Wullie Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 He and others are always banging on about how we were safe and sound, and the fan discontent was unfair based on our league position (as if being 9th was any reason to want to keep him); the SackPardew stuff started when we were 20th, 15 of the last 21 games having been defeats. It doesn't need saying but fan unrest was not unwarranted. Not in any way shape or form. And I'm only looking at stats there, never mind all the other stuff. Absolutely despise the line that he was treated unfairly by the fans. He's the luckiest twat in the game. Everyone but us seems to have forgotten 2012-13 as well. Convinced that if Swansea (with absolutely fuck all to play for and Shechter up front) hadn't somehow come from behind twice to beat Wigan, we'd have gone down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 That win against Everton was after four consecutive defeats too - including yet another feeble cup exit where we never put up a fight; so he can fuck off using that as a benchmark for where we were. Such a fucking twat. Christ I know we're still shit, but a massive part of that is his doing and I love/hate these little reminders that we were so right to want him gone. I used to want us to lose ffs. This weekend I was angry we dropped two points against Villa. I'm allowed that horrible/brilliant/completely natural feeling because this shithead has gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Every now and then I remember that we made him cry on national TV and it makes the day better http://i60.tinypic.com/2vt1qa9.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 That win against Everton was after four consecutive defeats too - including yet another feeble cup exit where we never put up a fight; so he can fuck off using that as a benchmark for where we were. Such a fucking twat. Christ I know we're still shit, but a massive part of that is his doing and I love/hate these little reminders that we were so right to want him gone. I used to want us to lose ffs. This weekend I was angry we dropped two points against Villa. I'm allowed that horrible/brilliant/completely natural feeling because this shithead has gone. We're still shit because we threw the baby out with the bathwater imo. McClaren, as much as I don't really like him and didn't want him would have, imo, done way better with the 2011-2014 squad we had. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Not sure why he's still talking about us like, the fucking dweeb. He needs to forget about us, we need to forget about him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Not sure why he's still talking about us like, the fucking dweeb. He needs to forget about us, we need to forget about him. He should worship the fucking ground we walk on tbh, passively allowed him 3.5 years of absolute shite which has enabled him to move to a club where he's worshipped like a cockney God and getting paid more money for the privilege. If we'd treated him as he should have been treated then he'd probably be out of work now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 "We can over-achieve" This is still absolutely brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 That win against Everton was after four consecutive defeats too - including yet another feeble cup exit where we never put up a fight; so he can f*** off using that as a benchmark for where we were. Such a f***ing t***. Christ I know we're still s***, but a massive part of that is his doing and I love/hate these little reminders that we were so right to want him gone. I used to want us to lose ffs. This weekend I was angry we dropped two points against Villa. I'm allowed that horrible/brilliant/completely natural feeling because this shithead has gone. We're still s*** because we threw the baby out with the bathwater imo. McClaren, as much as I don't really like him and didn't want him would have, imo, done way better with the 2011-2014 squad we had. Not sure he would have, as for the most part I'd put them in the same bracket as each other. Pardew imo was found out when Ba left as he was the glue that held that team together. I think McClaren would have bottled a lot of the same decisions Pardew did, especially with Cisse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Every now and then I remember that we made him cry on national TV and it makes the day better http://i60.tinypic.com/2vt1qa9.gif The last time I loved this club that game. Sensational. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 "We can do it, we can over-achieve." Such a massive b******, man. Couldn't give a s**** what's going on at Palace. How many times did he say "can't compete"? If it wasn't so ball-smashingly excruciating it would be hilarious. I really resented the constant negative message he used to spout in every press conference about how we could not compete with virtually every other club - so much so - that it has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. And that is his legacy to this club - we had belief when he arrived but it was drained out of us by the time he left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 His luck will run out when Cabaye gets crocked apparently stoke played them off the park at the weekend and its not the first time its happened this season. The season he had us 5th was just as lucky Cisse just had to aim a shot at goal and it was in, Pardew will fall into his own trap of believing he's better than what he is and palace will drop like a stone after Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Jeeeesus. That's the worst set of quotes from him yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I think he'll be okay at Palace sadly. I think he is destined to follow the path of Icarus and get a smackdown from The Sun when he takes on and fails at the England job. Then he will really be in the shit when his ego has pushed him beyond what he can deliver, because it is then he'll have to take a job on, but not on his terms. He'll have to take on a struggling side, one without a ready made defence, and that will expose how crap he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Of the team he's playing regularly at the moment how many players has he actually brought in? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I'm sure we've seen this pattern before - a load of fist pumping Alan Pardew is great stories in the press followed by a humping pile of shit form. January is going to be a long month for palace fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I've been searching all morning for the Pardew's thread. Here it is! Read about him today in a portuguese sports newspaper. He was still crying about the 2013 defeat against Benfica, saying that he could've win that final. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I was at that match and it goes without saying that if he'd had us attacking from the start like we were in the last 15 minutes, we would have stood a better chance. That was actually a scenario in which his negative approach might have actually worked though, it was a weird one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 "we've done brilliant job" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I was at that match and it goes without saying that if he'd had us attacking from the start like we were in the last 15 minutes, we would have stood a better chance. That was actually a scenario in which his negative approach might have actually worked though, it was a weird one. Maybe if we were one goal down, yes. But we needed at least two goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Why does he keep on talking about his time here? He's been gone for a year, FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 We were lucky. But now I wish you guys made it through. Good times! We had lots of fun around here. Luckily for you, I've stayed till today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Every now and then I remember that we made him cry on national TV and it makes the day better http://i60.tinypic.com/2vt1qa9.gif That was the last Newcastle game I attended. Such beautiful scenes in the away end as he walked past us. I reckon if Stoke hadn't placed the away fans towards the back of the stand that day, someone would have ran onto the pitch and went for Pardew as he approached the tunnel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Every now and then I remember that we made him cry on national TV and it makes the day better http://i60.tinypic.com/2vt1qa9.gif That was the last Newcastle game I attended. Such beautiful scenes in the away end as he walked past us. I reckon if Stoke hadn't placed the away fans towards the back of the stand that day, someone would have ran onto the pitch and went for Pardew as he approached the tunnel. Are you people serious? These pictures are heart breaking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Heart breakingly funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Nah, I can almost taste his tears!!! Its magical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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