Guest neesy111 Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 RIP newcastle airport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 Would be very worried if Charnley was working at an airport Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 He’ll just be driving the luggage buggy around, I would expect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number37 Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 Aye, I'm not going on holiday for a while if he has anything to do with aircraft. He's doing his bit for the environment, I suppose. There's a part of me thinking that perhaps he still doesn't know the takeover has happened. It's an international break (so he's been told) so it's likely he's not been into the office; I doubt he knows what a VPN is so he wouldn't have been working remotely; probably doesn't have Sky Sports and signal on his original Nokia 3210 can be sketchy at best. I just get the image of him in thirty years time finally, cautiously, unearthing himself from his office filing cabinet, somehow still in reasonable condition (the cabinet), and him being totally unaware of the events of the previous decades, still thinking Bruce and Ashley are still here and wondering why no one has noticed he hasn't clocked in all this time. Be like one of those Japanese soldiers finally surrendering somewhere in the Philippines in 1970s. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 Just now, number37 said: Aye, I'm not going on holiday for a while if he has anything to do with aircraft. He's doing his bit for the environment, I suppose. There's a part of me thinking that perhaps he still doesn't know the takeover has happened. It's an international break (so he's been told) so it's likely he's not been into the office; I doubt he knows what a VPN is so he wouldn't have been working remotely; probably doesn't have Sky Sports and signal on his original Nokia 3210 can be sketchy at best. I just get the image of him in thirty years time finally, cautiously, unearthing himself from his office filing cabinet, somehow still in reasonable condition (the cabinet), and him being totally unaware of the events of the previous decades, still thinking Bruce and Ashley are still here and wondering why no one has noticed he hasn't clocked in all this time. Be like one of those Japanese soldiers finally surrendering somewhere in the Philippines in 1970s. Like George Costanza ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number37 Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Ben said: Like George Costanza ? Shamefully, I've had to look him up but it's certainly uncanny! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 Im banned from FB for seven days because I said Charnley should be shot with shit.Incitement to violence apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 he'll fuck off to derby with unclle mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 10, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 You’re next, you little wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 @SkeletorI wouldn’t take that. I don’t think you’re a wanker at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Just now, POOT 2.0 said: Yeh, fuck off you little weasel. Justified whether aimed at Charners or Fanny tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 The sword of Damocles moves closer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarralad Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Bet Ashley has had him on some massive pay off when the time actually comes... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number37 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Even if the club had to pay him ten times his annual salary to get rid, that's still only ten Sports Direct mugs and five pairs of Lonsdale socks. Shouldn't impact FFP too much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 33 minutes ago, jarralad said: Bet Ashley has had him on some massive pay off when the time actually comes... 305 billion pay off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Takeover. Bruce leaving. Him leaving will complete the trilogy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 46 minutes ago, Northerngimp said: The sword of Damocles moves closer. Do you not have to move under the sword ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, LRD said: Takeover. Bruce leaving. Him leaving will complete the trilogy. Sports wash direct signage to follow ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 The heads in the mobile slowly turn to face you, you shameless useless fuck. You're next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Kinda creased at little Lee Charnley going to they premier league meeting and just being a nasty bastard to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Don't sack him just send him back to the ticket office. After all...he knows the club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 23 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said: Sports wash direct signage to follow ? Ah yes, mid-credit scene. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlouismag Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Tick, tock, thumbheed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 "Lee, we're going to keep you on, but you're going to basically be our version of Doug Stamper from House of Cards. You'll do our dirty work, be a miserable bastard to everyone and anyone standing in our way and follow our orders to a tee." - Done. "Now go read this statement to the PL and be a miserable cunt" - Done. "Okay, you're fired" - Done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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