C*CK P*SS P*RDEW

[Klaus]

Jesus Christ how is that compared to his worst form with us?

[Peppe]

Keep hearing "experts" say "he's a good manager" about Pardew but no one asks them WHY they think he's a good manager. I'd love to hear their replies because all the evidence clearly points to him being a fucking useless cunt.

[Astroblack]

http://i.imgur.com/9m9Sjmb.png?1

 

 

 

Thats relegation and bottom of the league.

[tmonkey]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/oi-pardew.424605/

 

[Hanshithispantz]

Where thr fuck were these cunts when he was destroying out club like?

 

 

[madras]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/oi-pardew.424605/

 

It's man Utd fans just after they've beat a team. I'd imagine they done the same to Keegan and Robson.

[Incognito]

From that redcafe thread :

 

He's that guy you play Sunday league with; older bloke, not sure who knows him, doesn't socialise, turns up wearing stonewashed jeans and a old rain jacket, absolutely whippet fit, always walking around naked in the changing room

 

[emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[Raconteur]

I liked this one better:

 

"He is that sad middle aged guy at the pub that comes over to your table, tells shit jokes and tries to hit on every girl 22 years his junior, with some sleezy groping involved. When all else fails he takes to the scene and performs a shit karaoke act before he is tossed out by the bouncer and arrested for assaulting a taxi cab driver."

[Hanshithispantz]

Reads like it was written by Stifler.

[Scoot]

I liked this one better:

 

"He is that sad middle aged guy at the pub that comes over to your table, tells s*** jokes and tries to hit on every girl 22 years his junior, with some sleezy groping involved. When all else fails he takes to the scene and performs a s*** karaoke act before he is tossed out by the bouncer and arrested for assaulting a taxi cab driver."

 

[Guest]

Keep hearing "experts" say "he's a good manager" about Pardew but no one asks them WHY they think he's a good manager. I'd love to hear their replies because all the evidence clearly points to him being a f***ing useless c***.

 

Carragher says he plays attacking football.

[loki679]

Can't stand him. His career is groundhog day. Starts well, gets his side playing pretty good football. Then he reverts to type, playing a flat 4-4-2 with defensive wingers and full backs who aren't allowed to go forward. He did at Newcastle. Got them to 5th, then bombed by parking the bus and showing no ambition or adventure. He's doing it at Palace now, bright start with direct and effective football, and it's now turning to shit. If Wilf Zaha isn't on it - like he wasn't tonight - they've got nothing but pot shots and set pieces. He doesn't even make attacking substitutions. Plenty thought Newcastle fans were mad for wanting him gone, but they were right. They were going nowhere, and it was getting worse. And he's also a colossal cnut.

 

 

 

[Troll]

Can't stand him. His career is groundhog day. Starts well, gets his side playing pretty good football. Then he reverts to type, playing a flat 4-4-2 with defensive wingers and full backs who aren't allowed to go forward. He did at Newcastle. Got them to 5th, then bombed by parking the bus and showing no ambition or adventure. He's doing it at Palace now, bright start with direct and effective football, and it's now turning to shit. If Wilf Zaha isn't on it - like he wasn't tonight - they've got nothing but pot shots and set pieces. He doesn't even make attacking substitutions. Plenty thought Newcastle fans were mad for wanting him gone, but they were right. They were going nowhere, and it was getting worse. And he's also a colossal cnut.

 

 

 

 

He'd probably have as much success commanding the tides as he does commanding his team.

[Guest]

You just know though, even if they sack him and still go down, relegation will be blamed on sacking Pardew. Even though it was an inevitability like our two relegation scraps were after he left, unless they appoint a world-class manager. The rot's set in now.

[NG32]

None of the British based pundits will slate him, theyll all be golf buddies and members of the pfa or the fma.  Theyll not endanger one of their jobs for a member.  Which is hugely dishonest as everyobe can see he is bloody awful. 

 

[mighty__mag]

None of the British based pundits will slate him, theyll all be golf buddies and members of the pfa or the fma.  Theyll not endanger one of their jobs for a member.  Which is hugely dishonest as everyobe can see he is bloody awful.

 

Thats ^^^^ exactly how it is.

[Darth Crooks]

Not levelling this at pardew but it's the sort of bullshit protectionist attitude that's let these abuse scumbags get away with it. Wanker fraternity.

[Stottie]

I reckon he might have brought the inevitable a bit closer by his backhanded dig about the owners not understanding football after that revival win against Southampton. I bet it didn't go down well.

[Darth Crooks]

It is just such a mindbogglingly thick thing to say. But then he is so...

[triggs]

Keep hearing "experts" say "he's a good manager" about Pardew but no one asks them WHY they think he's a good manager. I'd love to hear their replies because all the evidence clearly points to him being a f***ing useless c***.

 

Carragher says he plays attacking football.

He does with Palace tbf, lately anyway. Seems to just have two extremes, all out attack or last ditch defend like fuck

[Dinho lad]

Those Man Utd fans are probably the same cunts who were calling us "deluded geordies" when we were "hounding out" good old Pards.

 

Cunts.

[Elbel1]

the Committee for the Liberation of Idiotic Twattish Organisms and their Release Into Society.

 

Only one drawback with that.

Is there?

I can't find it

[summerof69]

Think I posted a thread a while back from redcafe where it seemed a large number thought Pardew was great. So yeah a large number were calling us" deluded geordies "

[mrmojorisin75]

wasn't a contender for SPOTY tonight?  fucking fix tbh

[Dave]

His stupid dance was on it though.