bhoywhonder Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 The problem with a lot April fools day sh*t is that many of them are quite credible. This morning, The Journal had Richard Branson buying the Farne Islands for his new home and the Chronicle had Cheryl Cole joining Geordie Shore, both just prompted my response - 'Good try, but thats Exactly the shit they would do anyway' So Colback for Capo? I could see Carver do that in a heartbeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Let's be honest, as average as he is, he'll be captain one day. I couldn't care less. 'Fabricio Coloccini club captain next season' is a far worse proposition. At least Colback isn't at fault for conceding goals and awful on-field leadership every week. What makes Colback captaincy material? I know he's not Coloccini but there's nine other players who have that qualification. LERCAL PASHUN He doesn't even have any of that, at least Stevie T will point fingers and pump up the crowd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I prefer captains that will run but, not only that, will also jump a lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I prefer captains that will run but, not only that, will also jump a lot. I prefer captains who know how to put their women in their place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Was about to post this, until I realised: [move]"FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!"[/move] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Incandenza Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't get the joke. Colback would be fine as captain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't get the joke. Colback would be fine as captain. [move]"FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!!!"[/move] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Don't you also believe Lee Charnley makes an excellent MD though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 He also believes socks make good pets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't get the joke. Colback would be fine as captain. Captain of who though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't get the joke. Colback would be fine as captain. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_12664_1423773841.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't get the joke. Colback would be fine as captain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Aye, Captain of the Titanic. Heh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Let's be honest, as average as he is, he'll be captain one day. I couldn't care less. 'Fabricio Coloccini club captain next season' is a far worse proposition. At least Colback isn't at fault for conceding goals and awful on-field leadership every week. What makes Colback captaincy material? I know he's not Coloccini but there's nine other players who have that qualification. Nothing. He isn't. Nobody said he was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 He'll wear the armband at some point in the next 18 months in an official capacity. Colo, Jonas & Tiote won't be here much longer at NUFC. De Jong doesn't play. Colback has got to be in with a shout. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't get the joke. Colback would be fine as captain. Captain of who though? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Let's be honest, as average as he is, he'll be captain one day. I couldn't care less. 'Fabricio Coloccini club captain next season' is a far worse proposition. At least Colback isn't at fault for conceding goals and awful on-field leadership every week. What makes Colback captaincy material? I know he's not Coloccini but there's nine other players who have that qualification. Nothing. He isn't. Nobody said he was. He's a Geordie like Carver. Geordie manager and Geordie club captain. To Skysports that's a Newcastle fans wet dream. GOERDEY NATION 4EVA. LETS ALL DRINK BROON ALE, TREAT OUR WIVES TO A MANGLE AND HAVE A BOWL OF PEASE PUDDING TO CELEBRATE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Hope he scores the winner on Sunday and celebrates by rubbing his ginger balls on cattermoles face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Sad Mackem b******s! Have they heard of knots through there?! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/04/c255a4352f22a9df33fdf13154d7114e.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Who would've thought men from Pennywell wouldn't be able to fork out for an effigy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Sad Mackem b******s! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/04/c255a4352f22a9df33fdf13154d7114e.jpg Sad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Approve those sneaks though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Approve those sneaks though. The cunt shouldn't be allowed to wear Stocks. Just looked over at mine in disgust. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/04/b21c2035533b3551142e7624dc37a2f6.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Stay classy Mackems. Just reminded me why I want to hammer them tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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