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Newcastle United vs Swansea City - Saturday 16th April 2016 @ 15:00 (No TV)


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Anything other than 3 points in this and we're down.

 

Swansea are shit, not as shit as us, but they're shit.

 

They have 13 points from their last 6 games, including victories over Arsenal and Chelsea, we're on a completely different planet of shitness to this lot.

 

We'll lose this comfortably.

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Where do people summon this optimism :lol:? Genuinely.

 

It's a bit like when you know your Mrs is cheating on you, but she's also well out of your league and really good at cooking and sex and stuff.

 

You just accept that you'll constantly be disappointed, but every other time you wander around pretending everything is ok.

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Where do people summon this optimism :lol:? Genuinely.

 

It's a bit like when you know your Mrs is cheating on you, but she's also well out of your league and really good at cooking and sex and stuff.

 

You just accept that you'll constantly be disappointed, but every other time you wander around pretending everything is ok.

 

If my Mrs was cheating on me I would get rid, go mental for a few weeks, try to f*** all her friends and then move on stronger and happier

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A selection of gifs that may come in handy with suggested uses

 

1) Steven Taylor selected ahead of Lascelles again http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/vampirediaries/images/0/0b/Wtf.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150126010635

 

2) Inevitable goal conceded from a cheap freekick http://i.imgur.com/RG0BS1U.gif?noredirect

 

3) Jack Colback jogs a lot http://replygif.net/i/628.gif

 

4) Sissoko receives the ball http://i.imgur.com/794waSX.gif

 

5) A further step towards relegation http://i.imgur.com/bMS2wMw.gif

 

6) Us, 5 minutes into the game http://i.giphy.com/5cUcRqbpCnDO0.gif

 

7) Anyone mad enough to watch a few more minutes 4e27c89cd6991.gif

 

8) Folks who made it to half time http://i.imgur.com/i3IfafU.gif

 

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