Numbers Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Useless, game passes him by every week, fucking trash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 A fundamental problem is his lack of athleticism imho. He needs to go. No coincidence that Rafa wanted to bin him and that we played our best football under Rafa with Longstaff/Hayden in the middle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 He had his 3-4 game spell of looking like he had turned the corner and was going to kick on. Just like he has done a good number of times in the past. Been back to his usual self for weeks now. Just ambling about at a leisurely pace, pointing to others to do his job and just moaning about anything and everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommo Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Another twat I absolutely hate. The absolute definition of stealing a living. Prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Minhosa said: A fundamental problem is his lack of athleticism imho. He needs to go. No coincidence that Rafa wanted to bin him and that we played our best football under Rafa with Longstaff/Hayden in the middle. Sick of saying this now, but seems no one else sees it that way. As long as you can spray the odd fancy pass, then you are a quality player, regardless of the fact the opposition are running rings round you for 90 mins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 I get the idea behind him, he's meant to be a 'quarter back', but he's fucking shit at it Having a player slap bang in probably the most populated area of the pitch who turns like a fucking Wildebeest just seems mental. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bompeter Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 20/11/2021 at 23:32, Bompeter said: Will inevitably revert to type soon and leave people feeling like dickheads for allowing themselves to forget what an absolute waste of space clown he is. *wheels away in celebration* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Fucking pony and one of the reasons why we’re so easy to score against. Give the ball away about 6 times in a row with his fucking hollywood passes and is nowhere to be seen defensively. Also shoots whenever he has the ball near the box instead of passing to someone who could put it in the fucking net. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Like I think Howe must see him as a regista or something, ignoring the fact they're meant to have quick feet and the ability to turn into space. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) Loke I'm no tactical genius but it seems like with the players we have Joelinton should be infront of the defence and Shelvey should be wide right of the 3 to allow him to find space out wide. Edited January 15, 2022 by Hanshithispantz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
worthy Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 On 26/11/2021 at 14:06, ManDoon said: His stats for us are abysmal. Aside from the championship season. The highest amount of assists he got is 3 in a season. Its shocking that people want to keep this guy in the team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ManDoon Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Hated him for ages. Horrible athlete, horrible footballer, cant run, can’t even pass anymore. Brainless tackles, horrible game awareness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandy Man Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Agree with all of above, given way Howe is setting the team up, Shelvey playing in front of defence is an insurmountable handicap. He gets ball played to feet off CBs and nearly always plays it backwards before moving himself into a position where he's not going to get ball again. Contribution without the ball is abysmal, terrible decisions, rash tackles and just generally does a shit impression of someone who is making an effort but is always looking for the easy way out. No amount of loopy lofted passes can change that. In summary, I fucking hate him and we'd improve massively for nearly any other half decent holding midfielder in his place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Pilgrim Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 What the kids these days call a ‘wasteman’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) Pathetic, hope we plant a case of cans in his suitcase when they’re away in Saudi. Edited January 15, 2022 by Anderson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biggsbond14 Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, Anderson said: Pathetic, hope we plant a case of cans in his suitcase when they’re away in Saudi. Drugs and he wouldn’t get back out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbee909 Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 The pretender. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awaymag Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 he shouldn't be at this club. 3 years ago Rafa wanted rid of him and yet he is still here! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 11 minutes ago, Anderson said: Pathetic, hope we plant a case of cans in his suitcase when they’re away in Saudi. And a cartoon drawing of Muhammad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Anderson said: Pathetic, hope we plant a case of cans in his suitcase when they’re away in Saudi. I read it quickly and I thought this post was about putting him in a suitcase. If you know what I mean by 'him'... Edited January 15, 2022 by Dinho lad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 So did I Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 I remember when we signed him and everyone was laughing at Swansea for selling their "best" player to a relegation rival. That went well. Fast forward six years and it looks like Wood and Burnley could be the same scenario. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Awaymag said: he shouldn't be at this club. 3 years ago Rafa wanted rid of him and yet he is still here! Find threads for half of our squad and repost. Ironic Benitez will probably end up managing them in the Championship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Beth said: I remember when we signed him and everyone was laughing at Swansea for selling their "best" player to a relegation rival. That went well. Fast forward six years and it looks like Wood and Burnley could be the same scenario. Eh? I remember it being seen as an underwhelming signing until his debut against West Ham when he was insane. Never played like that since. I don't even think he was starting for them when they sold him? Edited January 15, 2022 by Hanshithispantz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Can't say owt more than what everyone else has said, but have to just fucking say that I'm fucking sick of the sight of this turnip. He can ping a pass, that's it. Doesn't help the defence, doesn't help the attack. Between him and Longstaff there is absolutely nothing going on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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