Yorkie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'm finding it very hard to tell people how shit Pardew is. All I hear is "well, he gets results... just look at Palace... and you're lot is now worse off without him. He got you 5th!". I then point to how bad we were, and the standard response is "well, your owner did sell his best players and never backed him". Problem is until he implodes at Palace he will be seen as the second coming of Jesus for some reason. Even Big Sam eventually was labelled as a lower Premier League manager at best, but with Pardew people get carried away thinking he could be a top 6 team manager. I then try to say "well, you're a Liverpool/Spurs/Man Utd/Arsenal fan, would you take him at your club?" - funnily they go quiet then. I just wish this thread could be locked until he's imploded and anything to do with him could some how be deleted from my senses too until that point. The more Palace do well and we do shit, the more it looks to the neutrals that it was all down to him. He's pretty smooth in front of the camera. He doesn't sweat and fling his jowels all over the interviewer like Big Sam. This definitely has something to do with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'm finding it very hard to tell people how shit Pardew is. All I hear is "well, he gets results... just look at Palace... and you're lot is now worse off without him. He got you 5th!". I then point to how bad we were, and the standard response is "well, your owner did sell his best players and never backed him". Problem is until he implodes at Palace he will be seen as the second coming of Jesus for some reason. Even Big Sam eventually was labelled as a lower Premier League manager at best, but with Pardew people get carried away thinking he could be a top 6 team manager. I then try to say "well, you're a Liverpool/Spurs/Man Utd/Arsenal fan, would you take him at your club?" - funnily they go quiet then. I just wish this thread could be locked until he's imploded and anything to do with him could some how be deleted from my senses too until that point. The more Palace do well and we do shit, the more it looks to the neutrals that it was all down to him. Doubting more and more that this will even happen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I'm finding it very hard to tell people how shit Pardew is. All I hear is "well, he gets results... just look at Palace... and you're lot is now worse off without him. He got you 5th!". I then point to how bad we were, and the standard response is "well, your owner did sell his best players and never backed him". Problem is until he implodes at Palace he will be seen as the second coming of Jesus for some reason. Even Big Sam eventually was labelled as a lower Premier League manager at best, but with Pardew people get carried away thinking he could be a top 6 team manager. I then try to say "well, you're a Liverpool/Spurs/Man Utd/Arsenal fan, would you take him at your club?" - funnily they go quiet then. I just wish this thread could be locked until he's imploded and anything to do with him could some how be deleted from my senses too until that point. The more Palace do well and we do shit, the more it looks to the neutrals that it was all down to him. Doubting more and more that this will even happen Happened after a year and a half here, don't worry the Pards boom bust cycle will continue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Hopefully they'll get in the Europa League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Yeah, I don't think he'll have time to implode. That big job offer will come from some poor sod who believes the hype. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/16/01/03/bdec18a61c71052c758c2c4d8f73eede.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Hope he gets pneumonia added to a violent bout of dysentery the fucking prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Thought I'd share this gem of a post from another forum: What do you consider moderate success, afaik he had more away wins in 2015 than any other team in the league, can you describe that as moderate success? As for 12 months, 99% of Newcastle fans are insanely biased but break down year by year. First year he did well, improved the team but nothing phenomenal. Second year was absolutely fantastic, that was a squad that should average mid table and he got them to 5th. Third year they had almost the entire first team squad out injured for on average 2-3 months, some longer, some less long, many repeat injuries and they had 40% extra games during the worst injury period from start of season to x-mas. There are few teams who would do well in such circumstances. 4th year and they were back to brilliant. Newcastle fans ignore it, so do most others but that year they had 33 points, were 6th and 6 points off the top which was 3 more points at the same stage they finished 5th. They were doing better than the season everyone said they were amazing..... then with half a season to go the owners sold Cabaye, their best player. Should they have lost as much motivation as they did, nope but can you understand it, yup. Without Cabaye and no replacement they lost any hope of european finish, certainly no chance of Champs league and no real chance of relegation, they also never dropped below 10th place in the second half of the season. They improved significantly in the first half of last season after a while finding their motivation again and bringing new players in. So the only two periods they had bad form there was a monumental injury crisis the likes of which no team wouldn't drop massively or the club sold the season out from under the players and gave them absolutely no reason to play at all. Had they not won a single point in the second half of the season they wouldn't have gone down due to how good the first half was, as it was they finished 10th and never dropped into the bottom half of the table. He's been doing a great job since he came back to the premiership. 4.5 seasons there only 1.5 seasons were bad, 2 were excellent, 0.5 was decent enough(last half season in charge). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Thought I'd share this gem of a post from another forum: What do you consider moderate success, afaik he had more away wins in 2015 than any other team in the league, can you describe that as moderate success? As for 12 months, 99% of Newcastle fans are insanely biased but break down year by year. First year he did well, improved the team but nothing phenomenal. Second year was absolutely fantastic, that was a squad that should average mid table and he got them to 5th. Third year they had almost the entire first team squad out injured for on average 2-3 months, some longer, some less long, many repeat injuries and they had 40% extra games during the worst injury period from start of season to x-mas. There are few teams who would do well in such circumstances. 4th year and they were back to brilliant. Newcastle fans ignore it, so do most others but that year they had 33 points, were 6th and 6 points off the top which was 3 more points at the same stage they finished 5th. They were doing better than the season everyone said they were amazing..... then with half a season to go the owners sold Cabaye, their best player. Should they have lost as much motivation as they did, nope but can you understand it, yup. Without Cabaye and no replacement they lost any hope of european finish, certainly no chance of Champs league and no real chance of relegation, they also never dropped below 10th place in the second half of the season. They improved significantly in the first half of last season after a while finding their motivation again and bringing new players in. So the only two periods they had bad form there was a monumental injury crisis the likes of which no team wouldn't drop massively or the club sold the season out from under the players and gave them absolutely no reason to play at all. Had they not won a single point in the second half of the season they wouldn't have gone down due to how good the first half was, as it was they finished 10th and never dropped into the bottom half of the table. He's been doing a great job since he came back to the premiership. 4.5 seasons there only 1.5 seasons were bad, 2 were excellent, 0.5 was decent enough(last half season in charge). Reads exactly like a TCD post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Bare in mind he's an Arsenal fan who severely dislikes Wenger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Glad to say my utter hatred for Captain Smugwash hasn't diminished at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Bare in mind he's an Arsenal fan who severely dislikes Wenger. Says it all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 3rd game in a row without Bolasie & no goals yet. Sounds eerily similar to relying on a "bit of magic" from your best attacker & not creating a solid style of attacking football outside of that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 He's without his two magic makers and someone to lump the ball to if that fails. No surprise to see this outcome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 It's not particularly surprising that a team like Palace are going to miss Cabaye & Bolasie against Chelsea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Yeah, I don't think he'll have time to implode. I'm finally putting my jinxing skills to good use Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Always struggles at Christmas/NY because he can't rotate a team properly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 It's not particularly surprising that a team like Palace are going to miss Cabaye & Bolasie against Chelsea. Yawn. Lose two players, game finished before it starts. Classic AP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 It's not particularly surprising that a team like Palace are going to miss Cabaye & Bolasie against Chelsea. Yawn. Lose two players, game finished before it starts. Classic AP. Are you ever going to take off your Alan Pardew goggles of hysteria and look at things objectively? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 They'll be in the bottom half by the end of the month. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 It's not particularly surprising that a team like Palace are going to miss Cabaye & Bolasie against Chelsea. Yawn. Lose two players, game finished before it starts. Classic AP. Are you ever going to take off your Alan Pardew goggles of hysteria and look at things objectively? Not where Alan Pardew is concerned no. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Haha fuck off Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 The moment he gets over the 19 game mark and its time for his second half of the season implosion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/ka3678R.png Surely on the Stamford Bridge radar after today's performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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