Decky Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Hopefully we’ve a new manager soon and he’s played his last game for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, joeyt said: What was his quote about playing for Leeds again? They run too much for him or something “We obviously played Leeds at St James’ Park about a month ago now, and that Rodrigo fella was in the middle. He was meant to be playing centre midfield and he was just all over the place. I said to him, ‘geez can you just stand still for one minute, because you’re just running around like a nutcase’. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ManDoon Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 A prick, a terrible footballer, absolutely zero positional awareness, no athleticism, horrible decision maker, lazy, bald and weird looking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 He has to be up there with the thickest players we've ever had, like. I'm talking both general and on-field intelligence. He's a fucking weapon/whopper/rectangle (take your pick) and a lazy bastard to boot, which makes him even worse. He also has this horrible tendency to put too much backspin on his stupid little clipped passes he looks to spray about. Of all the things this takeover will bring about, his exit is one of my most anticipated moments. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, Ste said: “We obviously played Leeds at St James’ Park about a month ago now, and that Rodrigo fella was in the middle. He was meant to be playing centre midfield and he was just all over the place. I said to him, ‘geez can you just stand still for one minute, because you’re just running around like a nutcase’. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Rafa had his number Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, toon25 said: Rafa had his number I fully expect that whoever takes over from Bruce will receive a call from Rafa offering them some of his insights. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Decky said: Hopefully we’ve a new manager soon and he’s played his last game for us. We should make it the first question asked of prospective managers: “In your opinion, would you play Shelvey, bench him or sell him?” I’m delighted the stupid cunt got sent off so stupidly today, in front of the new owners and the watching world. Makes it that much more likely he’ll not play for us again (in any meaningful way). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 he's stopped his post-match beers. fucking idiot probably though it was better to have a couple before the game instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInfiniteOdyssey Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) His attitude since the day he arrived has been utter shit Shelvey has always stood out in our squads for being an unprofessional idiot who couldn't give a fuck, as well as being a worthless player. At least the rest of them, even if they're largely shit, have more often than not, been willing triers. Edited October 17, 2021 by TheInfiniteOdyssey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 He's played well for us in spells tbf, first half of the Championship season, latter half of 17/18. But that's it. He's not done well since then, in spite of scoring 6 goals in 19/20. Should've gone 2 years ago. The way he got those yellow cards is unforgivable, just like Hendrick v Southampton at home last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 6 minutes ago, HaydnNUFC said: He's played well for us in spells tbf, first half of the Championship season, latter half of 17/18. But that's it. He's not done well since then, in spite of scoring 6 goals in 19/20. Should've gone 2 years ago. The way he got those yellow cards is unforgivable, just like Hendrick v Southampton at home last season. the amount of time and space he got on the ball, especially in the first half of the season was ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 He's clearly someone that you have to reign in and come down hard on constantly. Bruce just lets him do what he wants. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Ste said: “We obviously played Leeds at St James’ Park about a month ago now, and that Rodrigo fella was in the middle. He was meant to be playing centre midfield and he was just all over the place. I said to him, ‘geez can you just stand still for one minute, because you’re just running around like a nutcase’. I mean, I can understand the need to keep the team's structure in the middle of the park but Shelvey has taken it too literally by just standing or walking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 I think we have a responsibility to help cut out his post match drinking, by never playing him again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Why does he bow his head as if he's straining to see when he's faced with any sort of defensive duty. Anyone else noticed that? Like "look I'm really concentrating, not my fault I won't get within 5 yards of this cunt" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, ElDiablo said: Why does he bow his head as if he's straining to see when he's faced with any sort of defensive duty. Anyone else noticed that? Like "look I'm really concentrating, not my fault I won't get within 5 yards of this cunt" He does this thing where he hunches his shoulders too. Like he's trying to emulate what he thinks a good defender looks like. He's yards off and he shuffles his feet and then the guy is past him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Within 5 mins of coming on he had stopped tracking back, well in fairness he was nonchalantly walking back just not running or even fucking jogging. Both fouls were unnecessary. He will be better under and actual coach but everyone will be. He is an utter liability and a waste of potential. First out the door in January. Some poor set of fuckers will buy him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 his first one was just a bloody kick at the player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 You knew exactly what he was going to do when he was sent off. Knew for a fact he was going to foul the player when he couldn't keep up with him. He's shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, huss9 said: his first one was just a bloody kick at the player. It was childish, the player wasn't in a dangerous position, he just didn't like getting showed up He's an absolute moron, can't see anyone buying him so think it's a case of him running his contract down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankles Bennett Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, reefatoon said: You knew exactly what he was going to do when he was sent off. Knew for a fact he was going to foul the player when he couldn't keep up with him. He's shite. To be fair to him he "took one for the team" as spurs would probably have scored!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Ankles Bennett said: To be fair to him he "took one for the team" as spurs would probably have scored!! Yeah, I don't really blame him for the 2nd foul in isolation It's the first one that was incredibly stupid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Thanks for the service Jonjo but I'd definitely say it's time to start moving on. Always wondered if he's even happy here as he really is deadpan in any interview. Might just be his thing I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Nobody is going to pay this bloke the wages he expects. Might get a game in the Sunday Leagues, if somebody has a hangover worse than his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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