Darth Crooks Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 It's his fault. He didn't have to turn up at a festival looking like a shit Roy Orbison/terminator. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Why do we still have a thread for this prick? When you excise a cancerous growth you don't want to keep looking at it. It's hard to forget the cancerous growth when people keep shoving it in your face and telling you how much better off you were with the cancerous growth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Got a bit pissed last night and went to town on Pards to a few Palace fans. They were saying I was talking bollocks at first until I pulled out a load of stats from all his managerial roles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 It's as natural as going for a piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 One of my colleagues is a Palace fan, loves the bloke and thinks they are going to finish in the top 4 this season. Insufferable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 One of my colleagues is a Palace fan, loves the bloke and thinks they are going to finish in the top 4 this season. Insufferable. Can you please forward me this individual's details. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Yellow dress is doing that stupid duck face shit that women seem to think does not make them look ridiculous so she can piss off. She can piss off a table onto my face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Yellow dress is doing that stupid duck face shit that women seem to think does not make them look ridiculous so she can piss off. She can piss off a table onto my face. Deuce man, I thought you were better than that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Yellow dress is doing that stupid duck face shit that women seem to think does not make them look ridiculous so she can piss off. She can piss off a table onto my face. Deuce man, I thought you were better than that. I am, the most adventurous I get is missionary in the dark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Lost an academy player to Borussia Monchengladbach. Never heard of him but I hope he's the greatest of all time and Pardew is hated because of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Lunchtime at work. Lack of transfer shit going on, so I decided to dig out a few old quotes on our favourite cunt: Feels good to really respect the manager, both as a bloke and a manager. Would love to see us win the Europa (or anything) under him. To cancel the early pages of the original thread, I'm going to be super-positive about Pards. Credit to him, he has turned it all round. As part of a winning structure, he is the focal point of our revival and deservedly won Manager of the Season. The players seem to love him, he's a master of the media and is a pleasure to listen to. I also like the backroom staff he's brought in, instilling a Geordie influence on our dressing room. I've not always agreed with his tactics and decisions but you can't argue with 5th place. Absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him hit another 1000 pages. Here's to him, Nufc and 12/13 season. Get this one right and he'll be loved forever by some toon fans I have this bad feeling Abrhamovich might want him. Excellent news! Arise Sir Pardew. Pards! What a legend. He is nearing a cult hero status. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Cunt zero has a typo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Name and shame them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Name and shame them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Ian W. All of them. Typical former death eater talk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Name and shame them. I need to know who to put on 'ignore'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Name and shame them. I would have done if the quote function was available in old threads, though I do remember one from you saying you hoped he would be here for 15 years Far from innocent myself like. I once updated my Facebook to say "Walking in a Pardew wonderland" after the 2-0 win at Swansea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Thank God I wasn't around here in those days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Blinded by the 5th season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I also remember at the time people on here saying they wouldn't let Cisse go for anything less than £50million. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I also remember at the time people on here saying they wouldn't let Cisse go for anything less than £50million. If he had carried on that early form - or anywhere close to it he would've fetched £30m easy. I think people were using the Carroll transfer as a benchmark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Think £50m would have been cheap had he carried on that form. 13 goals in 15 Premier League games and scoring from everywhere, goal of the season amongst them.. Of course he could never continue like that for long, doubt anyone could, people just got carried away as usual Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Lunchtime at work. Lack of transfer shit going on, so I decided to dig out a few old quotes on our favourite cunt: Feels good to really respect the manager, both as a bloke and a manager. Would love to see us win the Europa (or anything) under him. To cancel the early pages of the original thread, I'm going to be super-positive about Pards. Credit to him, he has turned it all round. As part of a winning structure, he is the focal point of our revival and deservedly won Manager of the Season. The players seem to love him, he's a master of the media and is a pleasure to listen to. I also like the backroom staff he's brought in, instilling a Geordie influence on our dressing room. I've not always agreed with his tactics and decisions but you can't argue with 5th place. Absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him hit another 1000 pages. Here's to him, Nufc and 12/13 season. Get this one right and he'll be loved forever by some toon fans I have this bad feeling Abrhamovich might want him. Excellent news! Arise Sir Pardew. Pards! What a legend. He is nearing a cult hero status. Name and shame them. Guess which username goes with which post! Tisd01 gbandit Ketsbaia Yorkie TaylorJ_01 EthiGeordie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Can't believe I've avoided this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 First one Yorkie, last one Ethi? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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