Darth Crooks Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Chronic Universal Narcissistic Tendencies to give it it's full medical title. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics live in them. It's an old cliche but it rings true for this fucker. Genuinely think he believes the weapons grade pigshit he comes out with. Cunt's in complete denial as to his own abilities and is prone to flipping out. Section the massive wanker immediately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 On 19/11/2014 at 21:53, midds said: Neurotics build castles in the sky, psychotics live in them. It's an old cliche but it rings true for this f***er. Genuinely think he believes the weapons grade pigshit he comes out with. c***'s in complete denial as to his own abilities and is prone to flipping out. Section the massive w***** immediately. He genuinely lives on another planet, literally everything he comes out with either didn't happen or he's completely revised it in his own mind to be something different to actual happenings. It's insane the amount of revisionism he comes out with weekly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Cruel as fuck, I wouldn't wish him on any mental ward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 On 19/11/2014 at 21:37, SanToon said: Quote Quote Quote Quote He's definitely got some sort of narcissistic personality disorder. Bloke's a complete f***ing maniac. Friend of mine, GP with background in mental health, has diagnosed Pardew as a pure psychopath. In his case, it's indicated by the narcissism you mention, and also by: the anti-social behaviour the violence the compulsive lying the lack of empathy Google 'dark triad'. He's an appalling excuse for a man, and football manager but in mitigation, he's very ill. My guess would be that this is the psychological profile of a football manager at a big club - or probably most clubs probs the top executives of big business and banks etc tbh. Dunno like, pardew's delusions are on another level Agreed. It's a lazy generalisation to suggest you have to be psychotic to be a successful businessman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Absolutely astonished that just a month after overseeing one of the worst sustained run of results in the history of the club this fucker has got the sheer audacity to now compare his team to Bayern Munich. Arguably the best club side on the planet, certainly one of, and this utter fucking prick wants to mention us in the same sentence as Bayern. On any possible level it's about as pathetic as it gets. Bayern Munich may as well play a different sport to us. Like a spotty teenager bursting a few zits in the mirror and walking away thinking he's James Bond. I absolutely despise the bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 On 19/11/2014 at 20:30, Unbelievable! said: Quote Not quite the way that I thought I'd heard it, almost. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02bgqvw 35:38 So he's on about the discipline of their front line? Still a mind boggling comparison to make. And he's still wrong, we don't come close to matching their discipline and work rate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/411219/Newcastle-Jonas-Gutierrez-Alan-Pardew Wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Pardew's an arsehole but that's some jump to that headline. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Personally over the moon with that headline tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Just read it now. fucking hell. I'd say that it's a terrible headline, and it is, but they reaped what they sowed when they used his disease to try and dampen a protest, the utter, utter cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 That article points out that he had only played 2 games and had lost his place but I seem to recall that he went off injured in the first game against Man City. He also came on in the second half away to Cardiff and did well when it was the usual all backs against the wall to protect our lead. I am not sure if there were any games inbetween but after the Cardiff game, we were told he was in Argentina on personal business. So I wouldn't say he had lost his place in the way that articles implies - he was out injured, made a comeback and then went and had the op done. Came back and was told to leave. The following is from when he joined Norwich. At the time, we were led to believe by the media that it was related to his contact but with what we know now, it looks incredibly insensitive to a good servant of the club. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/norwichs-jonas-gutierrez-newcastle-exit-3029641 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 That headline will be spun as a misinterpretation in the end. But it would be interesting when Jonas comes back. It gets better because he is still contracted to us so anything he will spill out, won't be regarded as sour grapes by the media pundits, had he moved on in the summer. He's got Pardew's number alright! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 "Wir wurden zu verlieren, weil wir zu viel von der Kugel hatte" Pardew after the game against QPR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Pardiola http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-8137569? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 What a load of shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Even Pep's face on that article is like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 So he looks at Bayern Munich and what he takes away from it is physicality and work rate. No mention of movement or patterns of play. Just big fuckers running a lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shayno Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 The Nicklas Bendtner of management Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Quote “Where as they did work well with the Cabaye team and the team that finished fifth.” http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article8138758.ece/alternates/s615b/JS50419068.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 On 20/11/2014 at 08:53, Shayno said: The Nicklas Bendtner of management Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Oh for fuck's sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 On 20/11/2014 at 09:29, SanToon said: "In an interview with the BBC he said: “The athletes, the ones who are really quick, like Gabby or Rolando, you really have to be careful with them." Shameless cunt aka if my job is on the line I'm quite happy to ignore medical advice and run a high risk of stunting a young players career for minor short term gain for myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Gabby or Ronaldo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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