Deuce Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Not the most eloquent, but I get what he's saying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Sounds like something a Sunday league player would come out with when you're 5 down at half time. Still 0-0 lads! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Absolutely horrendous quote to read from a goalkeeper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 http://www.keeperportal.co.uk/karl-darlow-interview/ What techniques do you employ to make sure you stay focused for the full 90 minutes? Normally just set myself a target to get through to 45 minutes preferably with a clean sheet, if not and I let a goal in then I’m determined to make it just that one goal, if another goal goes in then just to make it two goals and so on and so forth. Then just carry on through the match :lol: Possibly the worst quote I've ever seen "I did not mean any damage to the guy but I have moved my head forward. I tried to push him away with my head but I should not have done that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Not the most eloquent, but I get what he's saying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Ahahahahahahagahajahahahahahahahahaa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 heheh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 jajajajajajajaajajajajaja JAJAJA http://assets2.lfcimages.com/uploads/2990__6758__enrique263_51fe41ad243e5832724424.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Shit beard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Confirmed by the Chronicle Oracle: Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 1m #nufc complete deals for Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow. #nffc . Pair will be loaned straight back. Expand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Thanks Lee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 So Darlow is basically saying he tries to stop the opposition scoring? More like Dinlow, am I right lads? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 He blatantly means that he has the same attitude to conceding at 0-0 as he does at 0-4. Not the most eloquent way of saying it, but you all know what he means like. There's no need to play dumb just to be negative. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 He don't drink in the woolpack, because that's emmerdale He don't drink in the queen vic, because that's in eastenders He don't drink in the S.U Bar because that's hollyoaks He drinks in Shearer's, because that's in Newcastle Karl Darlow, Karl Darlow, Karl Darlow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 He blatantly means that he has the same attitude to conceding at 0-0 as he does at 0-4. Not the most eloquent way of saying it, but you all know what he means like. There's no need to play dumb just to be negative. Not like he can say 'After the first goes in I totally shit the bed and die a little inside. If that happens, stick your house on at least five, i'm fucked.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Chill lads, just sounds funny is all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Reckon my favourite quote is from John Robertson when he said "If every team in Italy has pasta how come 3 get relegated each year?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Fuck me lads, everyone understands what he means it's just a massively bland and hilarious thing to say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 http://www.keeperportal.co.uk/karl-darlow-interview/ What techniques do you employ to make sure you stay focused for the full 90 minutes? Normally just set myself a target to get through to 45 minutes preferably with a clean sheet, if not and I let a goal in then I’m determined to make it just that one goal, if another goal goes in then just to make it two goals and so on and so forth. Then just carry on through the match :lol: Possibly the worst quote I've ever seen 40 mins - "I'm only going to let these 4 goals in, god help the person who scores the next, 4 goals is my target and anyone who gets in the waoh fuck that's 5" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Don't think you can beat the official statement Shepherd put on the website about Shearer saying he'd never said he'd knock seven bells out of any one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 That was awful like. Wasn't there a "Mr Suarez is not a racist" one that was similarly cringey? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rent-A-Quote Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 :lol: Possibly the worst quote I've ever seen "I did not mean any damage to the guy but I have moved my head forward. I tried to push him away with my head but I should not have done that. "Our statistician told me we had 12 shots in the first half. In the Premier League that is a lot. We could have had more than that really" - Alan Pardew, January 22nd 2014 “We don’t seem to be able to get through this tie (third round day). For the last three years I don’t know, it’s science against me." - Alan Pardew 4th Jan 2014 "I’m pretty sure I’d have stopped that last goal if I’d been there.” - Alan Pardew, 19th April 2014 “Since I’ve been here, I like to think I’ve set teams up to play an attractive style of football and win games on the front foot. At the back end of last year, I thought we got ourselves into a position where it was difficult to set teams up like that because I didn’t think we were carrying enough fret.” Alan Pardew, 18th October 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Nottingham Forest chairman and owner Fawaz Al Hasawi has issued the following statement. I would love nothing more than to hold on to our best young players. I gave both Karl Darlow and Jamaal Lascelles lengthy new contracts in August 2013 and March 2014 respectively, as well as investing in the futures of Jamie Paterson, Ben Osborn and Dimitar Evtimov. I have demonstrated my keenness for the club to produce more players of Karl and Jamaal’s quality more than ever this summer, investing heavily in the facilities and supporting Stuart in his desire to integrate our youth set-up with the first team’s. The manager and I openly discussed the proposed sale of Karl and Jamaal and he was aware of the negotiations throughout. The business side of football is changing and the requirement to increase revenue means, unfortunately, difficult decisions have to be made. As Stuart mentioned in his media interview, I have always backed him financially and that will continue. I respect him greatly and I strongly believe together we can achieve our aims and bring success back to this great club. Should the pair’s proposed move to Newcastle be completed as expected, the transfer fees will significantly help us meet the stringent financial fair play (FFP) criteria, all the while allowing us to retain two high-quality players for the 2014-15 season, paying nothing towards their wages. Sadly for me, there is no room for sentimentality in the running of a football club and it is up to me to start making some tough decisions to preserve the long-term sustainability of Nottingham Forest. But while balancing the books is a hugely significant part of my role, it remains my job to ensure the manager has the best possible squad to work with as we pursue a place in the Premier League. Rest assured, therefore, that more additions will be made and the squad will be trimmed further to ensure we have a balanced and talented group of players in place. I would also like to address two other points of interest, the first of which concerns the future of Henri Lansbury. Clearly he is a talented player who we don’t want to lose. He rejected my offer of a new contract earlier this year but that deal remains on the table. He has two more years to run on his current contract and we hope he will play a huge part for us this season. It is now time for Henri to make his decision. Finally, there has been much speculation over the potential renaming of The City Ground in line with a new sponsorship deal. I respect the club, fans and stadium too much to make drastic changes to the name of the ground. However, should an offer which, again, would help me meet financial fair play (FFP) criteria arise, I would be open to making a slight change to the stadium name. I know many of you understand and support my point of view on this but I am keen to put my stance on the subject in writing. I will continue to back Stuart with the finance he requires to build a team capable of success. Come on you Reds. Fawaz http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s2tkou Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 FFP for Nottingham Forest man Laughable. Spineless twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I don't understand FFP at all, some clubs seem to care about it and others just completely ignore it. Total mess all round. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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