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So you'll be over the moon when we get someone like ally moccoist?

 

:lol:

 

What? Ally McCoist left Rangers because of Ashley.

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Can't wait for him to act like a c*** in his first press conference and have the realisation rain down on me that this is not my problem anymore.

 

"Yannick Bolasie has a release clause in his contract BUT I ABSOLUTELY HOPE NOBODY COMES IN FOR HIM BECAUSE HE ISN'T FOR SALE.... am I doing this right, Steve?

 

:lol:

 

Should be other way around with the caps though :pow:

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http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/dec/30/newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-mike-ashley

 

"Which part are you?"

 

"Good question. Probably the humour."

 

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Can just see his first answer at his Press Conference when asked why he was hounded out by the fans.

 

'Stitch up. It was a stitch up. Match of the Day filmed hours of material and most of it is a good bloke doing a good job at work, and the one time I accidentally headbutt someone makes it into the programme, you're gonna look a prat. You headbutt an opponent on the touchline you're labeled a prat, and that's the game. And the BBC must have taken what, about two hours footage a day, and I got it back and most of it was like, you know, "Oh, look. Here's a good guy, he's getting on, he's their friend as well as their boss, he's a motivator, an entertainer. There's lots of good stuff" Oh he's made one mistake, like any human would, should we just cut that out?" "No, what? Put that bit in, cut the other stuff out. We want a scapegoat, we want to dumb down. We wanna give them the biggest plonker of the year".

 

You know...I'm not a plonker.

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I didn't like pardew when it was went announced  :kasper: :yikes: but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley  we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager  that wont happen

 

Astraguy? More like AstraGAY!

 

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http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/dec/30/newcastle-manager-alan-pardew-mike-ashley

 

"Which part are you?"

 

"Good question. Probably the humour."

 

Beka2AkIgAAaepJ.jpg

 

Can just see his first answer at his Press Conference when asked why he was hounded out by the fans.

 

'Stitch up. It was a stitch up. Match of the Day filmed hours of material and most of it is a good bloke doing a good job at work, and the one time I accidentally headbutt someone makes it into the programme, you're gonna look a prat. You headbutt an opponent on the touchline you're labeled a prat, and that's the game. And the BBC must have taken what, about two hours footage a day, and I got it back and most of it was like, you know, "Oh, look. Here's a good guy, he's getting on, he's their friend as well as their boss, he's a motivator, an entertainer. There's lots of good stuff" Oh he's made one mistake, like any human would, should we just cut that out?" "No, what? Put that bit in, cut the other stuff out. We want a scapegoat, we want to dumb down. We wanna give them the biggest plonker of the year".

 

You know...I'm not a plonker.

 

:lol: :lol: mint.

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I didn't like pardew when it was went announced  :kasper: :yikes: but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley  we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager  that wont happen

 

Astraguy? More like AstraGAY!

 

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http://www.cayman27.com.ky/files/2014/01/shots-fired.jpg

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I didn't like pardew when it was went announced  :kasper: :yikes: but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley  we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager  that wont happen

Were you dropped on the head as a child?

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I didn't like pardew when it was went announced  :kasper: :yikes: but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley  we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager  that wont happen

Were you dropped on the head as a child?

 

Or was he dropped on a child as a head?

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/dJvWXgCDdnHUc/giphy.gif

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Can't wait for him to act like a c*** in his first press conference and have the realisation rain down on me that this is not my problem anymore.

 

"Yannick Bolasie has a release clause in his contract BUT I ABSOLUTELY HOPE NOBODY COMES IN FOR HIM BECAUSE HE ISN'T FOR SALE.... am I doing this right, Steve?

 

:lol:

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I didn't like pardew when it was went announced  :kasper: :yikes: but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley  we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager  that wont happen

Were you dropped on the head as a child?

 

Or was he dropped on a child as a head?

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/dJvWXgCDdnHUc/giphy.gif

:lol:

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I didn't like pardew when it was went announced  :kasper: :yikes: but i'd rather he'd be in charge until we knew who we knew had coming in , Thats the scary part about ashley  we have a better squad then Southampton/ West ham but we need a better manager  that wont happen

Were you dropped on the head as a child?

 

Or was he dropped on a child as a head?

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/dJvWXgCDdnHUc/giphy.gif

 

:lol: straight out of the Yakov Smirnoff playbook.

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Just a note, our stadium was like this 30 years ago:

 

http://www.premierfootballbooks.co.uk/images/crystalpalace_aerial2.jpg

 

 

Enjoy Alan, at least you'll get free tickets.

 

 

Absolutely no offence, but your stadium wasn't even that good 30 years ago.

 

You must have got some people who knew their shit in charge in that period to get what you have now.

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George Caulkin

 

@CaulkinTheTimes: #Nufc want Pardew's successor to be 'head coach' rather than manager - a tracksuit boss whose priority will be improving the players he has.

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/EjtwQoo.jpg

 

Still don't believe that is a man.

 

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