Pixelphish Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I'd be smug as fuck if I was terrible at my job and kept raking in the millions from getting the sack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Four years to the day since it became absolutely clear that Pardew HAD to go (3-7 at Arsenal, 'no more goals'). Exactly two (fucking) years later he finally left. 830 days waking up hating the Newcastle manager. When exactly did Ian turn? When he said that Santon could be the next Phil Neville. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 The day Ian pulled a Snape and renounced his Deat-eater status was a watershed moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Shocking pun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2562462/is-alan-pardew-going-to-manage-melbourne-city-ex-palace-boss-linked-with-move-to-australian-a-league/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 australia is not far enough away Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Hope a snake bites him on the knob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Hope a snake bites him on the knob. Poor snake will die of an unknown STI Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Just in case you forgot what a monumental quim this man is. http://i.imgur.com/gnmkVTo.jpg Dude on the right is all of us. btw if the forum is in need of an asshole smiley, we've def found it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Fucking cravat ffs. Said the shit. Didn't think my hatred had room to grow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keggy_Keagal Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Pardew must know the world thinks he's a cunt and just says to himself "I'll wear a cravat, that'll wind the fuckers up". If not he's the most self unaware man since that emperor fella got a new tailor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Just in case you forgot what a monumental quim this man is. http://i.imgur.com/gnmkVTo.jpg Misses the camera attention on him already. So what does he do? Go to a match where all the media and cameras will likely be. Absolute cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I don't know what a cravat is and won't even be looking it up because I know it will make me hate the cunt even more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Thinks he is a 1950s movie legend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Pocket square and cravat for Sutton v Wimbledon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 He makes it so easy to hate him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keggy_Keagal Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Pocket square and cravat for Sutton v Wimbledon Shouldn't the pocket square and cravat match ? Or at least be the same colour ? Christ , I've gone all Trinny and Susannah . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 He makes it so easy to hate him Absolutely, it takes no effort at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Shame he wasn't checking the time on a pocket watch attached to a chain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 That bloke next to him looks disgusted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 That bloke next to him looks disgusted Pardew's blatantly just dropped an eggy one and is giving him his best shit eating it grin daring him to say something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Pocket square and cravat for Sutton v Wimbledon Shouldn't the pocket square and cravat match ? Or at least be the same colour ? Christ , I've gone all Trinny and Susannah . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Pocket square and cravat for Sutton v Wimbledon Shouldn't the pocket square and cravat match ? Or at least be the same colour ? Christ , I've gone all Trinny and Susannah . When you're the king, you can do whatever you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Shocking pun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2562462/is-alan-pardew-going-to-manage-melbourne-city-ex-palace-boss-linked-with-move-to-australian-a-league/ I am in place to conduct the assassination if required. On the one hand, I would love Pardew to bomb out here in the Awful-League. But I shudder to think of the fawning coverage a "big name" like this self-promoting twat would get from our shitty, no-mark media makes me want to hurl. Luckily the entire article is conjecture and tea leaves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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