LucaAltieri Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 This subject needs more limericks. There once was a man named Johnson Who met a Mackem who wants 'im She was only fifteenth He still showed her his peen And now he's gone down for noncin' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 There once was a Mackem called Adam, Who penetrated a young, teenage madam, The inbreds claimed "Johnson?!" "He's not one for noncin'!" but the evidence shown meant they had 'im. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phillipealbert Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 This subject needs more limericks. There once was a man named Johnson Who met a Mackem who wants 'im She was only fifteenth He still showed her his peen And now he's gone down for noncin' Fuck me, that's dire. Is English even your first language?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 We refuse to believe the club was to blame That dirty young slag was just chasing the fame. We don't think his crime was really that large, So we need to think of a whole new charge: "Being 15 in a built up area" Why didn't her parents take better care'y'er?* So what if he fingered her in a car park? He scored against the mags so we're totally comfortable being labelled a bunch of nonces, and also fascists cos dirty knees horse punchas 0-3 boycoutt marra marra marra. (* Glaswegan) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 this is awful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Yeah it really is. But.....for every mackem reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IaWbyuBOA0 CLASSY Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Caught with his hand in her jeans Even though she was just in her teens Behind the Chinese Playing Weez keys are theez Probably 4 years that means Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 This subject needs more limericks. There once was a man named Johnson Who met a Mackem who wants 'im She was only fifteenth He still showed her his peen And now he's gone down for noncin' Fuck me, that's dire. Is English even your first language?! It was never intended to be good. Minimal effort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Just send his sister this back and be done with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 If you'd like to feel just like 'er, Your cell mate's Decka Mick from Byker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Women really hate each other man. It's quite extraordinary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 That man you condemn has a little baby girl sounds like a threat.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dembacha Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Women really hate each other man. It's quite extraordinary. Women with children in particular it would appear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Thick people writing poems is probably my biggest cringe trigger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 The hardening of Johnson's dick Came over incredibly quick. Even though he was keen, She was only fifteen, And he's worse than Uncal Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 The mackems at work are desperately clutching at positives / negatives for us with all this Rafa talk. Gonna spread a rumour Defoe has torn his hamstring next week to further torment them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 That man you condemn has a little baby girl sounds like a threat.. Or if you're a noncing mackem noncer..... That man you condemn has a little baby girl sounds like a treat.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Johnson will be sentenced on March 24th Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Mackem Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Johnson will be sentenced on March 24th Who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shintonsghost Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Johnson will be sentenced on March 24th Who? the nonce your disgraceful club still played Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Johnson will be sentenced on March 24th Who? the nonce your disgraceful club still played s Ouch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Mag with a pencil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 knows the club well- made sure he used a pencil with an eraser on the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Johnson will be sentenced on March 24th Who? the nonce your disgraceful club still played and your disgusting fans still supported. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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