Deuce Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Jesus, Nees. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Seeing him humbled and having to make do with an average wage and pension for the rest of his life would way surpass him getting bitten by a snake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. I would only accept a Boa Constrictor as it would choke the life out of him. He would look up at me and ask for help and I'd say "knaa, your awful football dies here today with you" A Cobra would be wasting its venom on him unless it was helping the Boa Constrictor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. I would only accept a Boa Constrictor as it would choke the life out of him. He would look up at me and ask for help and I'd say "knaa, your awful football dies here today with you" A Cobra would be wasting its venom on him unless it was helping the Boa Constrictor. Or ‘try staying on your front foot’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Or ‘dance your way out of this you prick’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 This cunt retired and on Strictly yet? That's the last place we want him. He'll be ballero deep in some poor little Ukrainian dancer before Len can say "he can really foxtrot and he did finish 5th that time though didn't he? 7" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 This cunt retired and on Strictly yet? That's the last place we want him. He'll be ballero deep in some poor little Ukrainian dancer before Len can say "he can really foxtrot and he did finish that time though didn't he? 7" Ballero deep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Wishing him death is a bit harsh, but wouldn’t mind seeing him suffer a botched surgery like Lesley ash, him ruining his own face in the chase for extra vanity points. Would be poetic and well deserved. Would pretty much end his career and any chance we’d have to put up with him as well, no one would take him seriously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Disappointing whenever this thread is bumped that he hasn't been killed by a snake. I would only accept a Boa Constrictor as it would choke the life out of him. He would look up at me and ask for help and I'd say "knaa, your awful football dies here today with you" A Cobra would be wasting its venom on him unless it was helping the Boa Constrictor. Or ‘try staying on your front foot’ He might escape with a bit of magic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Boy Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Ashley is currently on the phone to Pards singing Take That's Back for good song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 https://twitter.com/JoeStephenson96/status/1139290459304538113 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 reckon this cunt will be looking for another payday soon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 How about if you stop bumping up this thread, especially at this difficult time?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Need a vote. All who agree with Dinho not to bump this thread say 'Aye' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 aye ok Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 http://media.giphy.com/media/ofM4yiAivjgUo/giphy.gif everytime i see this, cant believe its real. Its like his head is photoshopped onto that body. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 reckon this cunt will be looking for another payday soon I think him and his type's days are over, Moyes has been overlooked for the Kilmarnock job, Big Sam gets linked with nothing these days, Hughes, Pullis and McClaren have had to many failures now and it looks like the new vogue is ex top quality players, good riddance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 reckon this cunt will be looking for another payday soon I think him and his type's days are over, Moyes has been overlooked for the Kilmarnock job, Big Sam gets linked with nothing these days, Hughes, Pullis and McClaren have had to many failures now and it looks like the new vogue is ex top quality players, good riddance some fuckwits will turn to these clowns at some point allardyce is an odd one tbf, kind of surprised no relegation fodder have moved for him since his last stint you might be right overall Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 reckon this cunt will be looking for another payday soon I think him and his type's days are over, Moyes has been overlooked for the Kilmarnock job, Big Sam gets linked with nothing these days, Hughes, Pullis and McClaren have had to many failures now and it looks like the new vogue is ex top quality players, good riddance some fuckwits will turn to these clowns at some point allardyce is an odd one tbf, kind of surprised no relegation fodder have moved for him since his last stint you might be right overall There's a joke in here somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 I'm hoping King Al will get a gig on the international scene with him making a massive boob of himself, like his shameful striptease dance at Wembo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 reckon this cunt will be looking for another payday soon I think him and his type's days are over, Moyes has been overlooked for the Kilmarnock job, Big Sam gets linked with nothing these days, Hughes, Pullis and McClaren have had to many failures now and it looks like the new vogue is ex top quality players, good riddance some fuckwits will turn to these clowns at some point allardyce is an odd one tbf, kind of surprised no relegation fodder have moved for him since his last stint you might be right overall Don't think Big Sam is really interested these days unless you back up the money truck hard - look how much it took Everton to lure that walrus off his rock - 3 million in salary for 8 months work, then a 6 million pay off at the end of it all on top. They also had to pay Crystal Palace compensation for the privilege. No one in a relegation battle is going to fork that sort of dosh out again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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