Disco Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 He will be out on the town wearing his Austin Powers glasses soon. Poking some lass in Perdu later on. With a bit of luck it'll be http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Teeth_poster.JPG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I think it will be a miracle for him not to be manager next season now. More chance of us getting in Europe or winning the League Cup than him going this season in my opinion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 You've got to admire a manager who sticks to his footballing principles tbf to him. He is adamant that if you come and pay to watch Newcastle, you are guaranteed to be bored rigid for at least 95% of the game. You don't get that level of consistency unless you bloody work hard at it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9573694/newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-backs-joey-barton-to-become-a-manager-after-retirement?utm_source=twitterfeed_Newcastle&utm_medium=facebook Newcastle boss Alan Pardew believes QPR’s Joey Barton could follow him into management when he hangs up his boots. The 32-year-old midfielder returns to Newcastle for Saturday’s Premier League clash and will have contrasting memories of his four-year spell at St James’ Park Barton served 74 days in prison after being convicted of assault during his time on Tyneside, but played under Pardew after helping the club gain promotion back to the Premier League. The pair will renew acquaintances this weekend and the Magpies manager has hinted that Barton sought advice about staying in the game once he retires. "Joey isn't going to go away quietly," said Pardew. "I am sure he has got a plan. I think Joey possibly could go down that line. "It is a question for Joey. I have always enjoyed working with him and we still have the odd communication - just now and then, and I am not elaborating on that. "I like him and he is someone who is good for the game." Pardew worked with Barton for around nine months after replacing Chris Hughton at the helm in December 2010. He admits the outspoken player was a constant challenge, but proved his worth on the pitch. "It is interesting. If you work with Joey, he has got an opinion on everything and he likes to express that,” said the 53-year-old. "He always made me laugh, or made me think. I didn't 100 per cent categorically disagree with him, but he has an opinion and you have got to admire that. "He gets overlooked for what a good player he is. He was excellent for us on the side of a [midfield] four, picking passes out and really complimented our front two. "Other things have happened with Joey, but people forget what a good footballer he is. The thing I fear on Saturday is the way he will play. "I think our fans will give him a good reception, if I am honest, and in terms of his tweeting and everything else he does, none of that bothers me. It's what he does on the pitch, and he does it very well." This fixture also heralds the arrival of R’s boss Harry Redknapp, who was heavily linked with the vacancy at Newcastle following Sam Allardyce's departure back in 2008. Rangers are currently languishing in the relegation zone, but Pardew expects the west Londoners to pose plenty of attacking problems. "His [Redknapp's] CV and reputation speak for themselves - he's been there and done it,” said Pardew. “He knows that his team is playing well. "When I was under a difficult spell, just before the big disappointment at Southampton, we were terrific, but didn't win a game. I think that's where QPR are. "They are better than the position they are in and we'll see that. We won't be surprised to get a tough game. I think there will be goals - hopefully we'll get one more than them. "I always enjoy Harry's teams. They play to win, like my teams, and are always on the front foot with flair." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 "I always enjoy Harry's teams. They play to win, like my teams, and are always on the front foot with flair." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 "I always enjoy Harry's teams. They play to win, like my teams, and are always on the front foot with flair." Does he think if he says it enough times it'll make it true? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 "I always enjoy Harry's teams. They play to win, like my teams, and are always on the front foot with flair." What a fucking charlatan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Was saying to the bloke next to me at the match these two would be wanking each other post-match regardless of the result. Aside from 5-10 mins at the start of the second half it was all piss poor reactive football by two fucking conmen managers. I remember when Pompey came up here the season we went down, 0-0, and stunk the place out too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Is there another manager who praises himself as much as he does? He really loves to give himself a good ol' pat on the back for whatever fictitious trait he's decided to assign himself that week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 "They play to win, like my teams" even if it was true why the fuck would you say it, man? "I really try to win games, me." Thanks for that, Alan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Play to win The daft bastards were time wasting after 50 minutes. Tragic stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Is there another manager who praises himself as much as he does? He really loves to give himself a good ol' pat on the back for whatever fictitious trait he's decided to assign himself that week. Brendan Rodgers, from his time at Swansea “It is great for the public here at Sunderland to see us,” said manager Brendan Rodgers. “They must have been wondering what this team everyone is talking about are all about and now they have seen. We were wonderful. They lost that game 2-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 remember reading about that on RTG, very funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Is there another manager who praises himself as much as he does? He really loves to give himself a good ol' pat on the back for whatever fictitious trait he's decided to assign himself that week. Brendan Rodgers, from his time at Swansea “It is great for the public here at Sunderland to see us,” said manager Brendan Rodgers. “They must have been wondering what this team everyone is talking about are all about and now they have seen. We were wonderful. They lost that game 2-0 :lol: Jesus Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 That's an incredible quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 But despite putting together a run of five league wins on the trot, Pardew was refusing to be carried away and swiftly dismissed the inevitable talk of Europe. He said: "What we have got is a real depth in the squad, which bodes well for the League Cup and bodes well for the Premier League. "But I think if we were winning 2-0, 3-0 and really punishing teams when we are in possession a little bit more, I would be a bit more confident we could, so I think we are some way off that yet." Shameless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Is there another manager who praises himself as much as he does? He really loves to give himself a good ol' pat on the back for whatever fictitious trait he's decided to assign himself that week. Brendan Rodgers, from his time at Swansea “It is great for the public here at Sunderland to see us,” said manager Brendan Rodgers. “They must have been wondering what this team everyone is talking about are all about and now they have seen. We were wonderful. They lost that game 2-0 :lol: Jesus Christ That's an incredible quote My god. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 That quote, man!!! Fucking hell! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 I've been told that I should change my mind about this cunt because we've won 6 games in a row. Not enough facepalm expressions to describe my reaction to such a remark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I struggle to imagine winning 6 games in a season, let alone in a row. I appreciate the sort of mental turmoil this puts you lot in, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I've been told that I should change my mind about this c*** because we've won 6 games in a row. Not enough facepalm expressions to describe my reaction to such a remark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 I've been told that I should change my mind about this c*** because we've won 6 games in a row. Not enough facepalm expressions to describe my reaction to such a remark. As if it's all about the results and the string of wins obviously negates the 18 months of continuous dry arse humpings we had to endure? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 Err I agree mate, no amount of wins is going to change my mind on the manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RJberger Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 5 more on the trot and we will be challenging for the title Pardew should still be clubbed repeatedly with something blunt though. Hate the cunt even if he wins us the champions league Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 If he somehow won us the FA Cup (never mind the Champions League) I'd take back everything I've ever said about him. But he won't, he's a fucking fraud, and a few wins doesn't change that. It only shows that we do have good players here. Players that are too much for the majority of sides in this league if they're played in their correct positions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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