r0cafella Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Alan I'm glad to hear you aren't losing sleep let me tell you I fucking am. I can't believe how much i hate someone I've never met. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-7999016 Christ, playing in Europe is difficult for all teams except for Spurs, he's lost the bastard plot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 But United’s boss bristles at talk that his players aren’t good enough to make an impact on the Premier League I agree with him on that opinion. There's one major reason they're failing to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Once he goes it would be good to put all NUFC fans through that Men In Black memory-wipe device so we completely wipe out his existence. Same goes for Ashley, tbh. I'd gladly volunteer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 The brain wipe should never happen, so we never make the same mistake again, Lest We Forget. This is assuming we ever manage to rid ourselves of the horror we find ourselves in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 The brain wipe should never happen, so we never make the same mistake again, Lest We Forget. This is assuming we ever manage to rid ourselves of the horror we find ourselves in. We'll probably be making the "same mistake" immediately after with whoever the next incompetent shithead Ashley decides to appoint is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Redknapp sticking up for Pardew in The Sun this morning, saying we are too harsh on him. I'd suggest that someone show him the stats from the turn of the year but I remembered that he can't read or write. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Redknapp sticking up for Pardew in The Sun this morning, saying we are too harsh on him. I'd suggest that someone show him the stats from the turn of the year but I remembered that he can't read or write. The other managers will want him to stay as long as possible so they can take 3 points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Redknapp sticking up for Pardew in The Sun this morning, saying we are too harsh on him. I'd suggest that someone show him the stats from the turn of the year but I remembered that he can't read or write. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ahFj-fe-UHI/T_nNLGMhMhI/AAAAAAAAAMg/ZgO67XWJNbw/s1600/nseven_londons+calling.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 "I sleep better than one or two in this room." I like alan nao. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Smug git on SSN now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehVader Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 We've been saying for a while that this wouldn't happen over here. Sports media feasts on terrible managers. My god, just think if Deadspin got hold of him. There would at least be laughs. Even ESPN would find meat. If an NFL coach was this bad, Jaws would do an hour of game film analysis and be like Even Gruden would find s*** to hate. Not that I necessarily disagree with the premise that your media are tougher on coaches than over here, but the worst two coaches (Fox and McCarthy) in the NFL are locks to never get fired because of their QBs eventhough they try their hardest to give away games every sunday. Yet the media thinks they're great because Manning and Rodgers finds ways to win in spite of them. Come to think of it it's actually close to similar to Pardew and the season we finished 5th, the media was all over him yet we played mostly bad football and won games through individual brilliance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 We've been saying for a while that this wouldn't happen over here. Sports media feasts on terrible managers. My god, just think if Deadspin got hold of him. There would at least be laughs. Even ESPN would find meat. If an NFL coach was this bad, Jaws would do an hour of game film analysis and be like Even Gruden would find s*** to hate. Not that I necessarily disagree with the premise that your media are tougher on coaches than over here, but the worst two coaches (Fox and McCarthy) in the NFL are locks to never get fired because of their QBs eventhough they try their hardest to give away games every sunday. Yet the media thinks they're great because Manning and Rodgers finds ways to win in spite of them. Come to think of it it's actually close to similar to Pardew and the season we finished 5th, the media was all over him yet we played mostly bad football and won games through individual brilliance. I can't think of any winning team that would flat out fire the manager despite winning. Guys at that level get exposed slowly over the course of several playoff losses. McCarthy gets his fair share of shit for his clock management, despite the quality of his team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulie Walnuts Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 'We worked hard but if i'm honest the clocks going probably back affected the team more than it should have' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 MIght gan out as dead Pardew on Friday, but I'd probably get attacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Lucky cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Fucking jams it after a shit starting lineup every time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NobbyOhNobby Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 tactical genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 "I made some changes and won us the game." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 If we get owt here, I'm giving up. This is ridiculous - we'll never get rid of the twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Hoser Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Ashley's got Rangers on the brain now. Pardew winning games = crisis over in his mind, if there ever was one. Fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120510221729/unanything/images/8/80/Don't_forget_you're_here_forever.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 He's never leaving. Ever. Fuck my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Reckon the cunt will fluke a win in the next two prem games, just have a horrible feeling...could be Liverpool the way they are playing right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Ah yes the grand plan of going one nil down and desperately chucking on two attacking players. What a manager. Should be happy and I kind of am but the thought of this test lording about tonight after what he has overseen sickens me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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