Geordie Ahmed Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 So you'll be over the moon when we get someone like ally moccoist? I'm just over the moon that the arsehole is leaving Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 So you'll be over the moon when we get someone like ally moccoist? What? Ally McCoist left Rangers because of Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-black-man-running.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Can't wait for him to act like a c*** in his first press conference and have the realisation rain down on me that this is not my problem anymore. "Yannick Bolasie has a release clause in his contract BUT I ABSOLUTELY HOPE NOBODY COMES IN FOR HIM BECAUSE HE ISN'T FOR SALE.... am I doing this right, Steve? Should be other way around with the caps though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 No he left because he wasn't lighting up the league as fans thought they should Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/dec/30/newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-mike-ashley "Which part are you?" "Good question. Probably the humour." Can just see his first answer at his Press Conference when asked why he was hounded out by the fans. 'Stitch up. It was a stitch up. Match of the Day filmed hours of material and most of it is a good bloke doing a good job at work, and the one time I accidentally headbutt someone makes it into the programme, you're gonna look a prat. You headbutt an opponent on the touchline you're labeled a prat, and that's the game. And the BBC must have taken what, about two hours footage a day, and I got it back and most of it was like, you know, "Oh, look. Here's a good guy, he's getting on, he's their friend as well as their boss, he's a motivator, an entertainer. There's lots of good stuff" Oh he's made one mistake, like any human would, should we just cut that out?" "No, what? Put that bit in, cut the other stuff out. We want a scapegoat, we want to dumb down. We wanna give them the biggest plonker of the year". You know...I'm not a plonker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I didn't like pardew when it was went announced but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager that wont happen Astraguy? More like AstraGAY! http://media.giphy.com/media/SJaUGkFAgjJle/giphy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I was going to go for Astraglide. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/dec/30/newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-mike-ashley "Which part are you?" "Good question. Probably the humour." Can just see his first answer at his Press Conference when asked why he was hounded out by the fans. 'Stitch up. It was a stitch up. Match of the Day filmed hours of material and most of it is a good bloke doing a good job at work, and the one time I accidentally headbutt someone makes it into the programme, you're gonna look a prat. You headbutt an opponent on the touchline you're labeled a prat, and that's the game. And the BBC must have taken what, about two hours footage a day, and I got it back and most of it was like, you know, "Oh, look. Here's a good guy, he's getting on, he's their friend as well as their boss, he's a motivator, an entertainer. There's lots of good stuff" Oh he's made one mistake, like any human would, should we just cut that out?" "No, what? Put that bit in, cut the other stuff out. We want a scapegoat, we want to dumb down. We wanna give them the biggest plonker of the year". You know...I'm not a plonker. :lol: mint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Just a note, our stadium was like this 30 years ago: http://www.premierfootballbooks.co.uk/images/crystalpalace_aerial2.jpg Enjoy Alan, at least you'll get free tickets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I didn't like pardew when it was went announced but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager that wont happen Astraguy? More like AstraGAY! http://media.giphy.com/media/SJaUGkFAgjJle/giphy.gif http://www.cayman27.com.ky/files/2014/01/shots-fired.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejaxer Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I didn't like pardew when it was went announced but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager that wont happen Were you dropped on the head as a child? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Occasionally I remember that they're paying us and I just laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I didn't like pardew when it was went announced but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager that wont happen Were you dropped on the head as a child? Or was he dropped on a child as a head? http://media.giphy.com/media/dJvWXgCDdnHUc/giphy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Can't wait for him to act like a c*** in his first press conference and have the realisation rain down on me that this is not my problem anymore. "Yannick Bolasie has a release clause in his contract BUT I ABSOLUTELY HOPE NOBODY COMES IN FOR HIM BECAUSE HE ISN'T FOR SALE.... am I doing this right, Steve? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I didn't like pardew when it was went announced but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in That doesn't make any sense mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I didn't like pardew when it was went announced but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager that wont happen Were you dropped on the head as a child? Or was he dropped on a child as a head? http://media.giphy.com/media/dJvWXgCDdnHUc/giphy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 TODAY "You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don’t know what to say." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Any excuse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I didn't like pardew when it was went announced but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager that wont happen Were you dropped on the head as a child? Or was he dropped on a child as a head? http://media.giphy.com/media/dJvWXgCDdnHUc/giphy.gif straight out of the Yakov Smirnoff playbook. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Just a note, our stadium was like this 30 years ago: http://www.premierfootballbooks.co.uk/images/crystalpalace_aerial2.jpg Enjoy Alan, at least you'll get free tickets. Absolutely no offence, but your stadium wasn't even that good 30 years ago. You must have got some people who knew their shit in charge in that period to get what you have now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes: #Nufc want Pardew's successor to be 'head coach' rather than manager - a tracksuit boss whose priority will be improving the players he has. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes: #Nufc want Pardew's successor to be 'head coach' rather than manager - a tracksuit boss whose priority will be improving the players he has. http://i.imgur.com/EjtwQoo.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 George Caulkin @CaulkinTheTimes: #Nufc want Pardew's successor to be 'head coach' rather than manager - a tracksuit boss whose priority will be improving the players he has. http://i.imgur.com/EjtwQoo.jpg Still don't believe that is a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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