Robster Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Hiring Rafa Benitez is definitely not copying Sunderland. Exactly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 So is Borini tacitly, if not explicitly, coming out and admitting that this was their deliberate plan for 4 successive years to win the derby? Jesus, we really mean the world to those obsessed bunch of clowns. Speaking of which... With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around s***, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud. What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and f*** me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing. More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now f*** off. (@DCmackem, 2012) Wow! Thats a lot of effort right there! Just feel the bitterness in that post, you can almost taste it! And 'Grief-holes' man, we've all seen 'I'm Alan Partridge' you unoriginal paedo-rapist nonce-loving c*nt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 That's class that, what an absolute spunk bucket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Crazy. I've literally never heard a Geordie talk about Geordie pride or anything like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 It's Jawdee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I wish I could be arsed to think about Newcastle as much as they do Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Quite interesting if you look at the stats from our 6 losses - we've had more shots/possession than them in the majority of them but still managed to lose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I wish I could be arsed to think about Newcastle as much as they do When something happens at NUFC pop on here and if its just developing there may be a fresh thread breaking it, then over to the groomers where there will be half a dozen muti page threads already arguing over it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 They truly are a strange breed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dazzanufc1892 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 would do anything to get to this game but can't find a ticket no matter what! I'm expecting the atmosphere for once, to be like the old days. everybody is finally behind something the club have done and with the added incentive of this match, it could be incredible day compared to the last 5 years of hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 The irony of that shite As a midlander I can be a little more objective with regard to geography but a shopping centre (they use) an airport (likewise) and an art gallery with fuck all in it I can smell the stench of the inferiors from here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 This game is all I can think about. It's killing me. I preferred it when I didn't give a toss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Borini has accused us of 'copying' them by sacking McClaren and appointing Benitez just before the derby. f***ing copying, man. [emoji38]This isn't f***ing primary school, you thick t***. Although maybe it is for him, what with biting his hand and that. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35822822 He buys his sister raunchy underwear. I wouldn't take him serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I'm not even slightly nervous about this, we'll smash them all over! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I mean that's not a pleasant price but it's not ludicrously expensive either compared to London. I always thought it was like way over the top expensive there? Denmark is the cheapest of the Nordic countries when it comes to alcohol. In Sweden, be prepared to pay around 80 kronor (£7.50) and in Norway I'd guess it's around £10 for a pint. In Stockholm during happy hour I was paying 2-3 quid at one place. Really weak crap stuff but still Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 This game is all I can think about. It's killing me. I preferred it when I didn't give a toss. Aye, absolutely bricking it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Genuinely nervous about this, not least because I actually care about the result now. Seriously think if we can get an early goal, confidence will rise and we might see a few. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I think a lot of people are building up the quality of Sunderland in their minds, it's natural. Sunderland do have a better spine since January with the signing of Kone, M'vila is a decent as well. Defoe is still an okay goal scorer. We are having our poorest season in years and we have still been above them most of the season and only 1 point behind now, even under McClaren. Due to the 6 in a row and our predicament I still think people think Sunderland are a better side than they are, like us they don't win many, they don't keep clean sheets. It's finely balanced but I'm convinced we will be the better side on Sunday, I think we will play well and the result will take care of itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Going to be dying in Liverpool watching this with a Mackem, aaful stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Usually take the Monday off after a derby but couldn't this time and the only other person who will be in on my team is a mackem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Hiring Rafa Benitez is definitely not copying Sunderland. Exactly[emoji38] Signing Rolf Harris would be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Fuck whatever in a row, fuck regional pride. I'm nervous about this because it's 3 points against our main relegation rivals, that's all I'm bothered about so we can keep Benitez and really fuck them over the next time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Not confident in the slightest. Certainly don't have any reason to feel the opposite. We have a team of bottlers. The end might absolutely be nigh. Going to be great game for the neutral. I feel sick thinking about it tbh. The thought of getting a manager like Benitez after so many years of abuse just to have him taken away is the final insult.. albeit a predictable one from his appointment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Not confident in the slightest. Certainly don't have any reason to feel the opposite. We have a team of bottlers. The end might absolutely be nigh. Going to be great game for the neutral. I feel sick thinking about it tbh. The thought of getting a manager like Benitez after so many years of abuse just to have him taken away is the final insult.. albeit a predictable one from his appointment. Fully agree with this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Fuck whatever in a row, fuck regional pride. I'm nervous about this because it's 3 points against our main relegation rivals, that's all I'm bothered about so we can keep Benitez and really fuck them over the next time. Oh I can feel the nerves mounting massively already. I'm still confident we can win though. It's about time we broke the chain against these fuckers, and with Rafa settling in I see that as the catalyst. We can do it, we will win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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