Village Idiot Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/03/premier-league-talking-points-weekend?commentpage=2 Have a read of point 10 Mare de Déu Senyor... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I just threw up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubblyDubblyDubbly Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/03/premier-league-talking-points-weekend?commentpage=2 Have a read of point 10 "Yet Pardew’s team remain among the most pleasingly watchable cavaliers in the league" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/03/premier-league-talking-points-weekend?commentpage=2 Have a read of point 10 "Yet Pardew’s team remain among the most pleasingly watchable cavaliers in the league" Never watched them play. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Energetic, attacking football with an accent on youth is what the Newcastle boss has been about his whole career, Not only is it important to remember the list of quality players that Pardew has been forced to sell – from Demba Ba to Mathieu Debuchy via Yohan Cabaye – but one cannot help but admire the way his method of managing must have altered. http://i.imgur.com/rQpBfku.gif Yet Pardew’s team remain among the most pleasingly watchable cavaliers in the league. WHAT. ...WHAT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 haha its hilarious. Appropriate gif by mike. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 These motherfuckers said "Now is the time to assign credit where it's due" like they said a god damn thing about Mapou in Rome. What the FUCK. What the fuck is happening. Manager of the MOtnh?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Energetic, attacking football with an accent on youth is what the Newcastle boss has been about his whole career, Not only is it important to remember the list of quality players that Pardew has been forced to sell – from Demba Ba to Mathieu Debuchy via Yohan Cabaye – but one cannot help but admire the way his method of managing must have altered. http://i.imgur.com/rQpBfku.gif Yet Pardew’s team remain among the most pleasingly watchable cavaliers in the league. WHAT. ...WHAT? :lol: blatant wind-up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 There is NO way you can call us entertaining. He's NEVER WATCHED US. EVER. Fuck...FUCK. He's here forever. Shit like this is why he's here forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Energetic, attacking football with an accent on youth is what the Newcastle boss has been about his whole career, Not only is it important to remember the list of quality players that Pardew has been forced to sell – from Demba Ba to Mathieu Debuchy via Yohan Cabaye – but one cannot help but admire the way his method of managing must have altered. http://i.imgur.com/rQpBfku.gif Yet Pardew’s team remain among the most pleasingly watchable cavaliers in the league. WHAT. ...WHAT? :lol: That gif is so perfect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Energetic, attacking football with an accent on youth is what the Newcastle boss has been about his whole career Pardew’s team remain among the most pleasingly watchable cavaliers in the league These 2 lines are what I imagine I'll have to write over and over - Bart Simpson style on a chalkboard - in hell when I die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 There's no way a neutral watching us thinks we're pleasingly watchable. Test his motherfucking piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Basically every single journalist just writes words and nobody ever pulls then up on it It's fucking criminal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 We are literally through the fucking looking glass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 We are literally through the fucking looking glass. Are we wrong? Do we expect too much? Is it unreasonable to think that a team that never wins cannot be cavalier or fucking pleasingly watchable? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Just quoted that to my Everton mate in the office: "Who wrote that? Have they ever watched football? Have they not noticed your long ball, hoof it to Ameobi for the last five years?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 It's like you lot are the unwitting main characters in a football-set remake of "Gaslight". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 It's like you lot are the unwitting main characters in a football-set remake of "Gaslight". We're Ving Rhames bent over the oil barrel, Pardew is Zed, Ashley is the dude with the beard and the press is the fucking gimp. Only in our story Bruce Willis gets on the fucking bike and fucks off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 We are literally through the fucking looking glass. Are we wrong? Do we expect too much? Is it unreasonable to think that a team that never wins cannot be cavalier or fucking pleasingly watchable? I guess, taken in isolation, our defending has often been cavalier, does that count? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Our defending has often been like a Vauxhall Cavalier, racing against a Pagani Zonda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 To think that this thread is already 35.6% complete absolutely sickens me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 To think that this thread is already 35.6% complete absolutely sickens me It's 99% Pardew abuse though TBF. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 True...though I'm more worried at the thought of yet another 1000 pages of abuse and the cunt still being here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm one of his defenders, but even I would not describe Pardew's approach as 'Cavalier'. It's quite the opposite. He's the arch pragmatist. Was that feature tongue-in-cheek? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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