Yorkie Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Are we going to start getting along with Liverpool fans now? Hope not but I can see it coming. Get the fuck out of here. He wouldn't be the first person to have had had a positive relationship with Liverpool followed by a memorable time with us. He's already a cult hero at the very least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 You're a strange guy, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run, in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. Stiffy man, you are class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Where does fingering your 8 year old cousin come into it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/hmCdZ9o.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What is this shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Honestly, with this meticulous benign dictator I have high hopes. This guy could be IT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 The gift that keeps on giving. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Where does fingering your 8 year old cousin come into it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 The gift that keeps on giving. Thanks, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. You're terrifying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 True. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. http://i.imgur.com/dFcr6Oy.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. You're terrifying. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. WTF? You used every shit metaphor you could in essentially the shittiest way you could in that pile of dog shit of a paragraph. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 We should have a dedicated stifler subforum before we start talking about one for media/other sports. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I feel like I should report that post to the police. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Unfortunately we all know how this story ends. http://i.imgur.com/jMUzVOK.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Oh man I'm howling at these reactions. Holy shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/leaving.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 He's honestly like your first real girlfriend/love. You stand in awe of them, then ask them out. In this case he said yeah. You have a few dates and things look positive (good performances/results), you hit a little snag by trying a risky joke (getting relegated) and hope you haven't ruined things, they then get back in touch and everything is fine. Now you're waiting for a few more dates, you have one special one in mind and they have agreed to stay at yours/you stay at theirs/hotel and seal the deal. Now all you have to do is go through your date and do things right and you get to hit a home run (win a trophy), in the mean time everything they say leaves you in awe. I was thinking exactly this yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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