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:lol: That's actually a decent piece, was worried for a moment they were being sincere!

 

My favourite bit:

 

Kudos, incidentally, to those Newcastle fans who staunchly stuck to their 'Pardew out' stance during their run of victories, rather than decimating their own and their family's dignity by daubing 'Back from the dead' on a bedsheet and taking it to the ground. In this time of short-termism and transience, it's good to see some people stick to their principles.

 

:lol: I think I suffered high blood pressure for the first time in my life, it lasted for about 10 seconds.

 

A few months later, as the defeats and the pressure piled up, he stuck a nut on David Meyler, the result of an argument over a throw-in, which is about as close to performance art as football gets.

 

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Alan's Christmas dinner:

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P2yx8ltF57o/TGKoZC5IKDI/AAAAAAAAK_M/a2iBTY1DofQ/s1600/77.jpg

 

What he'll tell you he made for Christmas dinner:

 

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/12/15/1292428893793/A-traditional-Christmas-d-007.jpg

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I hope he chokes and dies on his dinner.  The c***.

 

This.

 

Hope Pardew gets stuck in his f***ing pear tree.

 

As in Game of Thrones the dwarf will be blamed, so i guess that means Anita will be sold :(

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