Ashley17 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I mean, we all dared to dream it would happen. But for it to actually happen? I'm so fucking happy right now I think we all expected to have go through all the shit one more time. Several heavy losses, bottom 3 looming, more headbuts, a massive payoff - instead some stupid cunt is paying us £2m+ to take him off our hands, we're in the middle of the table and we've just won 3-2. Happy days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 We get 35 million pounds for Carroll, and then this. If we get anywhere near even half of 5 million quid for this turd. Ashley must have a f***ing gimp leprechaun in his cellar. at that bit.... brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weznufc Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Just seen the official confirmation haha f***ing yesssss http://i.imgur.com/pgTvEhC.gif ;D Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Feels like I'm dreaming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20141229/club-statement-alan-pardew_2281670_4391045 Newcastle United can confirm that Crystal Palace have made a formal approach requesting permission to speak to Alan Pardew in relation to their vacant managerial position. Crystal Palace have offered compensation at a level whereby Alan has now been permitted to speak to them. As a result of this development today (Monday), Alan will not be at training on Tuesday. Training will be the responsibility of assistant manager John Carver. The Club will make a further announcement in due course. Bet that's the way it always is anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 woah woah woah wait. Colo manager? Does he even have a basic manager license, never mind what you need to manage in the Prem? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I mean, we all dared to dream it would happen. But for it to actually happen? I'm so fucking happy right now I think we all expected to have go through all the shit one more time. Several heavy losses, bottom 3 looming, more headbuts, a massive payoff - instead some stupid cunt is paying us £2m+ to take him off our hands, we're in the middle of the table and we've just won 3-2. Happy days I was definitely expecting another catastrophic losing streak like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 @NUFC BREAKING: Alan Pardew has been given permission to speak to @CPFC about the club's vacant managerial position. #NUFC Just heard fireworks going off outside. Never laughed out loud so embarrassingly in my own front room at a post for ages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Just seen the official confirmation haha f***ing yesssss http://i.imgur.com/pgTvEhC.gif ;D :lol: that topknot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Poor Pards isn't even going to be the biggest bellwhiff at Palace You can slag him, but I love Parish for doing us this momentous favour. Not many people could be stupid enough to sign Pulis, Warnock and Pardew in the space of a year. He's making Mike Ashley look like David Dein. Priceless Didn't he also give the job to Ian Dowie back in the championship days? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mofo Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 So happy, just woke the bairn up to tell her. Wor lass is going mad now as she's breastfeeding! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 We all thought it was fucking great when Ashley bought the Club off them cunts Hall and Shepherd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 It could all finally be over. We're free http://img.pandawhale.com/post-46067-charlton-heston-laughing-gif-I-M2zI.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 and on cue... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 So Pardew was valued only 2m less than Demba Ba? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 So Pardew was valued only 2m less than Demba Ba? Time to update your sig. Us - NUFC & Barca Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Hitting it hard lads (and lasses) http://i.imgur.com/r6lzsAu.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 If anyone made up this scenario they would have been laughed off the forum. We're in 10th within five points of 6th, it would take a fairly monumental collapse to drop near the relegation zone, and we're getting paid to send this cunt back to London. How has this happened? :frantic: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Move over Nigel Farage. Steve Parish is the real Briton of the year for saving the Geordie hostages and crushing the evil Pardew regime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Hitting it hard lads (and lasses) http://i.imgur.com/r6lzsAu.jpg Dat image size Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 ord Sugar @Lord_Sugar 2m2 minutes ago Pardew: Oh I see it's all about how badly Newcastle fans treated him and how loved as an ex player he will be at Palace. Yeh and pigs fly! Love Sugar Doesn't he properly hate him for no real reason? There is always a reason to hate Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 If anyone made up this scenario they would have been laughed off the forum. We're in 10th within five points of 6th, it would take a fairly monumental collapse to drop near the relegation zone, and we're getting paid to send this cunt back to London. How has this happened? :frantic: It was the only way he was going to leave. Some bizarre stroke of luck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Of all the ways this was going to end, I never thought another club would pay us to take him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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