew managing a football team. That's fucking bad enough to begin with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 3 days and no-one has called this cunt a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 3 days and no-one has called this c*** a c*** It is universally known now tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Christ on a bike, look at the clip of the punchable one. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/16/article-0-1AD7DDC0000005DC-441_306x423.jpg http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/20140512-130510.jpg Lovely timing too, the perfect way to start a new page. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 NUFC PL goalscorers 2013/14: Loic Remy 14 Yohan Cabaye 7 Yoan Gouffran 6 Hatem Ben Arfa 3 Moussa Sissoko 3 Shola Ameobi 2 Papiss Cisse 2 Vurnon Anita 1 Mathieu Debuchy 1 Paul Dummett 1 Steven Taylor 1 OG 2 #fret Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Good to see OG was our joint 5th top scorer, hope we can get him on a permanent deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 NUFC PL goalscorers 2014/15: Loic Remy 14 Yohan Cabaye 7 Yoan Gouffran 6 Hatem Ben Arfa 3 Moussa Sissoko 3 Shola Ameobi 2 Papiss Cisse 2 Vurnon Anita 1 Mathieu Debuchy 1 Paul Dummett 1 Steven Taylor 1 OG 2 #fret Nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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