Dr.Spaceman Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 My daughter was born the very day we last won the derby, she starts pre school in September :lol: FUCK. MY. LIFE Have another, quickly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 So Carver, as a certified assistant to the assistant was happy to stand up to Ruud Gullit 16 years ago but he's now, as head coach, prepared to spread his cheeks every week for Lee Charnley? Aye, lying cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 http://m.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/revealed-the-story-behind-alan-shearer-s-infamous-tyne-wear-derby-axe-at-newcastle-1-7193358 Remember walking to the car soaked to the bone thinking it will never get worse than this. Got that wrong. drove up in a tea shirt without a ticket, got soaked through to the kegs , after trying at ticket office and all around the ground,couldn't get in and went home- probs the best result for me in the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFCDoog Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Dont think i've ever gone into a derby feeling so much apathy. Usually the build up is full on and its all I think about, this week its hardly crossed my mind. I really want to be up for it but the problem is I haven't really cared about the club all season so to change that for just one game, even this one, just isnt working, I think part of it is that I know even if we do win, in the grand scheme of things it wont mean anything. Nothing will change. Same if we lose which is equally as depressing. Makes me think I should just chuck it in if I cant even get hyped for this match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevo Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Let's play "Things that have happened since Newcastle last won the derby": sponsored by Alan Pardew! 1. Since Newcastle last won the derby, I've started, worked through and completed an undergraduate degree course Since we last won a derby I have met a lass, got engaged, moved from Gateshead to North Yorkshire to Southampton and cancelled my ST along the way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Since we last won a derby, I've done a 2 year A-Level diploma and a two year foundation degree Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Since we last won the derby I've developed alzheimer's and forgotton that we ever won that said derby in the first place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I think we'll win tomorrow like. Would be very surprised at anything less than a draw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I can't see anything apart from a Sunderland win. Reckon we'll concede early and just completely crumble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Again my logic is that it's the biggest game of Carver's career. If he loses this he's done, and I'm not that lucky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Reckon it will be a Sunderland win to nil. Our make shift back 4 v a combination of Wickham, Johnson, Defoe and Fletcher will see to that. Just can't see where our goals are coming from Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Don't see where the Sunderland goals will come from either tbh. 0-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Is nonceson expected to start? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Keep forgetting this is even on tomorrow. Never been so apathetic in all my life. Not even going out to watch it. How did things ever get this bad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/form-guide.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 A lot of talk on twitter that Jonas may start alongside Abeid. Means nothing obviously but at least he would be trying, as opposed to Gouffran centre mid again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Jonas played well when he came on against Arsenal. And he's one of the few players that i actually think care. Krul Raylor - Janmaat - Willo - Colback Abeid - Jonas Cabella - Sissoko - Ameobi Perez Hopefully Sissoko can affect the game more in a bit more advanced role. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 That would be my team as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Jonas played well when he came on against Arsenal. And he's one of the few players that i actually think care. Krul Raylor - Janmaat - Willo - Colback Abeid - Jonas Cabella - Sissoko - Ameobi Perez Hopefully Sissoko can affect the game more in a bit more advanced role. Would be happy enough with that from the options available. Potentially Anita ahead of Abeid, who looked bereft of confidence last time I saw him play but would just be happy not to see Gouffran on the team sheet tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Jonas played well when he came on against Arsenal. And he's one of the few players that i actually think care. Krul Raylor - Janmaat - Willo - Colback Abeid - Jonas Cabella - Sissoko - Ameobi Perez Hopefully Sissoko can affect the game more in a bit more advanced role. That's probably the best back four we can muster, and should be ok. I suppose it depends on whether they go for: a. Pacey through-balls to a 34-year-old on his last pay-check b. High balls to a p*ssed-up bean-pole who so far couldn't score in a brothel with 100 quid tied to his Johnson. c. Wide balls to a Johnson who could only score in a council-run orphanage. (Allegedly). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Cant see how we can win a game with that line up, regardless of how shite the opposition are. Another defeat, 2-0 I reckon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Jonas played well when he came on against Arsenal. And he's one of the few players that i actually think care. Krul Raylor - Janmaat - Willo - Colback Abeid - Jonas Cabella - Sissoko - Ameobi Perez Hopefully Sissoko can affect the game more in a bit more advanced role. Would be happy enough with that from the options available. Potentially Anita ahead of Abeid, who looked bereft of confidence last time I saw him play but would just be happy not to see Gouffran on the team sheet tbh There's not a hope Gouffran won't start. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Fanciful to even suggest he won't. God our team is shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ace Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 All the pressure is on them now, thankfully for them they have their saviour who will do his utmost to win them the 3 points tommorow then take points away to QPR and Leicester http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/31/2451A14900000578-2892368-John_Carver_could_take_over_at_Newcastle_job_until_at_least_the_-a-32_1420026222910.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 “If Lee’s getting on the ball and dictating things, then it will be a problem for us,” Oh my fucking god. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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