mrmojorisin75 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "the fucking cunt" :lol::lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt Post of the year Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Outstanding. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 So good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Awesome work Dave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 How that Pep Pardiola hasn't been banned from there already I haven't a clue but he's comedy gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew: "My players gave everything. Everything. And they deserved to win but the game is like that. We had a couple of decisions that went against us, big time. Connor was through, Wilfried had a penalty but I'm not going to bleat. Great performance from both teams, great final. "It's such a shame. We did a lot of things very well, we hurt them on the break, the referee didn't help us but we grew into the game. I'm so proud of the club, we have been dignified in defeat and we look forward to next year." It's not even the bold part of that quote that's the worst for me, it's 'Great performance from both teams, great final'. That match was like watching AIDS personified. Both teams were fucking abysmal in the worst final since Man Ure vs Arsenal, and that's some fucking achievement. The biggest highlight was Pardew makiñg a cunt out of himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Just read the last 5 or 6 pages of this thread. Comedy Gold! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Someone must record the Dave Yourself rap. I demand it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave. The post is topped by this response IMO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 delicious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave. The post is topped by this response IMO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 fucking brilliant Dave and Jill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave. The post is topped by this response IMO I just burst out laughing in my room. This is a great night. Incredible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave. The post is topped by this response IMO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 http://www.football365.com/news/16-conclusions-crystal-palace-1-2-manchester-united * Oh, Alan. Only The King could turn a wonderful goal for Crystal Palace into a moment of ridicule. His dancing celebration at Puncheon’s opener was cringeworthy, and neatly encapsulated the man: wherever, whenever, it must be about Alan. Much of the build-up had surrounded the Palace manager. After defeat in the 1990 Cup final as a player and heartbreak in the 2006 version as a manager, this year represented his third opportunity at lifting the trophy. He basked in the publicity, painting himself as a beacon for English managers. “It will not just be good for me and the club to win it but good for English coaches,” he said in midweek. “English coaches and managers get a bad press.” If they do – which they really do not – they bring it on themselves in Pardew’s case. Footage during the game showed that Pardew’s dance may have provided Juan Mata and United with the perfect motivation to initiate a fightback. In the midst of celebrating the opener, Pardew had built a rod for his own back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Absolutely love this place on nights like this. All the al pards lovers and supporters on here and elsewhere can suck on it. Glorious events unfolding at wembo tonight. The images of confused palace fans, a distraught al pards, parish and bright in the stands holding each other in terror..... wonderful scenes. Karma doing her best work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Love Football365 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Fucking get in. Been grinning like a chimp for the last 7 pages. Justice will be done, you fucking narcissistic prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 http://s32.postimg.org/gnbfrvp39/GIF.gif That advertising board behind him. 'The Final Adventure'. Very apt for him. Just watching it again. What an absolute idiot. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Seriously it couldn't have gone much better today Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 He is a proper David Brent like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "Dave yourself" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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