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Newcastle United 1-1 Sunderland - 20/03/16 - Post match discussion from p.47


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It's not elliot. You can only get hit with shots so many times before one goes in. He saved a good header near the start of the half. Everything has come down our left. We're letting too much in on that side. This is embarrassing, especially at home. Make the right substitutions and we can still win this.

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Not seen much from us to get excited about.  Sissoko on the left and Townsend on the right is a puzzler and Shelvey and Gini are getting killed in the middle.  I'd actually get Perez of first, bring on Saivet to shore up the centre, Sissoko on the right, Townsend on the left and Gini no.10.

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If Janmaat plays one more shitty cross into the box... someone should tot it up, like the amount of time wasted in each match down to his poor distribution.

 

Colback is possibly the worst player to ever pull on the shirt. Please, just please sub him.. he's a sending off waiting to happen.

 

Townsend looks ok, as does Wijnaldum when he's on the ball. Shelvey has looked so so. I'd bring Saivet on for Perez.

 

Cisse for Mitrovic, he's not at the races either.

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Worst player?

 

Perez, for me. Caught in possession every time the ball gets near him. He and Mitro offer nothing at all. Sissoko has been clumsy as fuck as usual, Shelvey looks hesistant on the ball. Defense as a whole looks retarded.

 

Townsend has flashed with the ball at his feet. Holy fuck is he brain dead though, he plays like he has football autism. Doesn't ever read what his teammates are going to do.

 

Wijnaldum has had some nice moments. He must be amazing in 5 a side games, fuck knows what his position is in a real game though.

Perez has been way better than Mitrovic and he's still been shit. He's actually contributed at times, winning the free kick just outside their box and starting a few counters. Mitrovic has got utterly bullied all game

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Worst player?

 

Perez, for me. Caught in possession every time the ball gets near him. He and Mitro offer nothing at all. Sissoko has been clumsy as fuck as usual, Shelvey looks hesistant on the ball. Defense as a whole looks retarded.

 

Townsend has flashed with the ball at his feet. Holy fuck is he brain dead though, he plays like he has football autism. Doesn't ever read what his teammates are going to do.

 

Wijnaldum has had some nice moments. He must be amazing in 5 a side games, fuck knows what his position is in a real game though.

 

Perez is like one or two others in the team, wants more time on the ball than he's going to get in the premier.

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Caught the half time analysis there. Four men unmarked in the box from the attempted clearance. Where the fuck is everybody? Don't think any manager can help that. School ground stuff.

 

Not to mention the way we jogged out to the corner played back. Aye don't get there too soon lads, might pull a muscle.

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It's not elliot. You can only get hit with shots so many times before one goes in. He saved a good header near the start of the half. Everything has come down our left. We're letting too much in on that side. This is embarrassing, especially at home. Make the right substitutions and we can still win this.

 

Good keeper tips that over the bar. Positioning was shocking for the Defoe shot. Fuck him.

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If Janmaat plays one more shitty cross into the box... someone should tot it up, like the amount of time wasted in each match down to his poor distribution.

 

 

 

 

 

What difference would it make putting in decent crosses anyway? Not like Mitrobitch has a clue how to make runs anyway.

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Their luck is f***ing insane, do f*** all have a rebound and score. Like f***ing clockwork.

They have been the better side and have a striker who can actually score.

 

Not really, they have done fuck all up till that point. Plus we never ever get into situations to allow our striker to score. When ever do we ever score from a rebounded tap in or even get the opportunity to do so? the build up of how we create chances is a bigger problem.

 

It's the sure sign of relegation doomed team when the 50/50s always bobble the wrong way, the deflections, rebounds, etc... they say you make your own luck and to an extent that's true as the marking was rediculous on their goal but again a loose ball falls away from our players.

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Get Colback off. Red card waiting to happen if the ref puts in his contact lenses for the second half.

 

Actually quite surprised he hasn't gone yet, considering there was at least one other clear foul and some shirt-pulling on Borini that weren't even given.s

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Their luck is f***ing insane, do f*** all have a rebound and score. Like f***ing clockwork.

They have been the better side and have a striker who can actually score.

 

Not really, they have done fuck all up till that point. Plus we never ever get into situations to allow our striker to score. When ever do we ever score from a rebounded tap in or even get the opportunity to do so? the build up of how we create chances is a bigger problem.

We can't create chances mainly because our striker can't run, hold up the ball, head the ball and when we do actually create a chance he can't finish either

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We look terrified and uninterested. Only Townsend looks half arsed. Ashley's gamble with Benitez is going to fail - because you can't motivate a team that has no heart and is populated by cowards. Relegation is going to be fully deserved and it's all on the owner and players. Shameful.

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Still plenty of time. Funny old game and all that.

 

Amen brother. Just so frustrating so far.

At least we've got someone decent in charge to make the changes and turn it around at ht. Under the previous fuck wits there would be no hope at all.

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