mrmojorisin75 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Hopefully it doesn't fly over the ground on or around the 17th minute but, if I were a betting man.It did the last time they sent one to fly over. niccage.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Some SAFC related news: - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/adam-johnsons-sister-shoots-down-7972005 Adam Johnson 'banned from talking to daughter after breaking sex offenders' order speaking to her on phone' 09:37, 15 MAY 2016 UPDATED 10:20, 15 MAY 2016 BY ANTHONY BOND The 28-year-old was reportedly talking to ex-girlfriend Stacey Flounders when she passed the phone to his 17-month-old daughter Ayla despite the player not being allowed to speak to children Disgraced footballer Adam Johnson has reportedly been left “devastated” after being banned from talking to his daughter from jail. The 28-year-old was reportedly talking to ex-girlfriend Stacey Flounders when she passed the phone to their 17-month-old daughter Ayla. However, the former Sunderland and England midfielder reportedly did not realise his calls in Doncaster's Moorland prison were being monitored by officials. When they heard him talking to his daughter, the footballer was told he had breached a sex offenders’ order not to speak to children. It is now thought he has lost prisoners’ association time and TV channels As reported by The Sun, a source said officials have “come down hard” on the footballer. “Johnson did not realise he would be listened to, and that he was doing something wrong….He’s devastated.” Reports emerged earlier this month that the footballer was attacked by another convict after refusing to clean hair from a plug hole. It was claimed Johnson was cleaning the shower in the jail when he was punched in the face during a fight. One report suggested the former footballer told a fellow convict "do you know who I am?" But his sister Faye Johnson took to Facebook to deny the claims. She wrote: "These newspapers are laughable. "Why is there rarely any truth in their stories? Were the false stories about harm not so sickening we would find it funny. " I've just spoke to Adam he is fine and I also want to add that never has he asked for special treatment and never will he. " He has the right to appeal and he has! In the meantime, he's an ordinary prisoner like the rest. "You will all hear the truth when Adam comes home ." A witness speaking to the Daily Star Sunday said Johnson was attacked by the prisoner after refusing to remove hair from a plug hole. According to the witness, Johnson allegedly told the convict to "f*** off" before saying "do you know who I am?" The onlooker reportedly said the apparent fight started after Johnson refused to listen to his fellow prisoner. "Johnson ignored him and the other bloke really got in his face," the witness said. "Johnson then swore at him. The bloke punched him in the face and Johnson defended himself." He was transferred to Moorland earlier this month - a far cushier option than Frankland jail, Durham, the prison considered as it was closest to his home. He is seen as high risk of self harm until he settles into his new regime. Insiders claim he had no idea he was being moved out of Armley jail, Leeds prior to the transfer - and had not been told where he was going. He had the option of a number of courses which aim to give inmates the chance of a new career once they are free. Prisoners can train as tailors, TV repairers, gardeners, forklift drivers or brickies. Johnson, who earned £60,000-a-week as a player, will also be required to undergo a sex offender treatment programme at the category C jail. Anyone convicted of sex crimes is kept completely separate from the main prison population, even when working or training for courses. The former Man City winger was jailed for six years at Bradford crown court in March for grooming and sexual activity with a girl aged 15. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 It wasn't particularly funny 10 years ago when it was first done. Typically the mackems are 10 years behind the rest of the country to catch onto this fad, a bit like their town centre is. Or should that be 30 years? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Try 300 years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shintonsghost Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 £1000 for that............fuking mugs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 https://twitter.com/DanH1892/status/731861261013635073 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Holy shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 If ever there was a photo that could bite them back on the arse one day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Apparently quite a few had those masks on today Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shintonsghost Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/well-done-newcastle.1231226/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newca5tl1.1231228/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/great-result-for-the-skunks.1231218/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/5-1.1231222/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mitrobitch-sent-off.1231208/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/loving-the-if-only-wed-beaten-villa-shit.1231238/ this is 5 mins after THEIR match incredible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Apparently quite a few had those masks on today There isn't enough cardboard in the world to make a few fat fuckin hippo head allardyce masks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/well-done-newcastle.1231226/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newca5tl1.1231228/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/great-result-for-the-skunks.1231218/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/5-1.1231222/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mitrobitch-sent-off.1231208/ http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/loving-the-if-only-wed-beaten-villa-shit.1231238/ this is 5 mins after THEIR match incredible I don't care if Rafa stays, they can have their gloat. I'm not being bitter either, I'd far rather be relegated and have Benitez in charge than be in the premier with Fat Sam. By the time we get back up we'll be miles better than them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 If ever there was a photo that could bite them back on the arse one day. Aye, get it saved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Why they wearing pink sashes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Why they wearing pink sashes? Cuz gaycastle got relegated marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Why they wearing pink sashes? Cuz gaycastle got relegated marra I thought it was because they were 'massive lads fans'. An actual description I heard a bunch describing themselves on the Metro the day after losing in the league cup. I wasn't sure whether they we're massively into lads or just into massive lads. Either way it sounded more 'life partner' than football fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Someone please tell me they've got Total Sport on. Mackem nutcase absolutely bouncing they've gone 10 seasons without relegation and thanked Di Canio and Poyet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Someone please tell me they've got Total Sport on. Mackem nutcase absolutely bouncing they've gone 10 seasons without relegation and thanked Di Canio and Poyet. I can confirm that this happened. I haven't worked out what the best care plan would be, he seems quite happy himself, it's just his relationship with reality that will be a problem in future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 What a waste of money that plane was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Gave them 4 points, they stayed up by 2 points. Who's gonna save them next year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Gave them 4 points, they stayed up by 2 points. Who's gonna save them next year? Boro. Sunderland NETD 4EVA. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 From RTG. 'Only 14 other clubs in Premier League history have won more points than us, but our average points per game/season isn't very good.' Get the champagne out, 15th best team in the Premier League era! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 From RTG. 'Only 14 other clubs in Premier League history have won more points than us, but our average points per game/season isn't very good.' Get the champagne out, 15th best team in the Premier League era! Quick! Send another plane up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Mackem Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I don't care if Rafa stays, they can have their gloat. I'm not being bitter either, I'd far rather be relegated and have Benitez in charge than be in the premier with Fat Sam. By the time we get back up we'll be miles better than them. First you say you're not bothered if Rafa stays then your saying you'd rather be in the Championship with Benitez in charge It was Allardyce's signings which kept us up so I'm pretty confident he'll do a decent job for us. I'll be happy with mid table after the last few seasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 I don't care if Rafa stays, they can have their gloat. I'm not being bitter either, I'd far rather be relegated and have Benitez in charge than be in the premier with Fat Sam. By the time we get back up we'll be miles better than them. First you say you're not bothered if Rafa stays then your saying you'd rather be in the Championship with Benitez in charge It was Allardyce's signings which kept us up so I'm pretty confident he'll do a decent job for us. I'll be happy with mid table after the last few seasons. I heard him ducking the question of even being there next season on total sport tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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