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Probs just best to ditch the medicine metaphor.

 

What's wrong? Don't like the taste when it's your own?

 

 

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The Shola and Gosling thing is very transparent to me. Pardew has told Ashley HBA, Marv and Oba are not good enough and/or they're troublemakers. He then plays knackers coming out of contract so he can point to Ashley and say look what I have to work with, please buy me more Cabaye's and Ba's. And Ashley seems to have bought it.

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The Shola and Gosling thing is very transparent to me. Pardew has told Ashley HBA, Marv and Oba are not good enough and/or they're troublemakers. He then plays knackers coming out of contract so he can point to Ashley and say look what I have to work with, please buy me more Cabaye's and Ba's. And Ashley seems to have bought it.

 

We need to sign very good players so that the Pardewing process takes longer. Sign knackers and we're screwed from the start. Sign decent players and we'll get a season or two before he breaks them or they escape. All very depressing.

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The Shola and Gosling thing is very transparent to me. Pardew has told Ashley HBA, Marv and Oba are not good enough and/or they're troublemakers. He then plays knackers coming out of contract so he can point to Ashley and say look what I have to work with, please buy me more Cabaye's and Ba's. And Ashley seems to have bought it.

 

We need to sign very good players so that the Pardewing process takes longer. Sign knackers and we're screwed from the start. Sign decent players and we'll get a season or two before he breaks them or they escape. All very depressing.

 

well, he didn't manage to fully pardew cabaye in the time he had him, there were times when cabaye slipped into the pardewed zone but his class always managed to pull him out

 

just need moar cabaye's then, as the man has been saying all along :lol:

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The Shola and Gosling thing is very transparent to me. Pardew has told Ashley HBA, Marv and Oba are not good enough and/or they're troublemakers. He then plays knackers coming out of contract so he can point to Ashley and say look what I have to work with, please buy me more Cabaye's and Ba's. And Ashley seems to have bought it.

 

We need to sign very good players so that the Pardewing process takes longer. Sign knackers and we're screwed from the start. Sign decent players and we'll get a season or two before he breaks them or they escape. All very depressing.

 

well, he didn't manage to fully pardew cabaye in the time he had him, there were times when cabaye slipped into the pardewed zone but his class always managed to pull him out

 

just need moar cabaye's then, as the man has been saying all along :lol:

 

Wonder how long it would take to Pardew a Messi level player?

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The Shola and Gosling thing is very transparent to me. Pardew has told Ashley HBA, Marv and Oba are not good enough and/or they're troublemakers. He then plays knackers coming out of contract so he can point to Ashley and say look what I have to work with, please buy me more Cabaye's and Ba's. And Ashley seems to have bought it.

 

We need to sign very good players so that the Pardewing process takes longer. Sign knackers and we're screwed from the start. Sign decent players and we'll get a season or two before he breaks them or they escape. All very depressing.

 

well, he didn't manage to fully pardew cabaye in the time he had him, there were times when cabaye slipped into the pardewed zone but his class always managed to pull him out

 

just need moar cabaye's then, as the man has been saying all along :lol:

 

Wonder how long it would take to Pardew a Messi level player?

 

That's like giving Katie Price to a virgin, they will have no clue what to do!

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The Shola and Gosling thing is very transparent to me. Pardew has told Ashley HBA, Marv and Oba are not good enough and/or they're troublemakers. He then plays knackers coming out of contract so he can point to Ashley and say look what I have to work with, please buy me more Cabaye's and Ba's. And Ashley seems to have bought it.

 

We need to sign very good players so that the Pardewing process takes longer. Sign knackers and we're screwed from the start. Sign decent players and we'll get a season or two before he breaks them or they escape. All very depressing.

 

well, he didn't manage to fully pardew cabaye in the time he had him, there were times when cabaye slipped into the pardewed zone but his class always managed to pull him out

 

just need moar cabaye's then, as the man has been saying all along :lol:

 

Wonder how long it would take to Pardew a Messi level player?

 

That's like giving Katie Price to a virgin, they will have no clue what to do!

 

Look at what happened to Gareth Gates. Poor kid didn't even have a stutter he met her.

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Still think I hate Souness more tbh.

 

He had an ambitious (if misguided) board, was given a top 5 squad, a load of money to spend, f***ed off our best players and was s***.

 

Pardew has a board with clear priorities not to do too well (Yewrup & cups cost money ffs!!), took over a recently promoted squad, best striker sold shortly after arriving (tbf he probably had something to gain from this), little to no backing, is f***ing off our best players and is s***.

 

It is a Cancer vs Aids scenario tbh but the boards ambition and backing will probably always tilt it in Pardew's favour for me. Pardew is obviously the more recent agony though so will be at the top of people's minds.

 

A recently promoted squad who had beat Sunderland 5-1 and Arsenal 1-0 and were sitting comfortably in mid-table.

 

I know that's not what you were saying but it annoys me with fans in general who say, "well where were we before Pardew". I'd say we had enormous hope as a club, a manager who fans and players loved and who was bringing pride back to the club and a city being brought to life again. I can't believe Hughton was supported as being sacked by some fans because we lost 3-1 once.

 

Bloody Pardew has been mullered by the Mackems by bigger scorelines and more than one occasion and still has support. Pardew has had plenty of backing and has a squad of players most of whom are either internationals or have international experience. In fact I'm happy we haven't signed anybody of Pardew's choosing because that would be an awful team because he is a shit manager.

 

Never thought I'd say this but at least the days of Souness we still had pride and the CD pairing of Boumsong and Bramble was hilarious. Now I don't even bother watching matches because the club doesn't actually want to win. A new manager would quite literally improve the entirety of my life significantly. Pardew is a spineless twat who deserves to be shot.

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The Shola and Gosling thing is very transparent to me. Pardew has told Ashley HBA, Marv and Oba are not good enough and/or they're troublemakers. He then plays knackers coming out of contract so he can point to Ashley and say look what I have to work with, please buy me more Cabaye's and Ba's. And Ashley seems to have bought it.

 

We need to sign very good players so that the Pardewing process takes longer. Sign knackers and we're screwed from the start. Sign decent players and we'll get a season or two before he breaks them or they escape. All very depressing.

 

well, he didn't manage to fully pardew cabaye in the time he had him, there were times when cabaye slipped into the pardewed zone but his class always managed to pull him out

 

just need moar cabaye's then, as the man has been saying all along :lol:

 

Wonder how long it would take to Pardew a Messi level player?

 

A day. He'd play him on the bench and bring him on as LB for ten minutes at the end of the match and sprout shit like, "Now he wasn't tracking back enough in training and you don't want a player who gets us excited, not good for my heart. I'll think you'll be seeing a new side of Messi as a defensive player. Get him some proper British grit and none of that fancy stuff either"

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It would mean our hatred being directed towards Ashley instead, which I imagine is part of the appeal for Ashley to keep Pardew. When Hughton was here, the hate wasn't as vitriolic, but it was still firmly directed at Ashley alone.

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Has pardew had his meeting with Ashley yet ?

 

If so, a hotel room, some lube and a bucket of Greggs pasties were probably involved.

 

Nah expect an hour of Pardew talking s****, making excuses and bigging himself up, while Ashley counts his money and smiles to himself... then after the fat one raises his head.. "s*** me Alan.. how long have you been there, scared the crap out of me?"

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